People who write "crushed chilli flakes" in recipes, I am begging you to be more specific.

We have a game we play with Gizmo every morning where we get him to bring us things and then put them away and I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a dog make a face that said “where the fuck did I put that thing” but it’s very cute.

The Canada Sweden curling thing sums up today’s internet perfectly. Outraged, politicized and confidently wrong takes from people who had no idea what curling was two days ago.

We need to be pen testing our parents.

Old world dying? New world struggling to be born? TACO BELL: Now is the time of monsters!

Alternate headline: Discord going out of business in a month

Whoever voices Kermit in the new muppet show is bad at it

Pleased to announce I have purchased my own car from myself for $801B making me the richest person on earth

Guy just now realizing the most powerful nation on earth is run by pedophiles being blackmailed by Russia. "Oh wow."

Okay guy in shorts it’s -18 you need to calm down.

Aranofsky said "I'm THROUGH being respected!"

James Austin Johnson made a wish on a monkey’s paw to be on SNL.

British people are too emotional to be on The Traitors.

When a bunch of right wing lunatics held Ottawa hostage, the only solution was an invocation of the Emergencies Act by the federal government, because no level of government could convince cops to do their job and arrest people they agreed with. That is Walz’ situation, but without a nuclear option.

Arc of the moral universe bend toward justice wen

Reflecting on Carney's speech, one of the most notable things about it was that it's one of the first political speeches I recall in my lifetime that was honest. And it feels like that honesty has paved the way for other politicians to begin speaking honestly.

It's 2008. I'm in a board room talking to brands about this thing called Twitter and how it can connect them to consumers and why they should join. It's 2026. I'm on a Zoom talking to brands about this thing called X and how it's generating naked images of children and why they should get off it.

Even if you set the moral issues aside, why would any brand use X if they didn't want people to be able to respond to any photo they post with a nonconsensual sexual version of it in the same thread?

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

American reality shows: “I didn’t come here to make friends.” Korean reality shows: “I wish the ground would swallow me up to punish me for my betrayals.”

I was confused by the term “unc” until I realized it was basically English for ahjussi.

Whoever is responsible the UI for Google Analytics should be thrown down a flight of stairs covered in glass. I've never seen anything so incredibly convoluted, unreliable, and obfuscated. Looking up the simplest of metrics takes me an hour minimum. I've resorted to just doing raw API queries.

Much of the political discourse I'm seeing among people younger than me is about who is seething and who is based. Certainly this complete lobotomization of critical thought won't destroy the world.

What if we made every character an unlikable argumentative asshole who won’t listen to a complete sentence from the people they’re with? - Stranger Things writers room

As a present for getting a season 2, Apple should buy Pluribus a green screen that isn’t from temu

Bluesky is a failed experiment unless I can find a critical mass of people to discuss Culinary Class Wars with.

Wishing all those born on this day a very “oh yeah I guess happy birthday too!”

The director of Culinary Class Wars must have just constantly been yelling “MORE SLURPS” at the audio guy.

I’ve seen prices at the grocery store that made me gasp, but $350 for a Costco beef tenderloin falls into “oops guess it’s time for revolution” territory.

If I watch a video on Bluesky is there a secret way to make it go away that is not force-quitting the app? Am I too dumb to figure this out? Please advise.

Pitching Pantone's colour of the year:

"Omakase" is a restaurant term that is German for "Grandmother cheese."

I will NEVER learn who Olivia Nuzzi is no matter how much you people post cryptic weird jokes about her. I won’t do it!

Is everyone having a good proxy war?

I hate to put it this way but anyone not rooting for the Bluejays is basically pro Trump.

Today’s NYT Crossword was bullshit. If you made it, we're fighting.

Ronald Reagan found Donald Trump annoying & avoided him. Trump spent years trying to reach him and failed, Reagan saw him as a loudmouthed rich moron with a large ego, and wanted nothing to do with him. Trump stood in line to get his picture taken with him at a meet & greet.

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Grok, what’s a metaphor?

I made a pen today.

This might be the most tone deaf thing I’ve seen a CEO post and I collect things like this for training.

This week has convinced me that Bluesky, regrettably, does not have the juice.

The world is a trash fire but today my extremely reactive dog met another dog on a walk and said hi without freaking out and that’s the only thing that matters to me for the moment.

This clip (from 2022) now feels STRANGELY relevant... 😬

Gizmo found a dance partner.

Can someone explain to me why Americans seem to all pronounce turmeric as "toomeric?" I assumed it was just a common mispronunciation, but I honestly don't think I've ever heard anyone other than Canadians and Brits pronounce the first R.

Okay y'all need to put a trigger warning on posts quoting Love You Forever. I did not come here to feel feelings.

To @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app : this vile story by the New York Post is actively attempting to incite mass violence against a vulnerable minority. The New York Post must not be permitted to remain on this service.

The government won't let me be a bank and I'm a shitty boss who nobody wants to work for!

Has any app ever enshittified harder than Evernote?