This is unadulterated bullshit. RFK Jr doesn't even know that childhood allergy shots and puberty can cure allergies. I have a rare allergy that I inherited and can trace back 2 generations. I had an allergic reaction to my first meal. In the 1800s, I would have died. Kids survive now, moron.

Mocchi the Moogle is quite ridiculous

Marriage

I got up and finished a magazine article I was writing by 10am like an adult Now I will nap like the goblin I am. Let’s not go crazy with this adult thing

My internal monologue first minute in an Uber: “I grew up in Jacinto City and I never want to hear Tejano again. Me and the driver three minutes later at the top of our voices: VOY DESVELADOOOOO!

A movie doesn’t have to be good to make you feel incredible. The Rise of Skywalker is dogshit, but it’s dogshit that made me cry in the best way. I expect Wicked for Good to do the same

I’ll believe AI is art when its dad makes it cry by saying it should have gone into finance instead

I wish paying minimum wage was a sign of shame for a company.

Writing about cemetery haunting is way more boring than you’d think it would be

Trying to use Bluesky more, but Facebooks just fits my particular mental illness better

I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.

My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.

@chescaleigh.bsky.social can you sing the leopard song in Russian? Greetings from my hometown (Houston) paper

New Friday Nightmare! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jAFsqx/

New Friday Nightmare about bad humans www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82vhExL/

Take a trip back to AstroWorld in Houston in this week’s Friday Nightmare www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82XYGG3/

New Friday Nightmare! Back to mushrooms this week! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82yL7Af/

I think Elon Musk’s plan is to collapse America so he can become the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills

Time for the #FridayNightmare www.tiktok.com/t/ZP822hSkY/

I told you so. For almost twenty fucking years. MAGAs are idiots. www.youtube.com/shorts/UCmSI...

Most cucked president ever

Sovereign citizens are basically people who think they can glitch run the federal government

“If you could take one author’s collected works to a desert island, whose would it be?” Jonathan Haidt “Really? You’d want to read him over and over?” Read him?! I was just gonna leave the books there!

If I’m writing fiction or journalism, I need quiet. If I’m writing corporate copy, it’s time for Mortiis!

These are the times the Doctor trained us for.

I am actively looking for writing, journalism, and marketing work. www.linkedin.com/in/jefrouner

The people who think your avocado toast is why you can't buy a house are looking for government waste, so that's good news.

The problem is not political division. It’s the loss of shared reality.

Whole country is learning why people stay with their abusers

Spotted in San Antonio yesterday

“ first they came for the Black people, and I said nothing because reading poems is for woke libs.”

Being a political reporter is very rough now. What’s the collective noun for a group of carnies?

“Trump just wants things to be made by Americans.” Bro, 4/5 of his own children weren’t even made by Americans.

The problem is that the leopards also eat their children’s faces

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ICE will no longer consider if "an alien is a victim of a crime...a positive discretionary factor" in determining whether to deport them, per new ICE memo leaked to me

I’m calling fascism now

Modern medicine is when the leeches wear suits

When does the whole “tell it like it is” thing start?

Always fun to be listening to a podcast about neo Nazis and realize holy shit I had an argument with that guy!

I now realize that every Ron Paul fanatic I’ve ever known was trying to recruit me to Nazism

When I was a kid, Final Fantasy would trot out these Big Bads who were all like “I am empty and I will take the world down with me because of it!” I always thought that was stupid. Then I saw Donald Trump

I keep saying we’re on Atlas Shrugged, and an easily preventable transportation disaster brought about by greed and incompetence is a major plot point

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus checked all the children’s pants to see what genitals they had before they were allowed to play any sports

At least one of the Jan. 6 pardons was for a man who also had a conviction for possessing CSAM… because every Nazi group is rife with child molestors

Transphobe: I should not have to cater to your mental illness. Also: YOU HAVE TO INTERPRET A 2,000 YEAR OLD BOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME!