This is one of my biggest fears. Living in a three story tinderbox and not knowing what crazy shit my neighbors might be doing. Also why I bought myself a candle warmer. All the joys of scented candles, without the fire risk.

Y'all. Classifieds were so fucking cool. And because it was in actual paper print? Less scams. Did I just go on Craigslist to try and find a car for under 1k? Yup. Could I do it? Nope. It's a cesspool.

I'm sorry. If you are tuning into the Nürburgring at hour 13 and jumping into the chat asking about Estre and Grello? Shut the fuck up about Max fans.

Man, now I want a car again. Dreaming of my 1983 Toyota Supra Celica.

How do I know warm weather has arrived? My Cape Verdean neighbors are blasting Afro Portuguese rap. 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

If you had told me ten years ago that I would be setting up a VPN so I can watch a 24 hour car race I would have thought you were fucking nuts. Yet here I am.

Actually got my ass up and to Cambridge to do some birding by the Charles. Saw this momma looking cute. And about 40 gazillion Canada geese and all their goslings.

LoL. I just randomly decided to look at my law school loan balance. 20 years post graduation? I STILL OWE $45,000 FUCK OFF

Riddle me this: how does one appoint a new head of legal, even on an interim basis, when that person is NOT A FUCKING LAWYER. Gaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Currently watching Malpractice - and are doctors really this fucking awful?

Optimistic Me: Take your ADHD meds on a Saturday so you can do shit around the house Realistic me: hyper focused on making a replica of Yve for Tomodachi Life

Spoiler Alert for Grey's Anatomy: I AM SO MAD THEY DIDN'T KILL OFF OWEN HUNT. FUCK THAT GUY.

Lol. Heading home after the ballet and wine bar to finish drafting a motion to dismiss. WISH ME LUCK

Woot!

I literally thought the same thing.

Holy shit. Got them all today.

USA Lower 48 Birdle 2026-05-06 🐦🐦🐦🐦 www.play-birdle.com/lower48/

"cleaned up" has reached the Commonwealth! @scotusplaces.bsky.social

93A is a gift that keeps on giving

One of my favorite compliments that I get that people don't know they are giving me: asking if my background on a Zoom/teams video call is real. Why yes, that is my beautifully curated apartment. Thank you for asking.

Don't have time to watch the whole movie but watching Top Gun: Maverick so I stop crying

I am watching Hamnet on the plane. Did not expect to be crying!

Seeing all the grounded Spirit planes at FLL is sad. I know we all gave them shit, but they filled a much needed space in the aviation market.

God, Ed Bastian is the fucking worst.

It me. I am the nerdy friend. 🤣

First F1 Grand Prix in the books! Some random thoughts about the experience. Overall 10/10. Would do again. Just probably not in Miami. For the cost, I think if you are going to do it, do it for all three days. Especially if there are other featured races. I got to see F2, Porsche, and McLaren too

Poor Pierre

Whomever decided to play shitty pop music over the F1 theme at the Miami GP should lose their job.

Got fucked by Lyft. They somehow double booked the driver so while it showed in my app that he was the driver, his app had another passenger. And now there is surge pricing and God knows how long of a wait

View from my Miami GP seat!

Is it crazy that I have lost count as to how many people I have met IRL off this and the bird app? Because I met and had dinner with the imminently lovely @lawyerinbeta.com this evening. Highly recommend Also Indonesian food is fucking fire.

Or the best part of town

I bought this because it said "lager" It is NOT a lager. And that 16? That is the ABU This is some sort of malt, caramel concoction and I don't know what I got myself into

LoL wut? Not my usual bougie hotel.

I love just chilling out at the baggage claim away from all the assholes crowding the front of the belt.

I have landed in Florida. Goddamn I missed this shithole state

Stealing this line

Also. Try as we might. It looks fucking cool.

PRIVATE EQUITY SANK THE BUSINESS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKWADS.

Guys. It isn't about actual smoking. It is nostalgia for those days when we would commune without a phone in our hand. When we would talk to strangers because we had to. When we made real life connections.

Why is Robert Pattinson's hair so awful in The Batman?

It is Restaurant Wars on Top Chef this week. And Anthony is stressing me the fuck out.

I was just texting my new cat sitter and just realized that the contact card sent to me was her first name and the last name is actually her dog's name. I wonder how many phones have me listed as 'Finch Pippa' or 'Finch Gus'

Thank fucking god I renewed mine right after the 2024 election.

LoL. I forgot I had to register my shit with the Commonwealth

This is the opposite of a cool ass pic

These have to be scams, right?

I almost just wrote in a professional email "before you get your panties in a twist" Restraint.

Central America Birdle 2026-04-23 🐦🐦🐦🐦 www.play-birdle.com/ca/

This elimination showdown on America's Culinary Cup is diabolical.