I just did a double take because I saw a sick hosta and I wanted to talk to it. And I did... With baby talk. In public. Clearly time to go home.

I love that this exists. 😂

Took the top layer of plastic off so we can get the full benefits of the sun! Few more hours. I can't wait!

My favorite vegan bakery closed so I was excited to find another course to school! Got a s'mores cupcake. It's not as good as Mudd Pie was, but it's far better than anaphylaxis and it's definitely tasty! It's my reward to me for not having a meltdown during my analytical exam.

It would be really nice to see the agencies just stand up and say... No. But fuck them. #ShutItDown

This story is a huge bummer in general, but it's my son's alma mater for both undergrad and son to be grad schools, sooooo... Paragraph 2 😂💀💀💀

How to tie dye a banner in three easy steps: 1. Spend four hours folding a king sheet because it wasn't perfect enough. Resist urge to grab iron...Barely. 2. Dye your fabric. 3. Leave to bake in the sun for 48 hrs or until PD stops by because the neighbors think you have a body in the back yard.

I think we should all comment with this photo on everything Vance posts.

Oh I see the DOJ has been tasked to use a 17 year old EO to go after political opponents in the federal government. Perfect.

Tested my weatherproofing Kilroy plan on my own mailbox and made sure to put it on an uneven surface. We're on day 3! Still looks good after days of hot sunshine and two inches of rain. I made the video, just need to edit it. Sorry I'm slow. 😭

I swear to god, there are people who see the traffic report in the morning when it's good and say to themselves, I can fuck that up.

Not even a little perfect, but this is my first 100% made by me resistance shirt. I'm pleased because I'll only get better at it!

Sunday Sads kicked in HARD. Ugh.

Okay not to go full conspiracy theorist or anything, but it seems less than coincidental that it took about a generation for the US to turn toward 1930s Germany after No Child Left Behind became a thing.

Any #AltCitizens in the #KansasCity area interested in joining us for some good trouble October 11? Get with me on Signal! @HBICofNonsense.78

My favorite thing about this threat is that we lost a 20+ year was against them recently.

For my next #AltCitizen move, we're going to elevate the voices they're trying to silence! If you're interested in helping, DMs are open! #KCMO #VoterFunday

Left the rally 10 minutes ago, so it's time to drop my next project! I am looking to start an event in the Kansas City metro area that I'm going to call #voterfunday. I want to hit a park each month to register voters, set up rides to polls, and give kids something fun to do on a Sunday afternoon.

Thanks so much for everyone who came out today! I'll have to poach some photos because I was too busy pimping out my big ideas, but I did get a video I'll put up later! #UnionStrong #KCMO #ShutItDown

My eyes and ears on scene tell me that mega is already setting up to counter protest our rally. It's a union rally.... That's super weird. Come join us!

Out making a few last minute signs before I head into #KansasCity. Hope to see you there! #KCMO #Resist #UnionStrong #ShutItDown

🧵 Gentleman in DC on the suspension of @jimmykimmel.com: “But you know who the real villains in this whole thing are? The 60-some percent of American voters who didn’t [vote].” LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK. 1/

Hey #KCMO, did you see this #AltCitizen banner drop today and wonder what it was about? Here are the deets! Join @nteu66.bsky.social to show your support for us!

We're laminating! Come get you some #Kilroy stickers tomorrow and support #AltGov and #AltCitizens alike! Video later on how to turn your laminated stickers back into usable stickers lol. #resist

Crib sheet for my first p chem exam today. ✊

In memory of the decade Missouri tried to be progressive. @hcrichardson.bsky.social just taught me about this last week on my way to Jeff City, where I was protesting Missouri becoming increasingly regressive.

When you only get five minutes of notice that they're doing a CK vigil in your town, you grab a sign and go.

Shout-out to @altspaceforce.altgov.info for the inspo! I'll have Kilroy stickers at our rally this weekend. I put mine on my phone. I won't ask where you put yours, I promise.

Infants and toddlers. But sure, we're the problem.

I haven't made my unfriendly reminder recently, but here it is. If you've ever wondered what you would have done in Nazi Germany, you're doing it now. Make sure your ancestors won't have to rewrite history to keep you from being an embarrassment.

When you ignore your ear infection for months, your punishment is antibiotics the size of your finger. 😬😂

Hey #KansasCity #KCMO! Come join @nteu66.bsky.social this Saturday to let Congress know we won't be ignored! Federal employees and union employees will not be fodder for your childish games! #ShutItDown #NoMore #Resist

I'm going to be honest. It seems like men are too emotional to be in positions of power.

It is our responsibility to do this. Especially white women. Find your inner Karen and get loud. Make sure it's on video to both set an example and create evidence. If you don't use your privilege now, you may find you're next.

My textbook seems to think the Van der Waals equation is a used car and they're going to sell me on it.

I took this pic at school today. Pure Michigan? More like PURE BLASPHEMY.

ICE has started executing people for not complying. (Fixed the headline.)

If you make $176k, you can afford 6.2%. in 1963, $176k was worth just shy of $17k; the highest tax on it was 50%. Today it's 24%. The idea that a six figure salary is not that much is 🤮. My top 1963 tax bracket would have been 30%. I would happily pay it if everyone else also paid their fair share.

I bought stuff to tie dye banners. I did not read the rubber band listing, apparently. I now own 3750 rubber bands.

What's this? Is CNN actually calling out this administration?

I need to spread some joy, so I'm only meme'ing for a while.

Congrats to all of the people out there who work for public institutions and were illegally fired for having an opinion. You're going to get a big ol' First Amendment payday when you take it to court.

Once again, I reiterate that I will HAPPILY work without pay to stop this madness. I'll get my back pay.

#AltGov fam look at this GOAT, giving SCOTUS the finger it deserves.

Sometimes I tell stories that I think are hilarious and then I can actually feel the recipient's concern for me increase through the screen.