👁Just as a reminder as im coming back to rp.

YOINK~ ✨

-Sneezes-

"Now then. Where was I?" Stretches and leaves my house for the first time in months.

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals."

👁God this holiday is stressing me the FUCK out.

"Want a cup? I put extra sugar in it to try and feel something."

"How are you doing? I'm on my fourth pot of "Seasonal depression is kicking my ass" tea."

put twinks in skin tight plug suits NOW

𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐲𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬-𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫? No. While I'm obviously going to use a lot of that artwork, my Linkle is actually a genderswapped version of the Link in Breath of the Wild.

👁I love how in the OoT manga Sheik/Zelda is playing double agent.

Sheik is holding a pitch black kitten. "I stare into the void, and it stares back, with beautiful golden eyes."

"I just fucking woke up... Can I at least have my morning tea first?"

"I want that twink eradicated!" -Ganondorf probably

"I look at the Hero of Twilight and see so much of Time in him... It's a shame they'll never meet..." Sheik is completely unaware they have met, and that Time has passed down knowledge to Twilight.

"I wonder how much trouble I'd get in if I went around as Zelda for a bit... I'm sure she wouldn't mind..." Sheik looked in the mirror and debated with themself for a while. It isn't like Zelda leaves the castle all that much anyway... right?

"There's always a bit of ✨️ magic. ✨️ "

Sighs in variable height. "I'm usually around the 5'11 mark. Usually. 6'2 is more common."

"I'd like to use a lifeline..."

"What is Majora yelling about now!?"

👁Feel free to tag me randomly. I'm bored outc of my mind when I'm able to rp.

there is some of you who follow this person and I'd like to say. Please fucking dont, dont be a weirdo. He literally his this on his pin

"I'm gonna go take a nap... if you need me, I'll be in that tree over there."

👁Non-con rp mentioned. Get blocked.

👁I'm curious. So when a post says Deleted when seeing reposts, was it really Deleted or are you blocked by that user/blocked that user yourself? Just confused as to how I'm seeing everything here.

"Morning." Sipping from a cup of tea. "I burned myself on the tea pot. Life is already trying to get balls deep in me with its bullshit."

Puts on their sleep headphones and pulls up an ASMR Playlist. "Good night, everyone... I'll see you all when I can pry myself out of bed."

"Niiiice."

"Exactly! I'll go grab our cloaks! It's far too cold to go anywhere without." Sheik seemed very excited about this. They've needed to get out for a while anyway.

"Cheddar does need a buddy... Especially if we're away from the house... Want to go walk around castle town and see if the Cat Distribution System chooses us tonight with a stray adopting us?"

👉👈 Yes.

Yoinked!

"Five hundred .... Cigarettes."

"Where... am I?"

keta as a queen? keta as a queen :>

"Why not..."

Is this an invitation?

"I wonder where my Dark Magician Girl card went..." 👁I can't find my Yu-Gi-Oh card collection after the move 😭

Modern AU joke: "I could really go for Five Guys right about now." ... "I MEAN THE BURGER JOINT!"

"I guess because it's Sunday I can share that my tattoos glow when I do a bit of magic..." #seductivesunday

"I'm sure Link would very much enjoy to hear you play. He does seem the type to enjoy odd instruments." Sheik gave a thumbs up.

👁Permission to yoink this and make my own version?

👁Remember/Quick Disclaimer While this account can do lewd stuff from time to time, it is not purely lewd. In fact, I prefer to have standard story lines and long on going friendships with other characters. I also enjoy a crack one off from time to time as well! So don't be afraid to chat!

👁So my day just got 10 times more busy. KILL ME

Sometimes, walking in silence with a friend is better than speaking. Picking up on body language, observing the world together. It can be very calming. As they reached their camping spot, Sheik got to work collection branches for a fire.

Sheik awoke and got out of bed. "Don't talk to me until I've had my morning tea..."

Saaaaaaaame.

"I- What was I saying... I got distracted..."

𝔹𝔸ℕ𝔻𝕎𝔸𝔾𝕆ℕ𝕊