Computers aren’t new. It’s almost 2026. The year 2000 has graduated college and is getting married this spring. I shouldn’t have to show office people how to copy text, open zip files or download pdfs from a website.

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Fiasco Mystery Tournament 11: BIG RED Register Here... challonge.com/fiasco11 Free entry, $30 to the winner! $10 Venue Fee Bring your own PC compatible controller. 3PM, November 8th Primevil Games 4230 29th St SE Can you guess the secret theme? #fightinggames #grandrapids #videogames

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

Jim Cornette looks like The Re-Animator. #horror #wrestling #jimcornette

“I’m a fitness influencer that promotes body diversity and says all shapes are beautiful.” “I’m an ever so slightly overweight person carrying an extra 30lbs. Would you like to get a coffee and talk?” “EEEW! Get away from me you disgusting pile of whipped cream!!!”

Code Mystics "Horrified" By Accusation Its New Real Bout Fatal Fury 2 Port Uses AI-Generated Art. (Image: @SNKPofficial)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!

Right as I walk into the office this morning, my phone decides to start blaring "This is How We Do It" at full volume. I feel like a fucking idiot.

Skate 4 is skateboarding culture as presented by Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

Playing Skate 4. The mechanics are fine. The problem is that the entire presentation is lacking any punk/hip-hop/anti-establishment vibes. It's what a pastor would want skate culture to be. I'm waiting for creepy religious puppets to pop out and starting singing about how sugar makes them sad.

During the week I gather lists of weird, stunning and groundbreaking films from the history of cinema. Come the weekend I just watch low budget boob comedies from the 70’s and 80’s.

Dear Bluesky. I know I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. There needs to be a way to adjust my feed so I can see “Adult Content” like someone enjoying a day on the breach in a swimsuit WITHOUT also seeing people cramming large objects up their buttholes.

I'm over here watching LGBT Republicans desperately trying to convince people that the GOP gave zero indication of their homophobia / transphobia prior to November 4th, 2024.

Even Adobe's own promotional graphic for their AI slop looks like bad AI slop.

9/11. Good time to post that many, many members of my redneck ass family, people in their 60's, believe.. 1: Clinton was president when 9/11 happened and therefore it was an 'inside job'. 2: Obama started the Iraq war in 2003 3: Biden was president during the COVID lockdowns of spring 2020

Imagine being excited that you’re going to be on an Animorphs cover… and you’re the fucking aardvark.

Rumor is that the Nintendo Direct is going to announce games that are related to the number seven in some signifcant way so you know what that means

Silksong I’m sure the games success isn’t going unnoticed by the large publishers and platform holders. It’s 2025. Wouldn’t be surprised if legal action is taken against Team Cherry for “Independent Revenue Generation”

You need to look at this fucking guy!

Louis Pasteur was a practicing Catholic born in 1822. I have a sneaking suspicion that his views on social issues weren't very progressive by todays standards. So, how many people are willing to give up consuming food preserved by the process of Pasteurization and its iterations and derivatives?

In the year 2012 I had a boss tall me "Nobody uses the internet on their phones. Phones are for making phone calls." I've posted this before, but it's so stupid that I needed to post it again.

Can Can Bunny Extra // Cocktail Soft // PC-98 // #pc98 #CocktailSoft

Apparently there is a guy named Ron Miller who has been painting the iconically styled Detroit brick storefront signs since 1978 and I need people to understand that this one man is worth more to us culturally than 10,000,000,000 pieces of AI slop and more to the community than every ICE agent ever.

People are upset at Snoop Dogg being homophobic as if he hasn’t been using homophobic slurs in his music for 30+ years.

@mattmcmuscles.bsky.social This has to be seen to be believed. Contemporary review of Rise of the Robots. While the review clearly states it’s a bad game, the score is actually higher than the magazines maximum point total.

Here's a page of Computer Gaming World's review of Rise of the Robots, which hails it's graphics and audio while admitting that it will not hold a player's interest for very long and is generally poor in all other respects. It garnered a 5 1/2 out of 5

Driving with controlled substances in your car? Follow these simple guidelines. 1. Drive at least double the posted speed limits. 2. Make sure one break light is out. No break lights are even better. 3. Make sure plate tags are expired. 4. Run stop signs, red lights,

I reported Child SA images that were posted to www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/, a sub where people post images asking others to identify items. Reddit seems totally cool with pedophiles posting naked kids on their site.

#somethingpositive #webcomic #comic #bettyboop #RandyMilholland @choochoobear.bsky.social

Sorry, I'm busy all Saturday. My wife's co-workers neighbors cousins best friends sister that we've never met is finishing her Youtube based wooden whistle carving program. We need setup the entire graduation party, cook the food and buy a $200 gift.

Fantastic graphic design on this advertisement! Your color choices and composition have redefined the very concept of reality and we all cower to your artistic prowess. However I need to point our that you misspelled the company name, phone number and URL. And the QR code you used points to porn.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Why are people only haunted by children in Victorian era clothing and soldiers from 100+ year old wars? If ghosts were real, where are all the 1970's & 1980's ghosts? Why isn't John Wayne Gacy's old neighborhood the most haunted place on earth? #ghosts

Displaying Katakana on old monitors was difficult so Japan approached UIs differently than the west in the 8 & 16 bit computer days. I bet that’s why so many Japanese UIs seemed so cumbersome in the West. They evolved top to bottom from a completely different seed.

I can't stand it when art critics refuse to express any type of opinion on a piece of art before they know the artists list of credentials. That tells me shitty cliché art created by the talentless child of a rich asshole is more valid and important than a poor kid doing something revolutionary.

no one has "too much free time," if you see someone making something creative it isn't because they failed to watch television

FART!! Poop!! Poopy poop fart!! Peepee poopoo fart poop!

PLAY SOME VIRTUA FIGHTER ROUND ROBIN!! VIRTUA FIGHTER FRIDAY IS GO! Room number 25952 Password 1234 Matches start at 10:10 est

Went to the Pink Floyd tribute show at Fredrick Meijer Gardens. I’ve never seen the men’s bathroom with such a long line. It must be all the swollen prostates.

Explain to me again how it's Obama, Biden and Hillarys fault that you dropped out of high school in the 1980's to get drunk during the week, and now that decision is negatively effecting your ability to find work now that you're in your mid 50s?

Raise your hand if you had to convince someone that 1998 was 27 years ago and NOT “Just the other day.”

Modeled, printed and added these skull side buttons to my fight stick! #fgc #fightinggames #videogames #3dprinting

Whoever decided "Sticky Keys" in Windows was a good idea needs to be put in front of a military tribunal.

I found where Nothing meets Nowhere

the summer of our discontent

Just read an article saying that IM at fault for the rapid demise of the Hollywood system. No mention of the multi-millionaire studio executives that insist on making lowest common denominator sludge that people don’t want to pay to see.

The "Cornette face" is a result of Jim talking too much and for too long, and his ears start popping, so he moves his jaw sharply to the side to relieve the pressure. By the 1-hour mark of his classic 2000 shoot interview, he has done the Cornette face over a dozen times.

You know what's great? No matter how delusional, self righteous and down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole a right-wing nutjob gets, The Darwin Awards don't care. You can scream about lizard space popes and hate as many minorities as you want, but it won't stop the laws of physics.

I don't think people understand how much metaphors and idioms are used in everyday speech. Even for stuff in your own language you need the underlying context. I was watching an episode of Married with Children yesterday and so many of the jokes required being an American living in the 90s to get.