The word “wiener” rhymes with the word “carabiner”. Songwriters, do your job.

And the enshitification of Valve begins. My Steam Deck was working perfectly fine when docked. They pushed an update. Now my audio is randomly cutting out.

SAMURAI SHODOWN SNK/SYSTEM VISION 1994 SEGA GENESIS

Some advice from an old dude that's been building computers since the late 90's. There is ALWAYS going to at least one entire component category of your new build that is currently experiencing a crazy pricing surge. Monitors, mother boards, cpu, gpu, ram, psu, ups, I've seen it all.

I now realized the bad anime & jrpg writing of the past, that I hate the most, was often the result of lead creators. Lead creators that were excellent artists and programmers, but had no formal writing skills.

with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately

I FUCK LIKE IT’S FOR SURVIVAL

National Holiday today

the world that neo-heathcliff inhabits is richer than any other legacy comic strip. garfield hasn't been this good since jon arbuckle drank dog semen (may 30, 1990)

Want to accurately recreate playing videogames in the US before 2005? Look into NTSC shaders. Not CRT. In their day NES, GEN, SNES, PSX games were played on mid-low range consumer TVs from Wal-Mart via RF signal, not $3,000 tubes designed for video production. #retrogaming #classicgaming

Wisdom from a Paranoid Old Fart: People that insist on phone calls, in-person meetings that aren't recorded and hand shake deals? They know they're full of shit and don't like leaving paper trails and evidence of their promises. Always cover your ass when dealing with these people.

This article where Tom's Hardware glazed the RTX 2080 and said "When you die and your whole life flashes before your eyes, how much of it do you want to NOT have ray tracing" is over 7 years old. archive.is/aWIXS#select...

@microsoft.com Windows 11 is jacked up, bloated and constantly nagging me about using AI and paying for services I don't want. It's so bad that I'm now researching ways to use Adobe Creative Cloud via Linux. Congratulations! #Inshitification

NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!

This weekends F1 has been wild!!

FIGHTER'S HISTORY DYNAMITE DATA EAST/RUTUBO GAMES 1997 SEGA SATURN

This is what you get when a graphic designer buys a 3D printer. Notice how the negative space makes mystery.

@support.bsky.team you really need to add a content setting that will.. Show me nudity from renaissance paintings and opinions regarding R rated movies.. While also.. Filtering out videos of people shoving baseball bats up their ass.

Novo Nordisk executive Gordon Findlay passed out when he realized charging less for Ozempic means he’ll only be able to afford a new yacht every week for 51 weeks out of the year instead of his usual 52. #eattherich

I remember we over-drafted once, forced to buy an expensive wedding gift for people I had never met. They were so poor, so strapped for cash, they had to give up their apartment in Japan! They just weren’t flying from the US to Tokyo enough times every year to justify the price. #eattherich

Just walked into a horror show in office bathroom. Imagine you had a mouth full of chocolate syrup and sneezed in the general direction of a toilet. This is gas station level of absurd, not business office.

Wreckreation. This game is bad. The makers of Burnout Paradise and Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit have created a game with Wreck in the title, but you need to avoid contact with other cars to win races.

Dick Cheney is dead. It’s astounding how many MAGA cultists insist that Obama was in office between 2001 and 2008, blaming Obama for the Iraq war that Bush/Cheney started in 2003. This isn’t hyperbole. I’ve had people say this to my face with full conviction and no irony.

I just learned that Joe Lieberman died last year. On a totally unrelated note, I’m have a pretty good day today!

WAT DO YOU MEEN MY LOGO AND S TWO LOREZ IT LOOKZ FINE TOO ME

When people ask me how I know so much about fixing and making things, I point out “While you were watching the Kardashians, I was busy learning new skills, fixing shit and making shit.”

My dude has seen some shit.

What started as me looking for one cable has turned into an entire project.

Aaaaaand Windows just decided I’m not allowed to have custom pinned shortcuts on my taskbar… FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT

Apple is going to host Formula 1 streams next year. I just assume that means the majority of live race coverage is going to be celebrity interviews, shots of driver girlfriends and video packages with people unrelated to the races crying about relationship drama.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Never for that Trump and Epstein were pals.

The boy is collecting all the stickers hidden in We Love Katamari and they're all based on older Namco games, so there's currently a four-year-old walking around my house saying "Splatterhouse 2" over and over again and laughing about it.

Computers aren’t new. It’s almost 2026. The year 2000 has graduated college and is getting married this spring. I shouldn’t have to show office people how to copy text, open zip files or download pdfs from a website.

evergreen

Fiasco Mystery Tournament 11: BIG RED Register Here... challonge.com/fiasco11 Free entry, $30 to the winner! $10 Venue Fee Bring your own PC compatible controller. 3PM, November 8th Primevil Games 4230 29th St SE Can you guess the secret theme? #fightinggames #grandrapids #videogames

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

Jim Cornette looks like The Re-Animator. #horror #wrestling #jimcornette

“I’m a fitness influencer that promotes body diversity and says all shapes are beautiful.” “I’m an ever so slightly overweight person carrying an extra 30lbs. Would you like to get a coffee and talk?” “EEEW! Get away from me you disgusting pile of whipped cream!!!”

Code Mystics "Horrified" By Accusation Its New Real Bout Fatal Fury 2 Port Uses AI-Generated Art. (Image: @SNKPofficial)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!

Right as I walk into the office this morning, my phone decides to start blaring "This is How We Do It" at full volume. I feel like a fucking idiot.

Skate 4 is skateboarding culture as presented by Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

Playing Skate 4. The mechanics are fine. The problem is that the entire presentation is lacking any punk/hip-hop/anti-establishment vibes. It's what a pastor would want skate culture to be. I'm waiting for creepy religious puppets to pop out and starting singing about how sugar makes them sad.

During the week I gather lists of weird, stunning and groundbreaking films from the history of cinema. Come the weekend I just watch low budget boob comedies from the 70’s and 80’s.

Dear Bluesky. I know I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. There needs to be a way to adjust my feed so I can see “Adult Content” like someone enjoying a day on the breach in a swimsuit WITHOUT also seeing people cramming large objects up their buttholes.

I'm over here watching LGBT Republicans desperately trying to convince people that the GOP gave zero indication of their homophobia / transphobia prior to November 4th, 2024.

Even Adobe's own promotional graphic for their AI slop looks like bad AI slop.