I’m not a motorboat kind of person However.

Blitz: Hey Stols have you seen my-OH SHIT! Stols: Hello, Blitzy~ Blitz: Is that the super skimpy maid outfit we saw yesterday? Stols: Mhm~ Blitz: Wait, I thought it was going to be for me Stols: What? No! Blitz: Oh suddenly I can't be a sexy maid? Mox: YOU ARE AT WORK!

Y'all remember that massive shake-up where post- Full Moon and Apology Tour it was "Blitz needs to get his shit together" and then post- Mastermind and Sinsmas it's "Stolas needs to get his life together." When in actuality, it's still very much... "Please talk, holy fuck, please talk"

Cherub Stolitz 🦉👼🦎 This is a redraw of one of my first ever drawings of Stolitz from forever ago 😎

Can I thank whoever made Vaggi's booty dance possible? It lives rent free in my mind #HazbinHotel

Blitz: Hey can we ride in on horses at our wedding? Stolas: Excuse me? Blitz: I mean we could dress them all fancy and shit too Stolas: Darling, you're aware we're poor right now, correct? Blitz: ...*sniffle* Stolas: Y-YES! YES OF COURSE WE CAN RIDE HORSES! Blitz: WOO!

Mills: Blitz, what's that? Blitz: I'm gonna use this sign to ask Stols on a date, it'll be cute as shit Mox: It just says 'b my cloa-bae-ca' Blitz: Check it out Stolas: Aw~ Mox: Oh crumbs, he's making him stupid Mills: That's love, Mox

Hehe #stolitz #helluvaboss

Blitz: You like that, bitch? Stolas: Yes! Oh Blitzy, lower my paycheck! Blitz: Ha? Stolas: Take away my vacation days! I've been so dirty! Blitz: I don’t know if I like dirty secretary roleplay anymore Stolas: Give my ass overtime! Blitz: Okay I can work with that one

Blitz: Would you love me if I was old? Stolas: Darling, I'd love you even when you are covered in wrinkles Blitz: Aw that's- wait what the fuck does COVERED mean? Stolas: Blitz: DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY, STOLAS! APOLOGIZE FOR INSULTING FUTURE ME!

Did It Hurt? 🥊 4/5 #hazbinhotel #radioapple #appleradio

My lovely Lucifer pajama pants have finally arrived. Im wearing this baby tonight. ❤️ #HazbinHotel #LuciferMorningstar

Loona: Hey, come over here a sec Stolas: Hm? Yes, what's wrong? Loona: I'm gonna fix your eyeliner Stolas: O-Oh! Okay! Loona: Aaaand done. Lookin' good, other dad Stolas: Tha...did you...*ugly cries* Loona: HEY! YOU’RE FUCKING UP THE LINER, DAMN IT!

Blitz: Hey Stols, what's a three letter word for cute? Stolas: You~ Blitz: That doesn't fit Stolas: I know where you can fit something ~ Blitz: Are you drunk? Stolas: YOU ASKED ME TO HELP YOU WITH CROSSWORDS ON A DAMN SUDOKU BOARD! OF COURSE I AM! Blitz: The fuck is Sudoku?

New chapter of Tears of a Clown! Warning: Sad (the chapter does end on a happy note tho) archiveofourown.org/works/747857...

Not New Years related but I finally finished this 🎉 #HazbinHotel #LuciferMorningstar #Alastor

Happy New Year!! 🎇 wishing you lots of fun, warmth, and good vibes in the year ahead! let’s survive it together 😌🎉 #helluvaboss

HumanAlastor successfully summons Lucifer, who looks around the blood-covered room (and human), only to disappear again right after uttering a disgusted “Ew”.

Mox: Wow, Blitz looks tired Loona: Stolas woke up late last night saying Blitz was mean to him in his dream. He's been trying to find out what he did since 4am Blitz: PLEASE, STOLS, IT WASNT REALLY ME! Stolas: Mhm. Sure it wasn’t. Blitz: *Cries in confused boyfriend*

Just me overthinking things again about the Hazbin season 2 finale: (1/3) #HazbinHotel I kinda like how personal the moment between the Vees felt in the finale. To me, it didn’t feel like goons sticking up to an evil leader or something like that, it felt like just two friends confronting -

Blitz: TRUST FALL! Stolas: What is a trust f- Blitz: *falls face first on the floor* Stolas: DARLING, ARE YOU OKAY? Blitz: WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH ME, YOU DICK?! Stolas: I DON'T KNOW THIS POOR PEOPLE GAME! Blitz: My face hurts...

