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Ida: Wouldn't you, I dunno, rather have a beach day or something? Luz: Maybe if we HAD TIME for 20 more adventures... Damn shot across the bow

A sketchy mess but I had to do this meme for Hareven... (This was supposed to be done on the 1st. 🥹)

Happy Pride month to those who celebrate, those who aren’t quite ready to celebrate, and those who support. 🌈 To everyone else, I hope a thousand birds shit on your car.

Bracelet of the False Mind This bracelet is enchanted with a unique take on illusion magic. It creates an illusionary mind that provides advantage on saves vs charms and mental intrusion, however when the spell fails the caster is not aware instead believing they have accessed a real mind.

[repost with alt-text] Want some pride headers? 👀 Fret not! I did some last year Feel free to use 🌈💛 🧵 - sacher_art #pridemonth #lgbtqia #prideflags

Goblin Divination Wizard Imp Portant

What does this magic item do?

looking at traveling for a while while I am on sabbatical from one part-time job and freshly resigned from the other. please hit me with: a) one rec for a place to visit within the “United States” and/or b) one rec for a place to visit anywhere in the world

No having ADHD, Autism, Anxiety and Depression is great because then I have a hyper creative brain that literally never stops thinking, then my pattern recognition allows me to predict all of the craziest and scariest futures, then I worry about them nonstop and make myself sad!😀

I'm looking for more D&D groups to play in, but failing that, also just some play by post rp servers? Anyone?

So he paid the mother off, then claimed he was a VICTIM because she was Blackmailing him?! HE COULDNT BE BLACKMAILED UNLESS HE BEGAN THE ILLEGAL RELATIONSHIP! HE WENT TO HER! I HAVE SO MUCH HATE!

Fairy NPC named Flight-O-Fancy

Most annoying Mascots Progressive or Liberty Mutual Go

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

I’m Red Blue 3D glasses in an Avatar theatre I am Queer I’m a Lego brick in a jigsaw puzzle I am Anxious I’m a scrap of scrambled eggs in a bowl of cereal I am Autistic I seem like I fit, maybe, if squint. But in this reality we share, I feel completely incompatible.

Anakin: “Jedi don’t have nightmares” lmao have I got news for you my guy

I just realized that there are no specific Constitution based Skill Checks in 5e and I feel very dumb for not realizing this in the past near decade.

People used to say “Horse Feathers” to call something nonsense but okay what if horses DID have feathers that sounds really fucking rad.

My dad’s interest in Golf sent me from Washington that to Colorado and influenced who I married. He was not present for these events.

MODULAR GOBLINS

My favorite TTRPG classes (in no particular order): 1: Masked Mystery 2: Soldier who hates fighting 3: ✨ S u f f e r P u p p e t ✨ 4: Has no business being on a life threatening adventure 5: The Meme ™️

Come watch my amazing lovely creative friend @madfishmonger.bsky.social in this world building game! www.twitch.tv/rookandrasp

Please, my fellow queer creatives. Do not discount every single book you have ever put out to $0.99 or free. Do not cut your commission prices down by 70%. Do not make your album just $1. Do not make your video game $1. I understand the urge. I understand the feeling of doing it "for the cause"

I love Yew so much.

Newest painterly #dnd commission!! Slip the Kender monk ☺️I had a blast with them! (non-binary, any pronouns)

One of my besties said I would look really good in this and a black belt, some black lacy gloves, and a little pin hat, and some black ballet flats. They said "I don't want you to feel like my barbie doll, unless that pleases you tho" and I said "NO I 1000% WANT TO BE YOUR BARBIE DOLL PLZKTHANX"

So, not only did I lose out on untold amounts of money I was entitled to from my past two employers... I now have a major gap in my resume, because I can no longer list my last two employers for references, making me DRASTICALLY less employable, as it makes ME look like a problem.

3 years ago I was laid off by Crumbl as a delivery driver so they could switch BACK to DoorDashers despite hiring drivers in the first place because Dashers kept stealing the deliveries. I applied to unemployment, and they lied to the government claiming I was fired for several made up reasons.

Indy Band called Final Fantasy and every couple of years they change all of their members and add a number to the end

Any of you in #ttrpg or table top wargaming action this week? Whatcha up to? No Star Wars this week *and* we're dealing with replacing our car that got totaled so...tell me something cool, guys.

God I need to find more d&d in my life

Githyanki therapist with psionic spellcasting that forces you to literally fight your own brain to get over your trauma

Man, at this point, you have a better chance of getting off on charges working in the NFL than in politics

I wish I was watching this broadcast during the live game. Would have been so much more entertaining. Listening to these chuds lament and slowly die inside is so sweet. youtu.be/-RvXC4_v0Sw?...

You’re free

Funniest D&D bit I've ever seen is a DM presenting an employee NPC who desperately wants to murder her boss, and the players want to keep it from happening because murder is usually wrong. Then presents the Boss who is doing everything in his power to make himself murderable. Kills me every time.

Montreal should have tried to win this with single digit SOGs just for style points

#TTRPG location just dropped What is the magical/cultural significance of this place if it appears in your original world?

Apparently making evil pcs is my new thing. I’ve got an entire adventuring party of them now. Vea, the ancient warrior queen Barbarian Juri, the formerly all powerful evil genie Warlock (and Vea’s ex) Cammie D’Anne the psychotic cartoon clown Rogue And now [ability to speak turned off] 😱

Looking for a new player for my D&D game. We meet every other Tuesday, 6-9 PM. Next game would be May 5th

I do not trust the creation of a Metroid movie because none of these studios are brave enough to do the correct thing and cast a six-foot-plus trans woman as Samus

Denver people Where do you go when you’re depressed? What do you do to break out of your spirals?

Denver people Where do you go when you’re depressed? What do you do to break out of your spirals?

I miss text based rp😭

Well as I'm now newly fully unemployed and adjusting to a new lifestyle, and suddenly super available to play much more D&D. I'm even willing to learn Pathfinder 2.0 or Daggerheart. I'm looking for tables to join, preferably in the morning or early afternoon Mtn time😀

Well as I'm now newly fully unemployed and adjusting to a new lifestyle, and suddenly super available to play much more D&D. I'm even willing to learn Pathfinder 2.0 or Daggerheart. I'm looking for tables to join, preferably in the morning or early afternoon Mtn time😀

Getting fired sucks

I just realized I named my famously polyamorous D&D character “Amari” Poly Amari. Guys. I made her like 8 years ago. It was NOT intentional.