Its always the coworkers you like that come out of left field with the homophobic shit 😭

"Melting for the Machine" Wondering why it's been so hot lately? I think I know who's to blame! Stop using that shit! You don't need it! It's making you stupid and lazy because they're hoping nobody notices while the 1% kill us all faster! #NOAI #AntiAI #HumanMade #Art #FurryArt #Fursona

I JUST HAD THE MOST HOT FIRE IDEA FOR A STORY BUT ITS SO FUCKING DARK I'M FEELING HELLA CONFLICTED.

Furries will really look at a Monarcho-Fascist war criminal who uses child soldiers to commit terror attacks around the planet and be like "OMG DADDY 😍" #Bowser is the bad guy. You will never redeem him in my eyes.

Ugh... I need tk get to the gym. The fact my ipper body is so weak when my legs are so fucking jacked messes with me

I got a gift from @cjsh3artbr3ak.bsky.social Thankyou 💜 i love

My roommate, to his voice search: "What is on the [pizza] from [chain]" Me, before the page could load: *Lists all toppings perfectly* And my back grew two sizes on that day.

Fuck unto others, how thou willst thyself be fucked upon.

Sometimes I hear something and realize how mentally fucked the next generations already are. Like my gen is fucked in our own unique way too but DAMN... Damn damn damn.

Oh yeah sure youre so hard and edgy, you are so scary. You totally wont melt the second I hold you down and rub your belly while saying "TUMMY TUMMY TUM-TUM TUMMY TUMMY TUM-TUM". You would hate being told youre a good puppy during that too wouldn't you?

Hearing songs that you used to cry in the dark to, and feeling your heart instead fill with love and adoration at those same words that used to make you wonder if there would ever be hope? Yeah thats a weird feeling Time together isnt ever quite enough~

The fucking AURA this woman has... Has Dess found her equal? #spoilers #ichithewitch #ichithewitch86

Just remembered a song and the whole vore community needs to NEVER find out about it. I have a feeling we would get so many bad VR chat and animated memes of it. No I wont elaborate.

I dont want to be "feared". I want to be adored such that you fear my disappointment more than my punishment. I want to be so needed that my absence echoes. I want you to feel that negativity melt when I say "good pup." I want to make you my world and show you just how good of a feeling that is.

Having no funds to do pride stuff when its your first year actually feeling something that resembles pride is fucking dumb. Im eating ice cream fuck my diet, Papa needs a pickmeup

Y'know what? I've been looking for a reason to cut out more bad restaurants. Olive Garden If this is how yall treat kitchen staff you can get fucking bent www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

"Hungry… So hungry. Flesh. Warm flesh. Can smell. Hungry. Hunt. Hungry. Hunt. Hungry hunt flesh. The creature that had been Jeromir bellowed, its torso tearing open from the shoulder to his belly button, the wound quickly filling with jagged toothlike projections." Body horror story? From me? Nah

Empath or abused as a child and so now hypersensitive to others emotional states? The world may never know.

Just had a hilarious experience. Was on a nightly walk, coming up the hill to my apartment. There were some teens near the stairs with their bikes and theyre all "o.o' sorry sir, let me move that, have a nice night sir". I dont think they were expecting a 6'4 bear to silently appear from the dark 😂

Realizing more and more that like... Yeah? I really fucking want a fursuit? When did this happen? When did I descend into advanced Furry?

Bro who tf told Asparagus to be delicious like this? Like these fucking pretentious green pencils just grow out of the ground? Just like that? Fuck. Between these, weed, willow trees, and garlic? I love plants so much.

I am cursed to be a giant beast of a man when I want subs even large than me. If youre 6'7/205cm+ and want to be absolutely dommed my DMs are open as FUCK 🤤

Bear-Enby checking in. Not everyone is the skinny-jeans no body hair twink physique type

Who would last longer I wonder? Me in a sub zero tundra or @slumberingweird.bsky.social in a 40C/104F saltflat desert?

In another life, my mother would be a LEGENDARY softball pitcher known for her two finger grip. She would also be a butch lesbian known for the same thing. That lady shouldn't have had kids and should have learned to pitch.

Looking at an old art of my fursona where he has FAT BREEDING HIPS and wishing I had those so I could destroy pelvises.

Tfw your subs sub is turning you into a dommier dom Tf kinda rock paper scissors bullshit is this?

I... When did I get good at drawing proportions?

My trumpy coworker is bitching sbout gas prices. MF YOU DID THIS. SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP

Finally feeling like writing. Huzzah Im at work 😭

Got a lovely little gift from @sirdoomwolf.bsky.social Milky~

Another mayternity slipping by with no pregnant shork art to show for it. SMDH this economy

Guess I'm trans now? No pronoun shift don't worry. Still dad shork just... Dad 2.0 Advanced father Pro subscription Papa

Sometimes you meet the right person at the right time in your life n I think I did that. Feeling very little bro right now. More firm about my thoughts. Excited and apprehensive.

Just completely purged my twitter. Fuck you elon.

It’s May, guess it’s time again to repost this

People will tell me I'm so funny when my humor is literally just dad jokes and TERRIBLE puns. ???

I have learned forbidden knowledge and I may regret having done so. Man's greed is truly limitless.

Think I'm just gonna say fuckit, join the fucking avalanche, and make my own gender term cause just over a week into trying enby and Im already getting misunderstood. Bro why we gotta have these labels n shit I'm just me😭. I love who I love and I feel how I feel. But saying that is never enough.

Deleting old fb messages from 2017 and beyond and... Someone slap young me what the fuck was he on about?

No one at work knows I'm listening to black tongue. Fuck I wanna get art of me doing vocals so bad.

Just met a new guy(i assume, newer than me at least) on the elevator at work. Said "hows your day going?" He said "im trying to be great" I really fucking liked that. That is a good way to think.

Writing energy came back for 15 minutes last night and I felt like this the whole time

I DROPPED MY GODSDAMNED HEADPHONES INTO THE SEWER. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE -A haiku

Ayo, writing energy that came to me a month ago then fucked off? If you could come back that'd be FUCKING GREAT.

*thinking about THAT episode of american dad* *sighs* Ill be 49% angel one day. IYKYK

I know its been said before but... NORMALIZE👏 GIVING👏 MEN👏 FLOWERS👏 Masc presenting guys dont get crooned over and flattered, and its a damn shame.

I think non-binary fits best after giving it quite a bit of thought. I dont think any of the labels will really "fit" me though. So he/they shork it is. Bit scared, last time I tried to be open about my gender expression and abject confusion on the subject, the internet... Certainly reacted ☠️☠️☠️

I have been alive for almost 29 years. In those years, I have made many a canned pastry product. And every time I have been startled by the pop. Today was no different.

Lots of change coming for the Shork this year. Lots