New reason to be annoyed at clients unlocked: they're not complaining that the company's new software makes PDFs that are ugly af

I'm so wistfully jealous of dancers

Empyrean Loranti walks with @greenybenskiart.bsky.social. A kingly bearing conceals motive.

New week means new guardian angels, if the spirit moves you 😉

Comm for @redapeguy.bsky.social Weed that makes you a horny gooner, but the more you jack it the more you turn into a monkey

I did not expect it to take almost 3 and a half hours for them to put a crown on my tooth so it is 3:45 and all I've had to eat today is a banana

Good night, creatures 😉

🚷🎩🍄

Patrion reward for @homohopelessly.bsky.social ,more on patrion :3

Patrion reward for @Darmani full colored on patrion :3

Patrion reward for @yagerderg.bsky.social , more on patrion :3

The nature of Intangible Virtue revealed at the behest of @squidpizza.art, whose own creature creations are delightfully weird and wonderful

Pride Prompt! Open for the month: As Pride dawns, the Psalmody of Names unfurls, revealing the nature of guardian angels. Angels are spirits of obedience, each bound to a rule, and able to bless those who follow it. Name an angel, or the rule they guard, and I'll spin their description. #SaltTale

Intangible Virtue is of the Silent Choir. It is several chunks of green jasper speckled with rust, but began its vigil in a cave and first cracked listening to funereal wails. The largest piece of Virtue currently sits, waiting, on a collector's shelf. #SaltTale 1/5

The smallest piece travels in the pockets of a young woman who chose to believe a stone could be lucky and offer company in loneliness. The striations and speckles on each body suggest the shape of an eye, some open, some closed, and some in-between. 2/5

The rule it guards is not an easy one: "When virtue is repaid, it is not in things." When Intangible Virtue's journey with a person is over, that fragment of it splits, and its pieces find their way to new stations. 3/5

When it wishes to make itself known, it gathers the dust of its fragmentations into three helical threads, the spaces between them eyes. One day it will be sundered fully to dust by the weight of its witnessing. 4/5

Perhaps then it will walk the halls of angelic palaces; perhaps it will whisper the lives it witnessed back to the world. 5/5

Now in color! - Thanks again @drawingkuma.bsky.social x3

Seems that bunny witch has a tendency to stumble into all sorts of situations, where he turns either soft or feral. But well, I guess that's just karmic justice for force-TFing others into all sorts of things and pet animals. 🧞✨😱✨🧸 Thank you @azeldraws.bsky.social for bringing this idea to life!

Pride Icon Commissions! For the month of June, you can nab a Pride Icon! All icons will feature you/your OC of choice and choice of Pride Flag(s)! Single Image: $15 Animated Gif (up to 4 flags) $25 (check thread for example!) Shoot me a message/chat if you're interested!

Crotchety old man hours over here cause I remember when June hit and work slowed to a crawl but my day work and volunteer work have both been blowing up for the last 3 days and I want off

The angels can only get weirder as I get more names is all I'm saying

... and to those who obey he may grant fortitude. His is the long path, the work of years to gain his blessing, but at the end, know that your steps will be felt, and those who carry your seed will reach even higher.

The hair of his body is, in fact, fine roots that may thicken and blossom in his good moods. The world is not as it was, and in the loss of its grandeur, Verdanel's face is lined with age. The ancient rules yet remain, and it is the onus of living things to reach: "Grow" he speaks to the world...

Verdanel Sylvus, a guardian angel known to @malleablewitch.bsky.social He likes big boys 😌

I've been in a new software training for an hour and a half and it's really dragging on my ability to get anything done

Bug :3

Shout out to our landlord who forgot it was a lease renewal time and we had to remind him

Happy Pride, pups! Much joy and adventures to all!

Pride Prompt! Open for the month: As Pride dawns, the Psalmody of Names unfurls, revealing the nature of guardian angels. Angels are spirits of obedience, each bound to a rule, and able to bless those who follow it. Name an angel, or the rule they guard, and I'll spin their description. #SaltTale

I went to a friend's birthday last night and they introduced me to everyone else by calling me the poster child for undiagnosed ADHD and I simply don't think I'm THAT bad

Speaking into existence that by the end of summer I'll get a group together to play Last Train to Bremen

Oh great bsky made looking at someone's profile on mobile basically impossible

I've been looking back at old commissions and wow! What a good dog!

Damn! That silly wish you made on Xmas - to make a certain rabbit TF spell ✨ work for real ✨ -and casting it accidentally when watching that movie again with friends. 💫😨 And the worst part is…We're out of lettuce! 🥬🐇 Feat: @kitsunekit.bsky.social @drawingkuma.bsky.social @qtrabbit.bsky.social

When my patience is tried, there is always the solace of hot furries and their art, thank you hot furries (if I follow you, you're hot)

THIS IS SUCH A COOL DESIGN

It’s my birthday tomorrow!!! 🎂🎉🥳

Happy World Otter Day! Reminder to smash the patriarchy like a clam on your tummy

Step aside for the Devils' Carnival !

more pages to fuel my double fellatio needs

Also: a little teehee. A little thigh. A little more than that.

Marvus Skrunk, Keeper of Whispers, whose name was revealed by @malleablewitch.bsky.social. As a whisper must both be told and heard, so too is the Keeper twofold. One collects, the other disperses, and with each whisper pushes you further from yourself. #SaltOCs #SaltTale

Paldean Tauros can be cute, especially when you have the face of one with a big beefy bod <3 #TFtuesday #Transfur #CherryPieTF

Bugbears tend to take up a lot of screen real-estate.

Any hangout of sufficient length has a 60% chance of visiting the Furry Question Box so I got to describe myself as "assigned bunny at furth" to friends last night and continue my attempt to convince one of them she could have more than one character if she wanted.

Big gay win: we locked in tickets to see Cats: The Jellicle Ball and Lost Boys next month

My brain today is open to anyone who wants to dial it down. Consciousness overrated.

One week to June and a new prompt, last year's Pride demons turn to their revels. Reply below with a name to add to their ranks before June 1, and I'll spin up a description and lore for your demon. 😈