Last thought of the night: World Series Jays v Dodgers, game 7 had to have been the most watched event EVER in this country, right? Maybe 2010 Gold Medal Game still beats it?

Oh right, cause of the time change this dark night of despair is an hour longer #bluejays #worldseries

Let's go #BlueJays! #WorldSeries

Why not put Straw in for IKF? And move Barger into the infield. #Jays

"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

Hundreds gather to remember Darren Markland: beloved doctor, cyclist and health advocate edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

Remember when a bunch of you idiots wanted Moreno over Kirk (and therefore no Varsho, either). Glad that didn't happen! #BlueJays #Jays

The UCP government is so desperate to get into a big nasty fight with the Alberta Teachers Association that it will eagerly spend money on an ad campaign attacking teachers before it spends money improving classroom conditions for kids. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Well, no one has ever called this guy smart. What a terrible decision www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Super disappointing 2nd half from Cork in the #Allireland #hurling final. #CorkvTipp #CorkvsTipperary

I for one am REALLY tired of right wing govts with ministers of transportation who very clearly have absolutely no idea how urban transportation works. Or how cities work. Or geometry/space. Or return-on-investment/fiscal responsibility/economic competitiveness. Or data/evidence. Or common sense…

I hope BC tells her to 'fuck off.' globalnews.ca/news/1124074...

“She’s not yours to pity. She’s mine to marvel at.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...

Is Andrew Scheer planning to date rape Canada?

A group of 31 rich men took out a full page ad in the @theglobeandmail.com this morning, Canada-washing their support for Poilievre & the Conservatives, to get lower taxes & other policies that will make them richer. 31 men. No women. The Sausage Party of Canada.

There's #BlueJays baseball today. What a great day 😊.

Well, we officially have a federal election in Canada. My vote will be #NeverPoilievre #Never51 #ElbowsUp

Sidney Crosby is using pride tape on the knob of his stick. Rickard Rakell and Bryan Rust each have their blades taped in it. Think Alex Nedeljkovic too. For the Penguins' Pride Night. I'm sure others too. Just can't tell all that well from up here. #Pens

I wonder if it's because the other guy is mini-Trump and would sell us out in a heartbeat.

Schooling Canada's MAGA MAPLE. Pierre Poilievre made his name beating down on a small town journalist while filling his face with an apple. He comes to Northern Ontario for rage rallies but won't go in the mines or mills to meet workers. I come from a mining town. www.youtube.com/shorts/Mf44P...

Elbows up, brothers & sisters.

I hope these medals are made of critical minerals never to see american soil ever again. #4NationsFaceoff

Big game tonight! Talk about a rivalry! Homan vs. McCarville #curling #Scotties #FearTheMoose

Hey today is kinda a big birthday for me, so like if the #BlueJays wanted to sign Pete Alonso and/or lock up VGJ long term, I'd be most appreciative.

Today would be a great day for a #BlueJays transaction! A free agent perhaps? Maybe a little trade? BOTH?

Friendly reminder as the Canadian government continues to bust unions, without unions we wouldn’t have any of these rights:

No single small act gives me greater happiness than being a simple attendee in a #Teams meeting, and muting fellow attendees. Mute upon entry buds!

Why aren't there any NHL games on tonight??? Man, this league is so bad at fan engagement

Ok cool, intros aside, let's go sarcastically comment on some shit!

A 24-team OHL seems inevitable, and frankly awesome. And no, Thunder Bay won't be hosting one of those teams.

We should be investing more heavily into community economic development.

...so are people doing like a witty first post on here? You know, something with a lot of pith?