Alright. Gonna start Drive to Survive. I was going to drink every time Zak Brown annoys me, but I don't need to get blackout drunk tonight.

Apparently I was just incredibly unlucky in picking seats I wanted last night, because I was successful today! First F1 GP tickets purchased!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Honestly, watching The Pitt go analog and low key jealous. I would have been an amazing trial attorney in the 90s.

Is it me or has shopping on Sephora and other similar sites just... not as fun? I logged on to Sephora for the first time in ages and I checked my last purchase. December 2024!!!! I used to be VIB Rouge every goddamn year!

Called to cancel Pippa's insurance and crying again. 😭😭😭

Dems staying there and listening to this racist bullshit is no different than the hockey men staying in that locker room and laughing at the joke. By not saying anything you are saying everything.

The Night Agent is such a bad show. Why am I still watching this shit? 😂😂😭😭

This cutie is taking some refuge from the blizzard on my porch

What is this pre-blizzard crime spree happening all over the city?

He is such a fucking loser. He thinks he is cool, but you know these players are laughing at him behind his back.

Why am I sick again? And why is it always before I have a fucking arb hearing? If I try to reschedule the hearing tomorrow the other side is going to lose their goddamned minds because they are assholes.

Seeing people complain about the hockey game starting at 8 am EST tomorrow and laughing at their weak asses. You can complain when you become an F1 fan.

Pippa is home 😭😭😭😭

We are gonna watch him stroke out on live tv

I just learned that people are shipping characters on The Pitt? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL?

I am going to lose it if Tara, our naive traitor queen, figures all of this out

I am so glad I went to my local down the street to watch the game. So much better watching sports with people.

Iran could do the funniest thing right now

Currently drinking wine and reading poetry. Love finding evidence that I do this with some regularity

I am not allowed to buy tickets to the Williams grandstand at the Miami GP.

So I have lived in my apartment for over 5 years now. And not once, in that entire time, have I ever heard my upstairs neighbor walking around. Right now it sounds like an elephant up there. Like, I am low key worried he got murdered or something and someone else is up there.

I obviously blocked that white supremacist, racist piece of shit from last night, but I am still thinking about how INSANE that whole interaction was. Like, as a white person, other white people will often say out of pocket shit to me - thinking I might agree.

It is high-key best Game of Thrones show. Nothing low-key about it

I am not crazy, right? This is some straight up evil shit?

Holy shit. White nationalism

Strapping in for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

It is crazy that cancelling your Chewy autoship has become part of the pet grieving process.

So. I have been thinking a lot about the tattoo I want to get for Pippa. When I was dealing with the grief of Gus I knew exactly what I wanted to get. It was clear. It was a line from a cummings poem: you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars

It's so quiet in the house. I just got back home. My friend who went with me for support actually lives a few blocks from my vet, so we went to his place to watch Star Trek and ordered Cheesecake Factory. It's hard to believe how much noise that tiny, spicy potato made 😭😭😭

Athens of America.

Oh no. Pippa has blood in her stool. I don't want to take her to the emergency vet because I know what that means 😭😭😭😭

Ugggghhhh. My favorite ice skating boys keep falling 😭

Got a weird message from my brother tonight.

Y'all are celebrating this shit too hard. Grow up.

Omg. This season of Traitors is so great. I love Eric so much 😭😂

I just saw the trailer for the upcoming season of DTS and I swear to fucking god if they make Max a villain again I'm going to throw something at my television.

Counterpoint: Canada gave us Heated Rivalry. All debts forgiven.

This gives me the ick.

So happy for fast cars going vroom on my screen.

West coast blue sky is gonna have whiplash this morning.

Tara and Johnny are so ruthless!

I had to stop watching the men's short program midstream because of work and then my cleaning lady coming. So I am resuming now. I love these boys so much.

It's not a real Mass case until you have cited to a Demoulas matter

I was supposed to have two arbitration hearings this week but I managed to convince opposing counsel to not just dismiss one of them, but BOTH of them. I am a magical dismissal queen.

I am almost done with Letterkenny and I am so sad about it.

This is the best thing to happen in weeks.

Well, McClaren's livery is boring AF. Glad they continue to give me nothing to like about them.

I am so angry about the Cadillac F1 reveal

Cadillac!