My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread

And now, your Fat Squirrel break from Fascism.

Human researchers have made advances towards curing peanut allergies in mice! This Is amazing news for those poor suffering rodents. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

When that podcaster was killed by a right-winger the only thing that left said about his kids was they're sorry they lost their father When this mom was murdered by Trump's SS the right immediately targeted the children for doxxing and harassment

I'm going back and watching the Charlie Kirk video. And I'm noticing something that I missed the first time. In it you can clearly see Charlie make some gestures that could be interpreted as him going for a hidden weapon. Is it possible Tyler acted in self-defense?

Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.

Steer clear of STATE TV CBS News. This ain't your granddaddy's 60 Minutes. #BoycottCBSNews

Maga 2025: no new wars! Maga 2026: No! New wars!

That FIFA appeasement prize was well earned

@mark-carney.bsky.social With #NewYearsEve upon the nation today, maybe you could do our veterans and those of us afflicted with PTSD, wildlife, livestock and pets a huge favour, and #BanFireworks! They serve no purpose but create a massive amount of misery and suffering to millions. Miigwich.🪶🙌🏽🇨🇦🐾🐾

Happy Nude Year to all who celebrate And to the rest, Merry Pantsless Shake 'em if you got 'em

Oh gee I dunno... OMG YES!!!!

Honestly everyone should leave a small hole in their home in case a squirrel needs to use it. Squirrels make excellent house guests.

Do not forget that the holiday season continues after Christmas right until #SquirrelAppreciationDay on 21 January and then Groundhog Day on 2 February. 🎄🐿️🎁 #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels

It's now a firing offense for a teacher in Oklahoma to fail a white right-winger And yet I don't hear any Republicans saying they're concerned this will mean no one takes white maga college graduates seriously and assume they were handed the degree

Vivek is telling the white supremacists to stop attacking JDs wife for being Indian and JD is screaming white supremacist slogans and encouraging his base to hate people like his wife What a weird party

Merry Epstein File Eve to all who celebrate. A magical time of year when Republicans dial the insanity up to 12

Hopefully one day we can go back to the notion that the President should be held to a higher standard than a developmentally disabled 5-year-old with low blood sugar

Looks like Susie Wiles did some interviews and didn’t hold back….maybe this is her way of jumping from a sinking ship but it’s delicious 🍿 -Vance a "conspiracy theorist" 🎯 -Elon a "ketamine user" 🤣 -Russ Vought a "right wing zealot" 🎯 -Bondi "whiffed on Epstein" 🎯 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...

Totes

Better not hear anymore about that podcaster from the right

Hey @docdeezwhat.bsky.social Your kids are here for breakfast! #squirrels #SquirrelSky

If this ever ends and sanity is restored everyone who voted for this should be forced to read on camera all these messages from their Dear Leader and state they knowingly and intentionally voted for this and they're sorry

I talked to a number of Republicans about this and they are all furious.... That they'll have to wait nearly 2 decades to vote for him for president

I am a 5x self appointed Barnes and Noble Pizza Prize winner for extraordinary achievement in the field of pizza eating

Fox squirrel, that's one of the best ones

Raccoons can't handle their booze www.wdbj7.com/2025/12/02/h...

The SVU spin off will get hella dark www.vox.com/2014/4/24/56...

That tracks

Things are going great! Golden age! Btw you peasants remember, you don't need to eat a full meal or have presents for Xmas Just learn to appreciate what billionaires have

I can hold my breath for 27 minutes and 15 seconds I'm gonna be a water mammal

Do you have enough squirrels and otters in your life? Because no you don't But you don't have to live this way. Let Harry and Deez fill that void in your life that you previously filled with easily yoinked material goods

There's a company using my likeness to sell I assume delicious Indian food I feel entitled to compensation in the form of free food www.theanilgroup.com

THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

Fortunately no one with power over his life recently voted to take away his health insurance www.foxnews.com/politics/fet...

"why don't women want to have more kids?!" Because you made a country they want to flee.

Notice that despite being... Excited.... It was still his nose that hit the glass first and not any other forward facing human male protrusion

So now that they're out of excuses not to swear in that Democratic lady who won her election a lifetime ago which of the four Republicans who voted to release the Epstein files is going to switch their vote to protect pedo Trump? I'm thinking Nancy mace.

So after his single term do you reckon fettermanchin will go work for Fox or newsmax or some healthcare lobby to fight against insurance companies ever having to pay to cover any care ever?

Octopussies are smart Too smart...

Heaven Help A Fool Who Falls in Love Sheez, you're the best

Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to our analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%. (Published February)

And for the folks saying Cuomo would've won except for... Mamdani got over half So in a 2 way race it would've been much closer but Mamdani and America would still come out on top

Looks like the majority of voters yesterday understood the assignment. Hold the line. Push back against the fascists at every level. Let's keep that energy into 2026. Trump is only going to try to make things worse. So it isn't going to be easy. But I think we can win.

It's a far greater thing I do...

Maga doing good

Congrats to Chunkosaurus Rex! CR is a fierce competitor. Always eating. Never not eating. An inspiration to squirrels everywhere people.com/first-ever-f...