This happened at work today. That’s some Friday ass shit!!

good day to post this reminder

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

How long until some anonymous troll in Minnesota starts calling ICE with false tips, leading to ICE agents ransacking the houses of Trump supporters. I mean, warrantless entry and all. Just like SAWTing, some innocent people will be hurt or killed.

normal dog, switzerland, 15th century

Translation: "I have invested a sizeable amount of company funds into AI, please dear god love AI."

gen z will never understand the hold SuicideGirls had on the millennial libido

If YouTube videos are a reflection of reality, Riddick Bowe spent most of his career getting repeatedly punched in the nuts.

After 39 hours I can definitely say that I really don’t like Baldur’s Gate 3. The bugs. The speed bumps to drag out playtime. All the things I’m expected to understand before any info is presented. Time to boot Cheat Engine and obliterate all the bullshit it’s expecting me to accept.

Your hard work over the past few years has directly contributed to improving the profitability of the company, making it a more attractive business to be sold. As a reward for your years of dedication & sacrifice, you’re being replaced by someone already working for the buyer. Now go fuck yourself!

Can you tell I’m from the Midwest?

Merry Christmas. My now bedridden wife has been deemed unworthy of basic medical care even through we have insurance and the money to pay. Don’t get sick in America. You’ll be completely and irreversibly fucked up the ass.

Since Nov 19 my wife has been to the emergency room twice for her heart. She can’t work, walk, hold conversations, constantly having chest pains & on the verge of passing out. EVERY DAY we try to find help for her but no medical facility cares because she isn’t a racist 78 year old chain smoker.

Or cops. As soon as a single cop is caught committing a felony while in uniform, the system will magically be encrypted.

They cancelled our local Microsoft data center rezoning meeting last night when over 300 people showed up in protest. I assume that means the commissioners are pushing the meeting back until their bribe checks clear, then they say "We never heard from the public" and retire on their dirty money.

Yes, Mr Fancy Graphic Designer, this flyer for our local strip mall spray tan shop is truly art. I marvel at your creative abilities. You have re-defined the concept of visual design. I hate to kill the vibes but the address, phone number and URL are wrong.

Unless you are formally trained by a carpenter, any type of home improvement is like... "Oh, you got yourself a Thomas Spleen-Hatch there, and EVERYBODY knows a Thomas Spleen-Hatch inch is actually 11/13 inches shorter than a Balcharp Drango inch... which itself is actually 1 and 59/82 inches."

For the past three fucking weeks my wife of 20+ years and mother of our 2 boys has been to the ER twice and has told multiple doctors that her heart hurts and she feels on the verge of passing out all the time. They JUST NOW said “Maybe we should get you to a cardiologist?” (1/2)

To people hating on 6 7. In the fall of 1993, every 15 year old kid was walking around saying "I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" I know, because I was one of those kids.

Anyone that says “I don’t know how to be a father” is a fucking man-baby trying to use sympathy to escape responsibility.

The word “wiener” rhymes with the word “carabiner”. Songwriters, do your job.

And the enshitification of Valve begins. My Steam Deck was working perfectly fine when docked. They pushed an update. Now my audio is randomly cutting out.

SAMURAI SHODOWN SNK/SYSTEM VISION 1994 SEGA GENESIS

Some advice from an old dude that's been building computers since the late 90's. There is ALWAYS going to at least one entire component category of your new build that is currently experiencing a crazy pricing surge. Monitors, mother boards, cpu, gpu, ram, psu, ups, I've seen it all.

I now realized the bad anime & jrpg writing of the past, that I hate the most, was often the result of lead creators. Lead creators that were excellent artists and programmers, but had no formal writing skills.

with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately

I FUCK LIKE IT’S FOR SURVIVAL

National Holiday today

the world that neo-heathcliff inhabits is richer than any other legacy comic strip. garfield hasn't been this good since jon arbuckle drank dog semen (may 30, 1990)

Want to accurately recreate playing videogames in the US before 2005? Look into NTSC shaders. Not CRT. In their day NES, GEN, SNES, PSX games were played on mid-low range consumer TVs from Wal-Mart via RF signal, not $3,000 tubes designed for video production. #retrogaming #classicgaming

Wisdom from a Paranoid Old Fart: People that insist on phone calls, in-person meetings that aren't recorded and hand shake deals? They know they're full of shit and don't like leaving paper trails and evidence of their promises. Always cover your ass when dealing with these people.

This article where Tom's Hardware glazed the RTX 2080 and said "When you die and your whole life flashes before your eyes, how much of it do you want to NOT have ray tracing" is over 7 years old. archive.is/aWIXS#select...

@microsoft.com Windows 11 is jacked up, bloated and constantly nagging me about using AI and paying for services I don't want. It's so bad that I'm now researching ways to use Adobe Creative Cloud via Linux. Congratulations! #Inshitification

NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!

This weekends F1 has been wild!!

FIGHTER'S HISTORY DYNAMITE DATA EAST/RUTUBO GAMES 1997 SEGA SATURN

This is what you get when a graphic designer buys a 3D printer. Notice how the negative space makes mystery.

@support.bsky.team you really need to add a content setting that will.. Show me nudity from renaissance paintings and opinions regarding R rated movies.. While also.. Filtering out videos of people shoving baseball bats up their ass.

Novo Nordisk executive Gordon Findlay passed out when he realized charging less for Ozempic means he’ll only be able to afford a new yacht every week for 51 weeks out of the year instead of his usual 52. #eattherich

I remember we over-drafted once, forced to buy an expensive wedding gift for people I had never met. They were so poor, so strapped for cash, they had to give up their apartment in Japan! They just weren’t flying from the US to Tokyo enough times every year to justify the price. #eattherich

Just walked into a horror show in office bathroom. Imagine you had a mouth full of chocolate syrup and sneezed in the general direction of a toilet. This is gas station level of absurd, not business office.

Wreckreation. This game is bad. The makers of Burnout Paradise and Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit have created a game with Wreck in the title, but you need to avoid contact with other cars to win races.

Dick Cheney is dead. It’s astounding how many MAGA cultists insist that Obama was in office between 2001 and 2008, blaming Obama for the Iraq war that Bush/Cheney started in 2003. This isn’t hyperbole. I’ve had people say this to my face with full conviction and no irony.

I just learned that Joe Lieberman died last year. On a totally unrelated note, I’m have a pretty good day today!

WAT DO YOU MEEN MY LOGO AND S TWO LOREZ IT LOOKZ FINE TOO ME

When people ask me how I know so much about fixing and making things, I point out “While you were watching the Kardashians, I was busy learning new skills, fixing shit and making shit.”