Microsoft slashed thousands of job this week. Every problem the company is facing is of their own design. Per usual idiot management got made bad choices, got paid millions to fail and us peasants get stuck picking up the pieces.

I farted in the bedroom this morning. My wife said “It smells like someone poured beer on a gas station hotdog cooker!”

I like Dubs over subs. I’m a graphic designer. I already spend 8 hours every day reading text on screens.

The filthy casuals we used to ridicule in the 2000’s & 2010’s? They were keeping the games industry healthy, not us hardcores. Folk buying a random game at Walmart based on the cover kept designers employed and funded B tier games. Now all those players are on mobile, not consoles or PC.

For shits and giggles I tried the new Concept to Vector tutorial in Illustrator. All I did was click the "Next" button when asked, and Adobes shit AI spit out a bunch of garbled nonsense. They can't even get their new feature demos to work right.

Were there any confirmed AI slop booths at #combonreaker

I take comfort knowing the vast majority of people that actually enjoy producing and viewing AI slop art are also unwilling to PAY for it.

Hell yes!! All Hail the Goat! The new Hellripper album got to me early!! #coronach #hellrippermetal

ALL GAIL THE GOAT 🤘 #hellripper #coronach

Out tomorrow, Hellripper's new album 'Coronach' is "vicious, decadent, ridiculously fun and packed with riffs sharp enough to draw blood". You'll want to hear this. www.noizze.co.uk/hellripper-c...

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Once I was forced to forgo paying a utility bill because I was required to buy a wedding gift for folk I’d never met. The couple said they were so “broke” they were CONSIDERING giving up their Tokyo apartment, because they just didn’t to to Japan much anymore. EAT MY FUCKING SHIT FILLED ASS!!!!

What started as me testing my new earbuds has turned into me listening to the entire album "Scumdogs of the Universe" by GWAR.

Starting the first full Apple TV Formula 1 replay. I’m fully expecting Apple to cut away from the race for minutes at a time to inject a bunch of crying grandmothers and celebrity interviews.

58 degrees with heavy evening rain. Perfect time to do one of my favorite things, stand outside while listening to Nutshell from Alice in Chains.

Seems like Nokia has fallen on even harder times, licensing out its IP to dogs, smh

This happened at work today. That’s some Friday ass shit!!

good day to post this reminder

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

How long until some anonymous troll in Minnesota starts calling ICE with false tips, leading to ICE agents ransacking the houses of Trump supporters. I mean, warrantless entry and all. Just like SAWTing, some innocent people will be hurt or killed.

normal dog, switzerland, 15th century

Translation: "I have invested a sizeable amount of company funds into AI, please dear god love AI."

gen z will never understand the hold SuicideGirls had on the millennial libido

If YouTube videos are a reflection of reality, Riddick Bowe spent most of his career getting repeatedly punched in the nuts.

After 39 hours I can definitely say that I really don’t like Baldur’s Gate 3. The bugs. The speed bumps to drag out playtime. All the things I’m expected to understand before any info is presented. Time to boot Cheat Engine and obliterate all the bullshit it’s expecting me to accept.

Your hard work over the past few years has directly contributed to improving the profitability of the company, making it a more attractive business to be sold. As a reward for your years of dedication & sacrifice, you’re being replaced by someone already working for the buyer. Now go fuck yourself!

Can you tell I’m from the Midwest?

Merry Christmas. My now bedridden wife has been deemed unworthy of basic medical care even through we have insurance and the money to pay. Don’t get sick in America. You’ll be completely and irreversibly fucked up the ass.

Since Nov 19 my wife has been to the emergency room twice for her heart. She can’t work, walk, hold conversations, constantly having chest pains & on the verge of passing out. EVERY DAY we try to find help for her but no medical facility cares because she isn’t a racist 78 year old chain smoker.

Or cops. As soon as a single cop is caught committing a felony while in uniform, the system will magically be encrypted.

They cancelled our local Microsoft data center rezoning meeting last night when over 300 people showed up in protest. I assume that means the commissioners are pushing the meeting back until their bribe checks clear, then they say "We never heard from the public" and retire on their dirty money.

Yes, Mr Fancy Graphic Designer, this flyer for our local strip mall spray tan shop is truly art. I marvel at your creative abilities. You have re-defined the concept of visual design. I hate to kill the vibes but the address, phone number and URL are wrong.

Unless you are formally trained by a carpenter, any type of home improvement is like... "Oh, you got yourself a Thomas Spleen-Hatch there, and EVERYBODY knows a Thomas Spleen-Hatch inch is actually 11/13 inches shorter than a Balcharp Drango inch... which itself is actually 1 and 59/82 inches."

For the past three fucking weeks my wife of 20+ years and mother of our 2 boys has been to the ER twice and has told multiple doctors that her heart hurts and she feels on the verge of passing out all the time. They JUST NOW said “Maybe we should get you to a cardiologist?” (1/2)

To people hating on 6 7. In the fall of 1993, every 15 year old kid was walking around saying "I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" I know, because I was one of those kids.

Anyone that says “I don’t know how to be a father” is a fucking man-baby trying to use sympathy to escape responsibility.

The word “wiener” rhymes with the word “carabiner”. Songwriters, do your job.

And the enshitification of Valve begins. My Steam Deck was working perfectly fine when docked. They pushed an update. Now my audio is randomly cutting out.

SAMURAI SHODOWN SNK/SYSTEM VISION 1994 SEGA GENESIS

Some advice from an old dude that's been building computers since the late 90's. There is ALWAYS going to at least one entire component category of your new build that is currently experiencing a crazy pricing surge. Monitors, mother boards, cpu, gpu, ram, psu, ups, I've seen it all.

I now realized the bad anime & jrpg writing of the past, that I hate the most, was often the result of lead creators. Lead creators that were excellent artists and programmers, but had no formal writing skills.

with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately

I FUCK LIKE IT’S FOR SURVIVAL

National Holiday today

the world that neo-heathcliff inhabits is richer than any other legacy comic strip. garfield hasn't been this good since jon arbuckle drank dog semen (may 30, 1990)