@why.bsky.team Hi, I don't goon to cartoons, but I am a New York Times-bestselling journalist and longtime power user of your product who thinks you should shut the fuck up about your own userbase

I'm 100% convinced every member of Bluesky's staff says transphobic slurs in private.

I think imposter syndrome is hitting me hard at this job this week. I've been here nearly a full year but before that, it had been 9 or so years since I've had to prove myself and try to fit in somewhere new. Everyone I work with is really nice but I FEEL like I'm always behind the ball.

Apparently today was world obesity days I would have posted earlier but I was a bit preoccupied. (🎨: opblaaskrokodil on FA)

This time has COME! Again!! Commissions are OPEN! Please check out the form if interested, and please spread the word, thanks! -> bit.ly/3FxPQ54

What do you do when you're several metric tons and want to go on a trip? Well, you just gotta BLIMPIFY your bestie! Looks like @snowbluehusky.bsky.social was all too happy to haul my tonnage across the world. Looks like he's enjoying himself as much as I am #fatfur #blob #immobile #blimp #inflation

Majestic chill stream for kobolds and guests. See a dragon hunt in the bayou (or Colorado) and be shirtless for the viewers. I'm with @snowbluehusky.bsky.social and @cynique.bsky.social playing #HuntShowdown. I'm LIVE on Twitch. www.twitch.tv/rookderg

i play the hunt showdown video game with @snowbluehusky.bsky.social and @rook.derg.ing or something haha www.twitch.tv/cynique

I am making a POINT to make the most of #MacroMarch this year! Who's with me! 🎨: @karuarts.bsky.social

Bro what the fuck do you mean "I'll have to find some time to write on this"? You just admitted that you've outsourced 99% of your job to an AI. If my boss saw that all my work was being done by LLMs, what incentive would they have to keep me UNLESS I found time to write self-congratulatory drivel?

God, I want someone to force a womb tattoo onto me and just... get to work on me 😵😵😵😵

You think you can handle all of this? oh... you can? damn, you a freak then! 🧡 🎨: @taigher.bsky.social thank you!

🔬Lab Dragon 🐉 Dergs got serious capacity!  [ #ZyyphArts | Cock Vore, Adult]

Seriously, get off of X. Don't post there and don't spend time there. You will get exposed to propaganda and bullshit that will nestle into the corners of your brain EVEN IF YOU KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT. Stay away.

It’s the first of the month and I’m late on rent I’m crying hysterically I’m so fucking stressed out

Emergency, please help :(

EMERGENCY My friend was wrongfully deported from Canada while trying to renew visitor paperwork Please, she needs a place to stay, at least temporarily. If you or someone you know has room, either DM her directly or DM me so i can get you in contact

Hey everyone. I hate to ask this, but I just got hit with a medical bill that was about $600 more expensive than I was expecting, and I could really use some help. I know times are tough for everyone right now, but if you're able I'd really appreciate any help you can spare. ko-fi.com/graros

🎇10K Art Raffle🌟 Thanks folks! To celebrate 5 figures, I'm going to give out a free 2 character illustration to a follower! To Enter: -Repost this -Comment below with your most anticipated thing for this year! Could be trips, hobbies, media, anything you're excited for. ===== Ends March 3rd, 2026

This is so many of y'all rn

Wild to think that the headline of "The President Of The United States Of America is a literal pedophile" can both be breaking news and also a collective "Yeah, we already knew that" moment.

We are getting actively fucked over by the government and they’re demanding so much in such little time I’ll be opening extra slots but we need just a bit more time. Please spread the word if you can, thank you

tl;dr: I got fired from my side job. I need to pay 2026 taxes while I'm still paying last year's taxes. I can't afford $2700 right now. Used all the money I saved up. Actively looking for jobs and continuing work on my main channel. I really need help. ko-fi.com/sirmeowmusic...

Wild to think that the headline of "The President Of The United States Of America is a literal pedophile" can both be breaking news and also a collective "Yeah, we already knew that" moment.

