telling me on draft night 2018 that Sam Darnold would one day lead his team to the Super Bowl

Now that the Seahawks and Patriots will be facing off once again in the Super Bowl, now seems like a good time to share my award nominated documentary on why everyone focuses on the wrong play in that game. youtu.be/Ekfbg5SYtGo?...

Lidia will drink you under the table. (Is she gone?…Okay, now that she’s left the room, she handles her liquor respectably but she’s better at hiding how drunk she is than anything.) Twinkle in the Night Sky is a stumbling mess after two beers.

Sam Darnold is going to play in a Super Bowl. Words we all expected five years ago.

The Rams just get to commit PI on the sideline in the playoffs as a rule apparently

1st Person Shooter, 3rd Person Shooter The genre is stale. Give me a SECOND Person Shooter where you are viewing from the POV of a grunt, and you control the protagonist from the bad guys' perspectives, shifting from bad guy to bad guy throughout a level.

Does anyone have room at their DnD table? I'm low-key desperate to escape this reality and playing once, maybe twice a month is not cutting it. 🙏

Hi my friends, so my dnd group dismantled and I could really use the friendship. lol the country is crazy and not having a group of adults to hang with is killing me so would anyone like to play dnd online? I can dm or have a revolving dm so I can play sometimes lol whatever works for you

Looking for custom gear manufacturers is exhausting. "Custom wrestling/football gloves" in google gives you a lot of places that SAY 'custom' but are not, in fact, customizable. Custom lucha masks? No idea what I'm going to get.

Corner of 1st and Amistad, actually

fuck. Hit a point of meltdown. Really not doing good. Recommend me some stories. Ones where heroes triumph over evil. Ones with powerful people using their power for good. Ones where it’s all okay. Books, tv shows, movies. Whatever. Just need to escape for a bit.

My 9 yo just called a wish bone dog toy the “Bone & Arrow” and now that’s a ttrpg magic item that fires spectral bone-like projectiles that do necrotic damage.

#DnD advice: Keep getting hit by weapons? Luckily for you, I teach an Armor Class on skillshare.

SHUT THE FUCK UP NO WAY youtu.be/hSLE5Psfs6U?...

Never, and I mean NEVER, shut the fuck up about your creations, your characters, the things you made up with your very own human grown brain juices for all to hear and look at

Please

My PCs based on Class: Artificer: Reckoning w/ Delilah Barbarian: Persephone, Titan, Vea Bard: Amara Naliel, Mal the Unlucky Rabbit, Belle the Silent Cleric: Saphi, Milmiar, Harmony Druid: Persephone, Fang, Kymil (multiclassed), Trallalah Fighter: Titan Monk: Goka (Cont.)

When I was ~10 a friend's mom come to our house. Knocked and asked my mom, "Do you know your children are worshiping the devil?" After the D&D explanation, my mom, a lifelong devout catholic, said "They go into the basement and are quiet for 8 hours. Hail Satan."

I feel like the test makes it hard not to get Paladin results www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

I just remembered my old character Amari who looked like a half-elf but if the sun hit her skin, it would reveal prismatic, rainbow colored scales on her skin as she had draconic lineage, which she had to hide, and I loved her so much. Bard Paladin from my original campaign.

Creation Myth where there is 1 omnipotent being that slowly grew stronger and stronger to uncontrollable, higher than Superman levels, to the point where literally anything they did caused cataclysms, and so would slumber for millennia, lose all their powers...and memories. Then start over.

Me, every day

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen? boy (gloomily): no sir

Am I political? Yes - very much so. Is it because I want to be political? No. It is necessary for me to learn so that I can protect myself. I do not have the privilege to ignore the present day atrocities when my loved ones and me can be tomorrow's victims.

my beloved cat Noodle is at the vet & needs $1300 in diagnostic testing for a potentially life-threatening health issue i've put all 5 of my TTRPGs on sale for $20, including the award-winning going rogue 2e & bestseller I Have the High Ground—any support is appreciated 🔗: itch.io/s/179078/hel...

Spread the word! Encourage others to get involved! Grow a movement!

I was reminded of one of my favorite childhood toys and am trying not to be irresponsible ebay.us/m/xMfrCZ

I spend a decent amount of time searching but I cannot seem to find the post about someone who was offering to teach folks how to play/run new TTRPG systems. I saw the post awhile back but now cannot for the life of me find it. Anyone got any leads?

OC lore train ✨️ eplain their lore in the worst possible way. An actual Star gets tired of hearing that gotdamn nursery rhyme and comes to the planet to ask what the fuck is up…and gets a concussion and forgets to do so. Anyway she’s a cat now or something and a sword is angry about it.

My PC came out tonight and half the party already clocked her🤣😭

Land of 10,000 Locks. www.minneapolismn.gov/government/p...

ChongLy Scott "Saly" Thao's family has started a GoFundMe for him:

They shouldn’t have given me a hot mic. I need to find the clip where I snuck in my Simpsons joke and my catchphrase; “What is an Inbee? A miserable little pile of references.”

I’ll never not find it interesting and a little funny when athletes thank god first when interviewed about a win. Like you guys were the ONLY ONES in the sport who prayed to and praised god leading into this. The other teams were devil worshippers and so he favored you and helped you win.

Evergreen

I was also maybe one of three? Noticeably trans people there? So I felt like I was being stared at, sticking out like a sore thumb before the party began and the regular disney goers were there. And a little girl saw me resting in the tunnel from Galaxy’s Edge, and said she loved my pink hair. 🥹

I was at Disney Pride, alone, and I felt like I was the *only* one alone there while everyone was dancing, and felt very low. A couple walked by me and one simply gestured to my outfit and said “LOVE!” and the other said “So pretty!” I instantly broke down crying.

A stranger offered me a job just for helping her fill up at the gas station my first year in college. A stranger offered to train me to wrestle because they heard me at a starbucks. Rick Ross held an elevator for me in Vegas. A lyft ride tried to tip me 100$ (I couldn’t accept in good conscience)

the NFL held moments of silence for a podcaster

What do you mean INTERVIEW?! Who knows Bienemy better than the Chiefs?!

I take thc to prevent myself from having any sort of dreams (because they’re all horrific nightmares), but every so often an actual dream slips through. But a beautiful dream opening a window to a life I can never live Is just as horrific.

John Fox vibes [It was also the correct decision]

Also - there's lots of comments on some of these style threads making alt suggestions. JUST. DON'T. Do not say what you are going/planning/advising to do as an alt strat on any social media. You think they aren't here too? You might as well have the discussion in front of an ICE van. silent=safe🤐

There are almost 900 games submitted to the No ICE in Minnesota charity bundle game jam with 8 days left to join! Thank you all so much for spreading the word and joining the bundle to support Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota 🖤

My favorite game I've called so far, I'm actually proud of this one.

Going live soon…👀 Who wants to hear your Primary Non-Binary call D2 hockey? www.youtube.com/live/52v90Z3...

Honest to God, who would want to come here?