🧵Rocco’s Tree Trimming Service™️ 🤦🏻‍♀️ and afternoon zoomies. 🌪️ 1/3 #ZSHQ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

🧵Afternoon snow zoomies. 1/3 #ZSHQ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

Mom tested me on my first off-leash walk this morning. That’s why I’m tired and my zoomies are lacking 😏 That noise Mom makes is for serious recall that we’re working on. She says I’m doing well so far but there weren’t any distractions today 🙄 #ZSHQ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ @forensicgator19.bsky.social

🧵Snow zoomies from yesterday. 1/2

Working on my manners during 🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️patrol this morning! We got about 6 inches of snow on Monday! Did I mention - I LOVE SNOW! So focusing on Mom during walks/training has been a real struggle. 🙃 🫡👊⚓️ #ZSHQ @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social

Y’all, may need backup soon. These 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️are really up to something here!! Is this code?? 🧐🤔 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

Working on posing on command since most of his days will be filled with me pointing a camera in his face. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣📸 Bribery is obv involved at this point. @reallyrocco.bsky.social

Ok, these weird things occasionally show up on our walks. Not sure what they are yet but am convinced this has something to do with the zombie lair I know I’m on to…🧐🤔 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ #Puddles #DeerTracks @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

I am convinced this is not a mere stick but a lever to an underground zombie lair!!!! And I will make it work! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social

My first Zombie Squad Santa 🎅🏻 mission and it was a success! 🥳 And he still managed to leave me presents under the tree! Not sure how he did that. 🤯🫡👊🏼⚓️ Merry Christmas!! 🎄 #zshq @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social

Doing some last minute centering exercises before NORAD spots #Santa🎅🏻 in US airspace!! Ready to escort him through West Virginia!! #ZSHQ #ChristmasEve #Christmas  #Christmas2024 @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

I learned about a thing called gravity today. It’s very hard to chew on a ball when you’re in a cone. It keeps rolling away 😤🤯 @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social #ZSHQ

Taking in the snow flurries while on a cone-free potty break. 🌨️🥹 @forensicgator19.bsky.social

Did my first 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟 patrol after my eye surgery on Thursday. Amazing what you can see with two functioning eyes! 👀🫡👊🏼⚓️ #CherryEye @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

Rocco is out of surgery and did well. Now the long drive home and time to start healing!! ❤️‍🩹

Pals, I have my eye surgery today. Hopefully, this will be the last one. 🤞🏻 Can I get a paw circle for support‽‽ And some help with patrol the next few days would also be appreciated Rrraaahhh!! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a Christmas tree. Yes there is another Christmas tree behind it, that's called having friends. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 14/10

This is Cookie. She believes she can fly, and is pretty concerned about it. 12/10

For the last 4-5 days, every morning Rocco has gotten out of bed, pulled one of his sweaters out of a pile, and brought it towards me. He then sat and waited for me to put it on him. Is this dog actually picking out his own damned clothes‽‽‽ 🤯 @reallyrocco.bsky.social

Y’all, this morning, every time the wind blew, I could hear a siren’s call to me…so beautiful 😍 #Windchimes. I just know those 🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️ were up to something. 🤔 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social

Night 🧟‍♂️🧟🧟‍♀️ patrol - ✅ Ignore the “uniform”. I mean, it’s insanely soft but has ears and a tail. 🙄🤦🏻 I already have those 🤷🏻‍♂️ All clear! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

It’s raining, it’s pouring! Mom wishes she was snoring! I enjoyed walking in the rain and now trying to snuggle against her with my soggy, doggy body 🤭 🧟‍♂️🧟🧟‍♀️Patrol ✅ All clear! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ #SticksForRex @rexthetvterrier.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

Pottying by moonlight…🌓although Mom did still have the flashlight on for that part 🤦🏻‍♀️ This was the walk back home. Bright lights right of center are our yard decorations. All clear! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

Mom took me to #FairfaxStoneStatePark today. It’s a small park at the headwaters of the Southern Branch of the #PotomacRiver. We weren’t expecting so much snow!!❄️ Too cold for 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️!! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

Hi all! After 🧟 patrol and cardio this morning, Mom took me on a road trip! We’ll post more pics later but here’s one she really really likes. Also, we found A LOT of snow! I LOVE snow!!! ⛄️ #FairfaxStone #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