Hey all! Sorry about the downtime, we're finally working on moving our infrastructure so it might be a little bumpy for the next few hours (hopefully not long though!) - We'll publish on our status page when we've completed maintenance and we're finished moving! fluxerstatus.com

this fat fuck

Are there any car enjoyers on Bluesky? 👀 Here's Hoss, my baby.

"My favourite bottom is one with rickets because their legs are already in the perfect position." Overheard in Jackbox (ME, IT WAS ME)

Furries are like a keystone species when it comes to the health of the Internet -- and it's a truism that holds even more deeply for social media. If there's a thriving furry culture on your site, it'll do well. When the furries leave your site (Tumblr, Xitter, G+,etc...), you know you're done.

I think I've maybe decided on migrating from Discord to Fluxer (@fluxer.app). Gotta do some testing but it seems like it'll be more stable and more privacy-focused than Stoat. As much as I love the name, I dunno if they're gonna be able to handle the influx and there's no screen sharing yet.

TELEGRAM, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE SETTINGS MENU NOT BE WHERE THE SETTINGS MENUS HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 2000 YEARS? THE ANTIKITHERA MACHINE HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP. THE MECHANICAL TURK HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP. FIRE HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP.

TELEGRAM, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE SETTINGS MENU NOT BE WHERE THE SETTINGS MENUS HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 2000 YEARS? THE ANTIKITHERA MACHINE HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP. THE MECHANICAL TURK HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP. FIRE HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP.

Following last night's struggles with booting back into Windows 11 from running Linux on my spare laptop for about two months, I THINK I'm finally ready to commit to running a Linux distro as my OS on this space laptop fulltime and just get sunk-in to Linux!

Happy Valentine’s Day~ care to unwrap your special package? ❤️ 🎨: @/Seintaur

Help him out /prettyplease

This is who you are sending your data to when you use age verification with Discord or VRChat. Because they aren’t using it for age, they legitimately want to track you everywhere, everyday and learn what you are doing. Fall out of favor? They know everything to make your life hell.

If I was dating Sammy, I’d want him to ____ me 🫠 (Reminder: reskeets and likes unlock the next stage (beeg Sammy!), comments determine how much control over Sammy the god in the amulet gains (comments on growth, super horny, godhood, etc. give control to the god)

In light of no job, gonna regretfully plug this again. Rent and several bills due by the end of this week and next. Any help would be wonderful. 🙂‍↕️ ko-fi.com/hirorwar/goa...

What happens when a big trucker wolf has two types of 'hungers' he needs to fulfill but only enough time for one stop? Well, @randomrusso.bsky.social is about to find out! Thanks again to @kofuhowlfy.bsky.social for the amazing job on the comic!

Sometimes i get stressed out b/c i feel like i'm behind on artwork when I owe 2 comic pages and have to open for commissions this month (but otherwise have nothing in my queue except an art trade) then... i peek at some other artist's trellos and omfg yall how do you not implode w stress, i'd die

Some baked gnocchi with cheese and chorizo! This turned out super well! Even though I didn't have an oven safe pan, I cheated and used a casserole dish but padded one end with tinfoil to make it shorter!

So some Discord alternatives my server has looked into include @fluxer.app and @stoat.chat. Like I've said before, jumping ship without knowing how the Discord stuff will play out might land us in exactly the same spot a year down the road.

I have to STRONGLY URGE PATIENCE with hopping onto a new Discord alternative. Not because I think it's a bad idea but because jumping ship IMMEDIATELY means you might choose another awful platform. We don't want to jump from one bad decision into another. People need to chill and be patient.

@discord.com I've cancelled my Nitro subscription because of this. Wasn't your Zendesk support compromised a little while ago and it leaked a bunch of government IDs all over the place? Remember that? I don't trust you with my face OR government ID. Your service can be and will be replaced.

Commission I did for @durabledeer.bsky.social !

Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

FUCK EM UP CHAT

I have to STRONGLY URGE PATIENCE with hopping onto a new Discord alternative. Not because I think it's a bad idea but because jumping ship IMMEDIATELY means you might choose another awful platform. We don't want to jump from one bad decision into another. People need to chill and be patient.