Kind of don't want to go to fursquared this year, I want to watch the whole family lose their shit over Green Day playing the opening to the superb owl. They have changed the lyrics to "American idiot" from "redneck agenda" to "MAGA agenda" on stage and can see them doing it for the game.

I'm watching the football game on YouTube because I need the noise. This scam came up where if you pay 1 bitcoin, you get 2 back... This is on a fox news channel (or just using the logo) YouTube page.

Before I start a 3 month diet and exercise program, I need a fat day. Eat all the crap I will not eat for 3 months. 1030 calories of ice cream.... That is half of what I was eating a day last time... fuck...

It’s a punny tag reference.

If someone plays lofi and it's not from lofi girl, you better turn that shit off and put on lofi girl.

All the arguing of hope vs. doomerism is making me tap the sign

-dad watching the news about ice protests- "I'm so sick of this crap" -me, loud enough for mom to hear and just out of audible range for him- "Well asshole, you voted for this because you took the convicted criminal pedophiles word that he wasn't going to cause problems"

This guy is my new fursona

im so sorry.. that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

For anyone confused about this, “verbal assault” especially in this instance means “getting yelled at” and is not, in fact, assault.

As I sit here doing science homework and skimming my book before getting into reading it. I was reminded of "the magic school bus" and how they went through all the periods of the dinosaurs and how all of it is based on theory. While credible and unproven so far, is there anything that has changed?

Ghost plates / patch swapping / mission-specific identities = covert ops / secret police

I don't want to replace Bill Nye but I would really like to make a science show for kids like I had growing up. Bonus points in life if I can find a way to make it like Mythbusters.

This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.

State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis. I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets. But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace. Don’t give him what he wants.

Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim

Slip sliding away…

I got caught up in so many things today that I forgot to post this -lady almost hits me with a cart- Her: oh im sorry, I didn't mean to run you over. Me: it's OK, I'm target security, im smart enough to get out of the way. Her: I love you went there, fuck ice Me: fuck ice she was about 70 btw

I'll let this video I have saved to my hard drive speak for itself. Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.

Leaving my job is the hardest thing I had to do. I love my co-workers (about 95% of them at least) and some of the customers are awesome (about 5% of them and 90% are meh at best and the last 5% are absolutely trash humans that should never reproduce)

-gets information on how to handle ice at the store- Me: That's great and all, but I'm going to do what I always do with ice problems. Just throw rock salt at it.

Funny how my mind works Me: now that I have been in a stable and loving relationship, I kind of want to start dating again Mind: and how long did the stable and loving relationship last? Me: not long but.... Mind: no but, you know what will happen if you try again Me: yeah I know...

These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.

If an ICE agent were to lose their life, I doubt we will see 1/1000th of the same turn out that we get for someone killed by an ICE agent. This makes me smile. The most that is going to happen is Trump and his goons spreading lies about the turnout.

Drew Mario and Luigi from memory. How'd I do?

Watch out for the ONE question where they try to trick you by putting "I want AI" as the bottom option where EVERY other question has "I don't want AI" at the bottom!

Hope to find a new job soon, been looking since I put in my 3 week notice and besides 1 interview, nothing but 2 rejections and 3 no reply. I think these are all ghost jobs.

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

Trump regime forces pulled out out their hand guns threatening to murder protestors in Minnesota. This is a practice that has been widely used by ICE and CBP regime troopers to intimidate civilians nationwide. #3E #EndImpunity #justiceforgood #goodvsevil

Friend: hey, do you remember this picture Me: yeah, you made this not too long ago. Friend: look at the date -pic is 10 years old this year- Me:

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

FUCK lCE

We’ve been warning for weeks that the Trump Administration’s dangerous, sensationalized operations are a threat to public safety.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Fuck ICE and that stupid cunt Kristi too.

I don't care what people say, I will still blame that I'm not sexual enough as the reason people keep me at a distance or don't like me.

I supported the troops during Iraq and Afghanistan wars, everyone was lied to on that shit. But I will not support any troops that help to take over Greenland. You can ignore illegal orders.

This cold or flu or whatever I'm sick with has been kicking my ass. It's too early to take nyquil and sleep so watching my 600 lb life for some reason...

I feel like I've let so many people down as of late. Like everything that I've done recently isn't enough and I need to do more.

So... the difference between an archeological dig and grave robbing is intent, method, and ethics. As long as I dig with care, log things, and report what I find for all to learn, im kind of ok if I get the permits. I know what I'm doing this summer

-takes a nap because sick and the nyquil is all I have- Wakes up: oh shit, did I die? Is my body below me right now? I want to be a ghost.

Am i doing it right?

Fresh Squeezed

Ok. Data and bed Weight loss: 203.5-196.8 is a loss of 6.7lbs Muscle mass: started with 132.2 and ended with a gain of 12lbs (144.2) Body fat: 30.9-22.9 is a loss of 8% or 17.8 lbs My goal was to have my body fat at 17% but this 8% loss was still a great start. Lowest was 21.7% 10/26

Might get a job at the hospital in the town I went to school in. Class reunion is going to be weird if I ever go. "Hey Kyle, that puss from your penis calm down yet or are you still working on it" (This is a joke for the sake of making a joke post, I would never actually do this. But maybe I will)

I think I'm going to struggle with the last one.

I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL

i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results that human element elevates the work