There's a company using my likeness to sell I assume delicious Indian food I feel entitled to compensation in the form of free food www.theanilgroup.com

THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

Fortunately no one with power over his life recently voted to take away his health insurance www.foxnews.com/politics/fet...

"why don't women want to have more kids?!" Because you made a country they want to flee.

Notice that despite being... Excited.... It was still his nose that hit the glass first and not any other forward facing human male protrusion

So now that they're out of excuses not to swear in that Democratic lady who won her election a lifetime ago which of the four Republicans who voted to release the Epstein files is going to switch their vote to protect pedo Trump? I'm thinking Nancy mace.

So after his single term do you reckon fettermanchin will go work for Fox or newsmax or some healthcare lobby to fight against insurance companies ever having to pay to cover any care ever?

Octopussies are smart Too smart...

Heaven Help A Fool Who Falls in Love Sheez, you're the best

Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to our analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%. (Published February)

And for the folks saying Cuomo would've won except for... Mamdani got over half So in a 2 way race it would've been much closer but Mamdani and America would still come out on top

Looks like the majority of voters yesterday understood the assignment. Hold the line. Push back against the fascists at every level. Let's keep that energy into 2026. Trump is only going to try to make things worse. So it isn't going to be easy. But I think we can win.

It's a far greater thing I do...

Maga doing good

Congrats to Chunkosaurus Rex! CR is a fierce competitor. Always eating. Never not eating. An inspiration to squirrels everywhere people.com/first-ever-f...

Small but mighty...

"Zohran knows the cost of living is crushing working people. But here’s what makes him different: he doesn’t throw up his hands and say, 'that’s just how it is.' He believes something radical—that government can actually work for us." - @seiupres.bsky.social

Photo of a squirrel taking a brief moment to get some water before running around in the forest again. #nature #photography #naturephotography #nikon #nikonz9 #BlueSkyArtShow #birds #birdsofbluesky #Norway

Oh man Someone owes this squirrel a bunch of money And they better pay up

Yes. Neighbors have formed whistle response teams and they’re helping to drive away ICE. If you see ICE, 3 short toots. If ICE is kidnapping someone, 3 long toots. If you hear a whistle, grab your whistle & phone and get out there, record everything. ICE doesn’t like crowds of hostile observers.

Well when you put it all together like that it sounds insane but if you break it down in to individual parts it... Is smaller fragments of the overall insanity

Wow Shame on your wired magazine. I'm sharing this as a how-to-not www.wired.com/story/how-to...

Trump hates this great ad. Share it widely. youtu.be/hN_CVvzExpM?...

Apparently the magascum are freaking out that some cultures eat rice with their hands and white folks would never touch their food So be sure to call ICE if you ever see a white maga American eating the following with their hands: Hot dogs Pizza Wings Ribs Popcorn Fries Nachos Hamburgers...

This level of delusion would be sad if these people genuinely thought Trump was a good person and got conned. But no. They love him because they know he is a truly evil human being. They just thought that evil would be directed at everyone who doesn't look like them

Isn't it nice how they just felt spontaneously charitable and decided to give Trump some money. And in the future Trump might feel spontaneously generous and give them some money from the taxpayers. Or maybe ask the attorney general to let some crimes they commit slide. It's all so neighborly

So basically praise him publicly and give him money and he'll stop trying to wipe you out

Boycott Home Depot.

Hahaha yay! Fight the power! abc7news.com/post/aggress...

Fun fact, if you visited the Grand Canyon after 2019 that was a fake decoy canyon We dug an exact replica a few miles away and used the soil to fill in the original. Moved some signs around, hacked Google maps etc etc etc The real one is safely buried out in the desert and no one is the wiser

That's how it's done. The press isn't lying when they ask Trump legitimate questions. But this reporter was definitely lying. And got shut down appropriately

Over on the bad site someone posted about how a trans person won big brother UK in 2004 and there was no outrage because the propaganda hadn't started against them and the responses are all "well they weren't bad back then but now they are threatening our society and children and women!"

This is known as agriculture The first and last thing we taught humans Boy was that a mistake

Maga being normal

Senate is back in session today. 1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown. You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.

So I guess we're supposed to celebrate as an American hero some Italian guy working for the Spanish empire who never stepped foot in any place that would become America and was completely wrong about everything and was a rapist slaving genocidal monster

Something really funny to me about Mar-A-Lago face, all that crazy plastic surgery Maga has to get to be in good instead graces with dear leader, is that when he's gone they're going to be stuck with it. Nazis wore uniforms they could take off after the war. These people carved it in their face.

The negative control amplified

If a squirrel ever stares at you like this with a nut in their mouth look down and don't make any motions that could be taken as nut-grabby This is a squirrel with nothing to lose looking for a fight Well nothing except the nut. Which they will fight to the death over

I'm glad Trump lost She deserves the award I'm concerned what the lunatic will do after his ego is so publicly damaged

Demented. Egotistical. Idiot. Pete is the ultimate DEI hire

🎶I feel pretty and witty and bright, And I pity any squirrel who isn't Deez tonight"🎶

How come we don't drug test Farmers before giving them handouts? Make them stand in line in an inconvenient location for hours to get their welfare checks. But not before drug testing them and making them sign a document saying that they are lazy and stealing from the taxpayers

😂🤣😂

It's strange, I'm not seeing any calls from Republicans to have their colleagues tone down their rhetoric after a weekend of Maga terrorism