I'm officially declaring October 14th, if you use the Sciuridaen calendar it's obvious why, the intergalactic day of remembrance of all the nuts we lost this year Whether it was to the fangs of Ambien's hellhound or some other thing folks are encouraged to remember their favorite fallen nut

🎶I don't feel no more I just want liquor and dirty sq**rrels 'Cause I don't care no more🎶

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Oh I don't like that

It's kind of wild to realize that if Jimmy Kimmel had instead celebrated the Holocaust the right would absolutely be championing his freedom of speech. And celebrating him. And the left for their part would condemn him but also say he deserves freedom of speech.

Seconds before a human woman was eaten by otters

Breaking!

Pretty messed up that all you need to do in current America to get canceled for hate speech is to just verbatim quote Charlie Kirk when folks are trying to whitewash him

Oh man Republicans do not like it when you treat the Charlie Kirk school shooting literally exactly the same way they treat literally every other school shooting. Apparently for this one thoughts and prayers and let's move on isn't cutting it

So are we still doing a civil war over the pro Epstein maga wing having an issue with the anti Epstein maga wing?

You know America has really failed as a nation when you can say "the shooter on Wednesday was a young white dude and Nazi that was radicalized on social media and given access to guns" And the response would be "which one" And then the correct answer is both.

Alright which right-wing podcaster wants to help with the next distraction?

If you tally up all the high profile Republicans calling for the release of the Epstein files as of Tuesday, and then do a recount today, the total number dropped by about 15%.

Those six Republicans in Congress who voted to release the Trump Epstein files must be pretty concerned about their safety right now after watching yesterday's news

In honor of Charlie Kirk we should respect his wishes and release the Epstein files This is a cause he quite literally died for

Seems like there's way more political violence when there's people named Trump in the White House than there is when there's people not named Trump in the White House

Two shootings today One in a gun free zone One in a constitutional carry It's the guns

Is there a word, ideally german, that means "I absolutely condemn what happened and want the person(s) responsible punished fully but I wont be crying over the victim because his still a terrible person and was totally dismissive when this happened to other families"?

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

News is saying Charlie Kirk has died

Violence is unacceptable. I hope they catch the guy responsible and punish him fully. Etc etc etc But at the same time let's not forget this is exactly the society that Charlie Kirk and others like him worked so hard to create. They got what they wanted. And it's a nightmare

Everyone is invited! Except for you-know-who

There's this new trend with young urban squirrels teabagging ring cams There's nothing you can do about it. Just letting you know. Also keep in mind every time you touch a doorknob or ring the doorbell a squirrels nutsack was probably dragged across it recently Happy Sunday!

An anti-vaxxer on the stupid site just declared to the entire world that he had SIDS from the vaccine. Just think about that for a minute.

All joking aside with Trump's obvious medical conditions I do hope he is getting the full attention of our esteemed head of health and human Services, the venerable Dr Robert F Kennedy Jr.

Well good. Maybe he won't have many supporters in the military when he goes full Hitler if he keeps treating them this way www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...

As federal troops patrol DC kicking in doors and confiscating guns so white Republicans can feel safe again we are witnessing yet another mass shooting that could have been prevented but of course we could do nothing because SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

I don't like it when movies have hetero characters and I have to loudly explain all the freaky stuff the straights get up to Like I'm just here to watch the movie but because they shoehorned a straight couple in now I'm busting out my prepared PowerPoint on cuckold pegging

I actually got exactly this message in a fortune cookie recently

During the summer folks can just go off and slap someone and say they saw a mosquito and be thanked for their efforts. Deezclaimer: this information should only be used for good not evil #DeezThoughts

I worry about Trump's health. For instance, are our strategic champagne reserves adequate for the big day?

This woman needs to be in jail and no longer have access to children www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I learned during COVID that it's literally impossible for right-wingers to breathe with a mask on so for their safety we should make it illegal for ice to wear masks

I don't care about the restaurant either way but since it seems to upset Maga I'm going to offer my services for free to help turn their sales around. Ever since this new logo I designed dropped Cracker Barpel sales have been up 400 trillion percent.

Given the outrage it would seem in retrospect it was a mistake for the Democrats to build their entire platform around changing the cracker barrel logo. They should have run on closing it down entirely. That'll own the Maga

They gotta breathe

That's on the media. Fascist outlets like Fox will have 15 minutes of hate every hour where they fixate on every single crime committed in a blue City. And then the center right media (there is no liberal media in the US) never pushes back with crime stats in red States

Squirrel fact of the day Marmots are the largest of the noble squirrel family, often taking on the role of tank units in combat situations. Believed to be native to earth they are herbivores, live in large communities in underground burrows, communicate by whistling ....

So some some incel tween edge Lord named big balls getting beaten up by a 14-year-old girl he tried to assault and a cop getting a sandwich thrown at them is the American Nazi party's reichstag fire? That's fitting

They voted to get rid of all the other brown people with Spanish names They assumed by voting for it they'd be considered some of the good ones Nope www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/c...

Kinda starting to feel like we should say Epstein is in the Trump files

This is kind of the perfect summary of libertarianism. You had a rich dude operating outside any sort of government regulations building something and assuming he knows best and catering to other rich people and then it imploded and everyone died.

Also they just announced they are going to build a nuclear reactor on the moon for some reason

Music is literally the best thing humans have done. What's your favorite band. Other than Elvis

Gasp!

I am formally submitting a petition to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Trump is on the Epstein List