"What have I missed?" Looks at my phone. "What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"

"Obligatory check-in on all of you. Behaving?" -Be back in a year. XD

💠Handle change from femboysamus to twinksamus. Maybe that will stop people from requesting me to rp as an underage version. >:/ I'm seriously disappointed in some of you.

Oh. Florida. I hope you get everything you deserve. Enjoy the blue balls after January 1st.

"I want that twink eradicated!" -Ganondorf probably

COMM >>> Sheik tats 🔥🔥🔥 #Sheik #zelda #tattoo #BOTW #divinebeasts

"Not me constantly getting stuck... Nooooo... I probably shouldn't work my legs so much at the gym."

"Nice."

"So. Nintendo took down a bunch of nsfw stuff from my twatter, confirming that all of it was canonical."

Double nice.

💠Do I dare make an account for an old cringe slenderverse oc....

"Morning all. Except those who sleep on the left side of the bed." She's bored.

Breaking news You all need to fix your sleep patterns oh my god

"Oh good! I'm not the only Samus that does this!"

"Every time I open this app, I'm seeing weirder and weirder things... Please don't make me regret opening it in public..."

"I should start a Council of Samus... I've seen so many of me as of late it would be kinda funny."

"You're knuckles are reloaded. a time to crack them."

💠At some point, I'll get to finishing my pinned with more information. I'm just too lazy.

💠 WELP! My nights just been ruined. Just saw a lewd Gregory from FNAF account posting porn. BLOCK

"I'm a ten... But... I will end up locking my legs around you during sex."

"My name is Samus. Not Metroid."

Every mission I've ever been on...

"One, He was one of the generic donors that allowed me to survive on the Chozo homeworld, so in a sense, he's one of the three Bird dads I've had. And two... I kinda stopped his evil plan to take over the galaxy." She shrugged. "My life is weird."

"As me your questions and I'll provide the answers. I can't tell you what you want to know without hearing you out~"

Wait until he sees her without all her armor on.

"I may have several answers for you."

"Some of you have never been choked out by a paternal figure and it shows."

I'm gonna remove the H...

"For all you wondering why they're so big."

". . . would." That's all she said. There's nothing else going on in her head.

Remember, This fucker is also me. XD

💠I swear... if that fucker finds me here again, or makes another account after I blocked them again! UUUGH!

In an unexpected development: The RPQ will cease to exist effective immediately. It seems we’ve been uh, well. We’ve been bought-out. By something apparently most of you might be familiar with. It’s some sort of news station. Hosted by ‘a returning former member and founder’ of. Well. This!

Doing this on my @officiallysamus.bsky.social account as well. Any questions asked will be answered on both accounts. ngl.link/samusaran1

𝙃𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙡𝙮... ...𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙 𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙚. ♡ « ♡ + ↻ »

💠Im loving the new UI update. It's really nice!

💠I've done the thing. If you want to bully a 19 year old Femboy version of Samus, you may.

"It can't be that hard to be a bounty hunter... Right?" 19 year old Femboy Samus #MetroidRP #MVRP #RPSky

"My brain has stopped functioning at its highest capacity... goddamnit." She can't even focus on two things right now.

💠I made the Famboy Samus account... may God have mercy on my soul.

Would~

Takes a sip of her RC. "Smash."

💠Do I dare make an account just for my 19 year old version of Samus?

💠A few of my rp friends who have yet to make the move over...

"I'm a ten... but... I have massive parental issues that will need to be addressed at some point."

Scotch.

"Good question... Honestly, I'm not sure... Maybe bondage... but that's seen as vanilla now a days isn't it..."