I join my dear frens at #Purrs4Peace in sending positive, peaceful energy into our world! May those in need find the kindness and generosity of the human spirit! 💜🌻🕊☮️💜🌻

Patrol ✅ Cardio ✅ 🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️…maybe 🧐🤔. Might have found zombie skin #TreeBark All clear ✅ Breakfast ✅ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ Cardio video here: flic.kr/p/2qyoZZ2 @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

💥It’s #FF Friday ! 👍Let’s welcome & follow our new #ZSHQ pals , Foxy @FoxyMutt , Baxter @bama_baxter , Rocco @reallyrocco.bsky.social , Robot & Tater @zerorice1012.bsky.social 🤖🥔 Great pals to follow 🐾🐾 @ZombieSquadHQ RaaaAAa ! 💥

🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟 Patrol ✅ Cardio ✅ Breakfast - yes please!!! #ZSHQ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

My condition deteriorated so quickly. My family did everything they could, but it was my time. Thank you for all the love you have given me all these years ❤️. There is no more pain, only the sun on my face & so many happy memories #GoodbyeRex #ALifeWellLovedIsALifeWellLived

🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ were up to something this morning. 🧐Cold white stuff on the ground ❄️ and interesting tracks 🦌🐇. Must’ve scared ‘em good! All clear! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social

OMD, I don’t know whether to be excited or embarrassed. 😅 And don’t think he’s being forced! When I pull a shirt out, he jumps on the stool or sits patiently in front of me so I can put it on. @reallyrocco.bsky.social

This is Rex. He's happy to be reunited with all of his toys after spending a few days apart. Please give them some privacy. 12/10

Feeling Grinchy b/c Mom still feels icky and couldn’t help me on a longer patrol today. That’s ok tho…no zombs in the vicinity! And I’ll sniffle her to keep her warm and help her feel better. 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #GrinchSweater #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social

Happy official Birthday to Jonathan the Tortoise who turns 192 today. Jonathan has lived through the American Civil War, Two World Wars, and 8 pandemics and has never put ketchup on a hot dog.

Night patrol done a little “early” b/c Mom isn’t feeling so great. Of course, I had to focus on everything but(t) my bizzness tonight 🙈 Scared Mom b/c I kept acting like something was nearby 🦁🐯🐻 You can see it’s super dark out here!! #Spotlight No zombs tho! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ Night everybody! 🐶

Another cold 🥶 WV ⛰️ morning patrol. All clear! 🫡💥👊🏼 #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social

How my day started…🎄🌞 @forensicgator19.bsky.social

This is Snoop. He was rescued from an animal testing lab where his vocal cords were messed with. Fortunately, his new family is always there to awoo for him. 14/10

This is Theo. He's always looking out for his older sister Mia. Sometimes that means simply making sure she gets enough pets at day care. 13/10 for both

🧵Got my patrol done and some cardio (next post/thread/whatever) in for extra BAM💥 on this super cold WV ⛰️ morning 🥶 All clear! 🫡 🐶🛑🧟‍♂️🧟🧟‍♀️ #ZSHQ @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social

Everyone please send all the belly rubs, ear scratches and kisses to this good boy. Rex has changed a lot of lives and helped a lot of other animals. He couldn’t have done that without his caring mom and dad. Keep them in your hearts.

Ahoy @reallyrocco.bsky.social welcome to #ZSHQ *pipes Rocco on board HMS Winston* @westiebiscuit.bsky.social @zerorice1012.bsky.social @sprocketcool.bsky.social @muddlesdog.bsky.social @maliceandmayhem.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @thorselfies.bsky.social @rhondahendee.bsky.social

Welcome to #ZSHQ Rocco, would you prefer soldier or sailor for your patrol kit?

For everyone that followed my sisfur Seriously Snofie on Twitter/X, feel free to follow me over here. Mom hasn’t mustered the strength to close or change Snof’s account so we’ll be here for now. Please retweet so I can find Snof’s furends. My holiday sweaters for tax 🤭 #ZSHQ #SeriouslySnofie

Happy December! #ChristmasSweater #Rudolph @forensicgator19.bsky.social

My first patrol as a Private for #ZSHQ!! 🫡 I carried a big stick just in case. I did not walk quietly tho…🤭 Rrraaahhh!! 🐶🛑🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️ @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social #AmericanPitbullTerrier #DontBullyMyBreed #AdoptDontShop #WV