The world is a trash fire but today my extremely reactive dog met another dog on a walk and said hi without freaking out and that’s the only thing that matters to me for the moment.

This clip (from 2022) now feels STRANGELY relevant... 😬

Gizmo found a dance partner.

Can someone explain to me why Americans seem to all pronounce turmeric as "toomeric?" I assumed it was just a common mispronunciation, but I honestly don't think I've ever heard anyone other than Canadians and Brits pronounce the first R.

Okay y'all need to put a trigger warning on posts quoting Love You Forever. I did not come here to feel feelings.

To @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app : this vile story by the New York Post is actively attempting to incite mass violence against a vulnerable minority. The New York Post must not be permitted to remain on this service.

The government won't let me be a bank and I'm a shitty boss who nobody wants to work for!

Has any app ever enshittified harder than Evernote?

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

Tomato inspector. 🌱

I taught my puppy to go find his Kong and bring it to me wherever it is in the house and I'll be fucked if it’s not the cutest goddamn thing in the world.

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Me: Hey this tool looks interesting and might solve a problem that I have in my work. How much is it? Every Enterprise SaaS product: ITSSS a SSSSSSEEECRETT....

I was in Chicago and my wife wanted to go to some boutique. When we got there it was closed because there was a flood, so Joan Cusack had to tell us that they were closed for the day. I wished her good luck in getting it fixed, before I realized who she was.

English: Leftie loosey righty tighty Spanish: The right oppresses, the left liberates

They should make a The Bear where everyone is nice to each other.

A weird thing about tv right now is that every show has to have a throw away plot point explaining why three characters are suddenly skinny.

First hot pepper of the season is the weirdest one I’ve ever tasted. Incredibly sweet, like a jalapeño dipped in sugar, and sooo much hotter than it’s supposed to be. Varietal is called Bryans Blood. 🌱

AI will do whatever you ask it to in the same way that a table saw will cut anything you push into it.

THIS WAS JUST A FUCKING PRIMARY?

I’ve been taking my dog out at night with a pretty high powered LED flashlight and gang, I have some very upsetting news about how fast worms move.

A client of mine just got an email trying to sell them on an "AI mentor." Like, pay money to be mentored via a chatbot about the thing they've been doing for over a decade. Nuke it from space.

Truly staggering the amount of low-effort AI slop I'm seeing pitched to clients from other agencies. Nobody is using AI more than account people, and 90% of the time it's not making anything better.

I’m apparently two story arcs behind in the evil fandom.

I've been looking for a new way to get conned out of my retirement fund.

There have been too many Popes lately

Black smoke means it's time to wrap the Pope in butcher paper and let him cook for another 2 - 3 hours.

When you finally figure out how to stick it to those Whos down in Whoville.

I’m a Fanjoy fanboy.

It’s Poiliover.

If you listen closely, you can hear Pierre Poilievre starting a podcast.

lol what on earth did PP do to piss off Trump?

Kind of assume I’m preaching to the choir here but the accusations of Poilievre’s MAGA level stupidity aren’t overstated. www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...

We gotta pull planes up by their bootstraps now.

Ah okay cool.

Don't you dare give me hope.

I'm working on some cooking content and wanted to do a quick poll. If you love eggs, but don't eat them terribly often, what's the friction or pain point that stops you? Could be anything from peeling to not knowing the timing... mess... anything! (Besides cost - I cant' fix that.) Thanks! 🍽️

I worry that Mark Carney's lack of experience means that he's mentally unprepared for the fact that the love fest will stop the SECOND he is elected.

Part of Poilievre’s issue is that Canadians get that how we present on the world stage matters far more as we move to open up our trading relationships. The anti-WEF no “globalist Davos elites” guy sounds at worst Trumpy, at best like a rube & that’s not going to fill Canada’s dance card or coffers.

Big “Visiting Grandpa at the Nursing Home” energy here.

I gotta delete Bluesky so I can stop hearing about the latest dumb shit America did.

I love Canada. I wish it was real.

Life update: I just saw a truck with a “hawk tuah: spit on that thang” decal.

Biggest bond yield increase since 1982. I don’t think most people understand how bad this could get, not just for investors.

It breaks my heart but I gotta block these celebrity resist-lib meme accounts that keep showing up in my feed. Sorry George, you gotta go.

Gizmo wants me to tell you that he believes in you. And also to bark at you, but I’m not going to do that.

Remember when you got far enough into an Atari game and it would just keep getting harder and faster until you died? That's what 2025 feels like.

It’s a good thing I’m God’s perfect angel.