There be so many times my friends will be like…”I told you about xyz thing from a year ago” and I’m just like “sure let’s assume you did. But feel free to refresh me on the relevant context”

Friends: "What I'm about to say stays between us. This doesn't leave this convo." My Memory: "Don't eem worry bout it big dawg."

I love Durand Bernarr for many reasons, but top 3 is definitely for changing the way I sing Freak Like Me forever.

Welp, at least I lived!

People talk about life before the pandemic how I imagine people living in AD talked about what life was like in the BC period.

Need a FLO × No Guidance collab asap. I'm talking "DC4 × Next 'If You Leave Her'"style.

Rewatching The Wiz and wondering if any Black neurodivergent folks see the movie/characters (Dorothy & friends especially) as an allegory for neurodivergence?

Throw something on the grill for that plantation burning down

Shoutout to Black doctors, man.

Supported my first birth today 😊

I think I wanna have red hair all year.

Niggas be illiterate.

Niggas be lyin.

Happy Birthday 🎈

birfday baddie 🥳

Me liking every Sinners post I see now that I know wtf y'all talking about.

FINALLY saw Sinners and now I can partake in discourse!!!

I love going to Trader Joe's and getting a buncha shit I don't need.

My contact is stuck in my eye what do I do???

I can't believe anti-Blackness on radio prevented me from hearing Left Eye's verse on U Know What's Up until I was in my twenties.

And floor to top of panel walls and doors with a no peep in lock.

Been saying this!!!

All public bathroom stalls should have purse hooks.

I be vibin to my Daylist and then all of the sudden it refreshes

Joe Morton earned tf outta that Emmy for Scandal.

Just saw a Rooms to Go ad that said "Buy now! Beat the tariff! 😀" This shit is so dystopian.

My love language is helping you troubleshoot to solve your problems.

81° with a breeze is perfection.

Made cauliflower gnocchi in a brown butter sauce. Honestly the best meal to satisfy both the luxury of Taurus Season and the munchies of 420.

HAPPY TAURUS SEASONNNN ♉🐂🤑💚🩷💃🏾💐🌺🌷🌸🌱🍃🎂🎉💸♀️💚🩷🌱🌸🌷🌷🍃🌱🎂🎉🤑💚🩷🍃🤑🌷🌷💚🎂🎉💸💸💸💚💚🌸🍃🎂♀️♀️🌸🌺🌷🌸🩷😊🎂🎂🌱🍃💚🩷🐂♉

Speaking of Donald Lawrence and Tri-City... Leandria had no right to holler like this!

It’s officially Taurus season &

Thinking of the ppl of Jesus’ homeland this Easter. And every other day. ❤️🇵🇸

Daryl Coley ate this up. open.spotify.com/track/3O59Nv...

Love that for you

Life is so beautiful when you're drunk by 4PM. 😊 Shoutout to Day Parties.

Flirting with my eyes and not my words >>>>>>>>> Eats every time

(I love a good Aries but it's our turn now ♉)

Semn (7)

*5.5

*4

(I love a good Aries but it's our turn now ♉)

Time to get them dusty sheep up out of here!

Got here 15 minutes ago and I'm already 3 mimosas in.

Lloyd desperately needed that girl to lay her mf head down.

Me getting my posts off regardless of what the SL is on

It bears repeating... bsky.app/profile/bree...

Neva man! I miss my girls! 😢

We ain't never gon be back down in the valley where the girls get naked again, are we?

update: i'm losing weight very rapidly and it's causing heart issues. to give you an idea: just 5 days ago i had an apron belly, and now it's gone. my ribs went from being untouchable to being visible. please share/help if you can, i don't wanna die or drown in hospital debt 😞💓