bison knoephla

Subtly downgrade a band: Sleep Hypothesis

another night in "mission control" a/k/a board operation for high school sports

to a pair of dogs: 🎵Outside, you go (to the tune of "Way Down We Go" by Kaleo)

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol. Not because of vaccines. Not because of some headline. I’m autistic because that’s how my brain works. Stop treating us like a problem. Start listening to us.

When you get all analytical about a fallen shelf

Saw the gap again today While you were begging me to stay Take care not to make me enter If I do, we both may disappear

Those people can kiss my entire ass, fuck 'em

If Tylenol caused autism, we’d all be autistic. Almost every pregnant woman in America has taken Tylenol because it’s what doctors recommend during pregnancy.

Autism is not a disease, you fucks.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social roast me.

🎵Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don't miss you yet

*catches headphones before they fall to the ground for the third time today* fuckin catlike reflexes

might eff around and host a radio show that plays dad rock. and butt rock. and metal. and other stuff.

🎵Light up in the middle of the day For how else could you see me? Ease up to the hunter from the prey And transform indefinitely

It's like rain

damn ..

caffeine nicotine amphetamines

19 tornadoes in September ???

Moar ultimate excelsior 2 for the thirsties

There is a smol spider in the studio with me. I'm gonna leave them be because I didn't wake up choosing violence

it's my echo chamber and i'll play "Do I Wanna Know" on gee-tar as much as I want (just the first few notes lol)

now maybe

watch the weather change

*sees cat outside the station window* *opens window and inhales* pspspspspsps

They can sing the words While I cry into the bassline Wear me out like Prada Devil in my detail I swear it's getting harder even just to exhale

Saying that Charlie Kirk did anything resembling "good-faith debate" is unmitigated bullshit of the Nth degree.

Coworker: "Is the coffee strong?" *"Kickstart My Heart" starts playing*

People coming to my profile and (making wild assumptions here) reading my timeline

First trek: Star Trek VI Fall?: Voyager

sees random fact about toilet paper me, clearly an adult: "TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE"

I will once again regale you with pics of my STO ships in honor of the impending star trek day starting off with my hydra destroyer CRF kitbash

Fuck RFK Jr

i miss them

I can't seem To find myself again, my walls are closing in (Without this sense of confidence, I'm convinced that is just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before So insecure

🎵Can you feel it taking over? I feel it creeping in I'm back at the edge again When every light was kept so close Burned by the game for what I chose (For what I chose) Now you're tossing and turning I'm pulling the plug on the dreams CAUSE THE END OF YOU IS THE START OF LIFE FOR ME

🎵Do you wanna hurt me? Do you wanna hurt me? 'Cause nobody hurts me better Do you wanna love me? Do you wanna love me? 'Cause nobody hurts me better

If Tylenol causes autism, it would stand to reason I'd be even more autistic after having a migraine You know what causes autism? Having sex. Especially if one more both people are autistic or it runs in their families. Oh, and RFK Jr can go fuck himself

Moots who are poppy, spiritbox and evanescence fans: how are y'all doing?

yes

@profanity.accountant count me the fuck up please

People in our government should not own stocks, ETFs, index funds, and mutual funds--especially when the very votes and decisions they make can and do affect the value of said things. Somewhere along the line these fuckers forgot they're there to serve the people, not to enrichen themselves

AuDHD: organised chaos but the chaos is organised.

All the stars in the Hollywood hills Snapchat live while they pop them pills All those flavors of the rainbow Too bad that shit don't work though

Still not beating the sub-8 hours of honk shoo allegations