Republicans claiming to have spoken to McConnell making him want to be more dead than he already is

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hopefully no one has forgotten that we went through something similar to this McConnell nonsense with Dianne Feinstein, a Democrat, and in that case Pelosi's daughter was involved either political party can and will pull a weekend at bernie's to game the system the system needs an overhaul

just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he confirmed that he's dead

this is the passive voice endorsement retraction "with so much at stake," she says not even a tiny nod toward accountability for the endorsement she gave in the first place

perhaps a journalist could find out what caused the blackout

Platner really showing which Democrats are fine with maga standards

I said, "capitalism is for dickheads," and then Elizabeth Warren started crying

seems like superhuman persuasion abilities would lead to a product with a reputation that is not currently in the toilet

I said, "capitalism is for dickheads," and then Elizabeth Warren started crying

okay can we go back to disrespectfully calling it soccer now

Like I said, there's no small amount of finger-pointing that's going to happen as a result of this. But Platner was a creation of Ryan Grim, Bernie Sanders, and Matt Stoller, as much as he was of Pod Save America and Matt Yglesias. That's what has to be reckoned with.

whoopsie

The Coward Matthew Yglesias

goodbye graham platner

I think the Democratic politicians who endorsed Graham Platner should consider resigning as well

somebody take accountability sometime for something, that would be so good for America

how nice for them, they can just pretend it didn't happen and that they didn't just humiliate themselves with their terrible judgment

notice how these losers are starting to sound like magas not good for the rest of us on the left that they still call themselves that

Schrodinger's undertaker of democracy

Here's another Democrat who does not understand the assignment. He judges it a failure because he doesn't get that the point was to destroy things. Until we have Democrats who understand the motives of these saboteurs, we won't be winning.

my office does this also but tbf they never really know

oh wow who could have seen this coming

[techbro] I have discovered that the torment nexus is bad and you should not try to create one [5 years later] itmightworkforus.jpg

centrist Dems love them some authoritarianism, are super happy when it goes their way

the message here is that liberals should like it when the authoritarianism goes in their favor total loser shit

Keeping this as my souvenir of the 250th.

I have an in-law who occupies the realm of dumber than shit+thinks they have everything figured out and durn if that don't make the family events unappealing

100 years ago.

nazis in the capitol on independence day

look I know a lot of y'all trust the fascism light media outlet here but you should probably recognize that here they're trying to say Donald Trump is the real communist

even people who don't give a rat's ass about climate change understand that solar and wind are giving us cheaper energy being so convinced their voters are dumb as dirt and hate everything has to have limits at some point

I forgot that the name of the show is Ceasefire and read this as if they had been at war

I've reached the point where I don't trust people who like the Democratic Party

happy 250 years of lying to yourselves about how good you are

aspiring to kindness is a red flag for these pathetic bigoted people they actually loathe kindness, it makes them want to drive around in unmarked vans and snatch innocent people off of the street to put them into camps

in the future all cars will look like we're in mad max because of the robot dogs

Jared Polis looks like he's on the 'you made me a nazi' express

bela lugosi's father was once a baker so if little bela ever helped out in the bakery some lucky person might have had a taste of bela lugosi's bread

le cat + altec + alt text

hey look even the new york times doesn't think there's a constitution any more

this is the realest truth about solar energy was always that none of the fat cats could figure out how to exploit and lord over everyone else with it

that part in Pretty Woman when Roy Orbison says "mercy!" like Mr. Ed

Honest Abe's republican party coalescing around the message 'ending slavery was bad, actually'

these marketing agencies want us to do all the work if a performer could get 40k legit followers for their music they wouldn't need the marketing agency lazy nonces

think about what it would take to get Nina Totenberg to do alt text

a damn fine example of enshittification is that the side button on my phone used to turn off or restart the phone but now it only opens the assistant I don't want to use I hate it and I can't change it back

ultimately the Michael Jackson saga tells us everything we need to know and correct about ourselves as a species he was a monster people still want to love and we need to learn to stop loving monsters we need to be able to say that person was a monster and deal with it properly and we never have