Cooking something up #WIP

Curious question, So I know part of Lucifer’s punishment is that he can't smite sinners but say a sinner randomly comes at him to punch him and all he can think to do in the moment is simply put his palm out to block him If Lu is strong enough that the move breaks the guy's hand, does that (1/2)

Cat #HazbinHotel #CursedCatAlastor

Jealous cuddle buddy #HazbinHotel #radioapple

#hazbinhotelfanart 🍎✨ 参考了截图

Merry Sinsmas! 🎄

I love cursed Alastor cat so I had to take a crack at him #HazbinHotel #radioapple

I was @/shiro_hzbn (twt) secret santa for @/StolitzSecret (twt) 🎉🎉 Merry sinsmas 💕💕 #helluvaboss #stolitz

A little bit of Angel for Christmas 🎀 #angeldust #HazbinHotel

Stolas: Darling, would you love me if I was a- Blitz: Yes Stolas: You didn’t let me finish Blitz: Stols, I don't think you quite understand just how much I love you. You could be a pencil and I'd still get a boner Stolas: That's very...sweet? Blitz: I wuv you ~ Stolas: Hrm

#WIP 😘

✨️ #HazbinHotel

For @stolitzweek.bsky.social Day 1: Family Calling it now that Blitz is going to lose his mind the first time Via calls him dad ❤️ #stolitzmas #stolitz

Blitz: Hey can I ask you a question? Stolas: May I Blitz: Ha? Stolas: 'May' I ask you a question Blitz: I guess you can after me Stolas: Blitz, you aren’t understanding me Blitz: No shit, because you haven't let me ask yet! Stolas: *Heavy sigh*

Trying to figure out whether or not to color this... 🤔 #LuciferMorningstar #HazbinHotel

Boop the eldritch deer 🦌 #radioapple #appleradio #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelLucifer #HazbinHotelFanart #bambilu

Felt like putting Stolas in Andrealphus' outfit for some reason 🤷 #Stolas #HelluvaBoss

stolas is a cutie 💖 #helluvaboss #stolas

Alastor really is a master manipulator He makes himself the smallest shadow juxtaposed with the Vees, knowing its inaccurate reflection of their heights, to lay in the idea that he is not as powerful as Vox’s precious team. The visual aid just adds to the temptation of Alastor’s offer

Lucifer just throwing rubber ducks at random times at Vox because it doesn't hurt him but still annoys him. Petty ducky revenge. 🦆 #HazbinHotel

Blitz: Why does it say 'gullible' on the ceiling? Mox: I'm not falling for it, sir Blitz: This isn't a joke! Mox: Sure it isn't *walks away* Blitz: *Looks up at the words 'gullible' on the ceiling* WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?! Mills: *Hides pen with maniacal laugh*

I cant stop thinking about that old sketch Viv drew that said the thing Alastor wants more than anything is Family...

im crying its literally THEM #hazbinhotel #vees

i like when it's time to put a new garbage bag in the bin cuz you have to do the shakey shakey shakey with it

So I just thought about something from season 1. Knowing what even a little bit of his power can do, if Charlie hadn't stopped Lucifer, how screwed would Adam have been before Nifty even stabbed him? #HazbinHotel

Stolas: Darling, it is freezing outside, put a coat on Blitz: But look how fucking cool I look in this! Stolas: Blitz Blitz: My abs look so sexy in-MPH! Stolas: *Wrapping him in a scarf* I love you, darling, but its too cold for sexiness

Buddies ☺️ #Blitzø #moxxie #HelluvaBoss

The Q&A: "Emily is running the most successful matchmaking service" Pls let her be the one who makes radioapple happen

Fizz: You know what Blitz would like for Sinsmas? If you wear this skimpy little number Stolas: Hm, I don't think so Fizz: I'm pretty sure he would Stolas: Why? Fizz: Uh... Blitz: *Peeking from behind a corner* Fizz: ...Best friend intuition?