Fae: Do you wanna be little spoon? M: I am the biggest spoon in the West! Fae: do you wanna be Mommy's little spoon? M: yea

So I finally got an orchi scheduled and I'm stoked, but it's bittersweet cause now how tf am I supposed to wear a chastity cage?

Ayo tailman

Puppygirl trainer found in scorched silver

Uncrustable, duck edition

Waffles

Not now son, I'm making TOAST

Buni

This is fucking huge.

Pink Pony Club sounds like a song that would play during the end credits of an episode of Bobs Burgers.

Is there any kind of chastity cage that can be worn after an orchiectomy 0.o

Damn, world crazy right now. Got alphabet fridge magnets tho 🤙🤙

Seems like information worth sharing with the ol' Blue Sky community.

Mood, via BADASS WIZARD MEMES.

Fell asleep watching cowboy bebop and lost a year of my life after the intro song for the next episode ripped me back into consciousness. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

"There's a box cutter in the second drawer. Ope wait no second drawer is sex toys, third drawer is tools."

@lilevie666.bsky.social us 🥺🥺

Awwoooooooddddd 🥺😭

Raise Dale, Praise Hell.

Is...is Haley trans coded??

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo. Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!"

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Absolutely homaxxing ✨

Taking nudes while working from home

dog4dog (finished version)

Desperately holding myself back from standing up and yelling fillabuster! during this mandatory training

Sitting at my desk, in front of the triple monitor setup,while somebody in teams drones on about policy shit...fighting for my life to resist the urge to go absolutely apeshit.

Bunny tax

If I were a drill sergeant I would legally change my last name to Daddy so the entire company would have to call me Sergeant Daddy

POV: I'm trying to murder batman.

Apparently I need to "open up more" so I've chosen to overshare. First ones free: I'm violently pansexual. Full honesty I'm a little more sexually interested in men x.X, but hopelessly sapphic when it comes to romance and love

Wild Clover used solar beam