Not everyone loves birch syrup (I like it!) but my friend Shaun is a "sugar master" at University of Alaska Fairbanks and featured in this article and I am SUPER PROUD!!! (Pic is not Shaun but that person is a v cool food scientist.) alaskapublic.org/news/alaska-...

My dad was in one of these hospitals in the ICU for four days in April. They saved his life because he could be admitted rather than transported an hour by ambulance to Strong in Rochester.

Enough is enough. I'm going to make empanadas and drink beer in the pool.

i thought these mf-ers lived for a well-regulated militia (which antifa is not lmao)

'crucified like a dog' is not a thing

"the hospital should get more money for you than some gross illegal gal" is WILD to me

💥

Could not be more pumped to see that Mindy beat this literal ballsack Pruhs. Ballsack included for reference, circled in red, courtesy of my pal in Fairbanks 😂

I was a bartender for ~15 years and I worked in a liquor store in Fairbanks, Alaska (WHERE YOU WILL SEE IT ALL) and I have never in my life seen this bottle.

Josh is in Utah on a work trip and got an amazing shot of last night's moon over a....rock. (Butte? Outcrop? Who cares, it's pretty.)

isn't that a gatorade flavor

Dateline always delivers. Double-breasted deep-V vest AND striped shirt/coordinating pocket square AND a fedora on top of a deep, dark Coppertone tan and bright-white veneers? Trust: earned.

Last (?) pool beer of the year.

Time to veg out.

Who's ready for more aurora? This is in normal speed (no timelapse) from 9/30 around 930pm in Anchorage.

Marinated a pork loin and went to wash my hands. Held one hand under the sink and with the other I dispensed soap onto the counter where my hand should have been so I'm definitely done for the day.

Saw a Cybertruck leaving a car wash today and it looked dirty as hell lmao

Not NOT related.

technically this is a website update though lol

Extremely thrilled my flood insurance payment hasn’t been processed yet.

all while completely ignoring the implications of climate change on american farmers and food producers. winning strategy.

everything is crazy all the time now

Every day I am like well THIS is the craziest thing to have happened so far. And then the next day happens.

Grasshopper (stationary)

Good ol' Sid! So much of his weirdness is tied to the weed industry these days 🤔 www.texastribune.org/2025/09/29/s...

Take two! Go outside, Houston pals!

This is Auburn, NY, where no one is eating your kids. My parents drive there once a week to get ten cents off of gas.

Me: I'm going to write today. Also me: OMG THE NEW SEASON OF MURDER IN A SMALL TOWN DROPPED?????

Overheard at lunch: "Oh yeah, we have AI tutors for him" re: a 7 year old. I do not like going out in public very much!

The first "autism-curing" MLM scheme is already being invented somewhere. Think Young Living, Beach Body, Amway. Gonna be bonkers.

Just saw a ten year old child in a Charlie Kirk tee shirt. Just grim shit.

Houston is being nice to us this morning.

Donald Trump hasn't taken a kid to the doctor in his whole life and it shows.

Josh just revealed after TWENTY FOUR YEARS that he’s never seen the series “Weeds” and I am simply unwell.

Happy birthday, Jenna Beans. I know you’re in motion, wherever you are. Made a martini and promise not to cry (too much) but time does not heal some wounds.

Got home from yoga to find Josh marinating Korean short ribs for dinner 💥

I’ve recently started reading Agatha Christie again and it’s been SO rewarding.

Houston refusing to rain on my garden day one million.

Nytimes: those onions take 20 minutes to caramelize

Recently my therapist encouraged me to recognize external signals of my anxiety such as ‘messy desk’ and ‘ditching work early to putter in the kitchen when you have a looming deadline’….

They do love to stop a count.

LFG

Putting vegetables in our bodies.

My favorite boys.

Lake Street Dive at Moody Amphitheater 🎶 🍻

Stunning!!!!!

The handsomest man I know.

laughing in oil company

Happy.

watched this just yesterday. literally one of my favorite songs/videos ever. they are so funny (and hot).