Every damn time.

I laughed WAY too hard at this! 😂😂

Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.

Does anyone else feel like this? Given how fucked up this country is because of the Felon-In-Chief, it’s hard to believe we’ve been fucked over so horribly. Some small part of me wants to pretend that it’s all not real.

Oh, Jeffolas.

I’ve been trying to share funny posts lately to combat the inhumanity I’m seeing in this country and to lighten my mood, but FUCK! It’s time to fight back harder!! When will someone hold these fuckers accountable?!?! What the fuck is wrong with the media?! When did this shit become normal?! FUCK!

I laughed WAY too hard at this one!! 😂😂😂😂

Ummm…still have. 😲🦈

This!!!! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

In case you haven’t noticed, Tylenol is just lonely T spelled backwards.

Am I the only person who feels like I’m winning at adulting when I can eat a dish with lots of marinara sauce while wearing a white shirt and not get anything on the shirt?

Welcome back, @jimmykimmel.com!!!

Hahahahaha! Can’t wait to see the Felon-in-Chief lose his shit over this!! ABC ends Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and his show will return Tuesday apnews.com/article/jimm...

This should become a national day of protest. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?! To everyone who voted for the Felon-in-Chief or any Republican and who still supports them, you can fuck ALL the way off and the keep fucking off times infinity!! abcnews.go.com/US/senate-pa...

It happened! Another awesome #SMILEMILE!!

"You're a political buffoon at best." @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social

Well, that was a fun little Thursday morning #SMILEMILE surprise! 😄

Violence is wrong. Full stop. Racism is wrong. Full stop. Praising someone who spewed hate, prejudice, and misogyny tells you everything you need to know about them. His words disgust me. Seeing so many who agree with his points of view shows where this country is headed unless we act.

Makes perfect sense.

Fucking truth!

Yippee! Another #SMILEMILE!!

I’m watching The Yogurt Shop Murders documentary on HBO Max, and they showed this image of the door at the Austin Police Department interrogation room. FFS! I think the word you were going for was “quiet.” How did no one notice this?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?!?!?! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

YIPPEE! I love gettin’ an epic #SMILEMILE!

THIS!!! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

To follow up from yesterday… At no point in the song does it say that the Purple People Eater is purple. It DOES say that it eats purple people. My whole life I always associated the Purple People Eater with being purple. 🤯🤯 Maybe it IS purple, much in the same way a flamingo is pink.

I was #todayyearsold when I learned that Sheb Wooley, the writer of the song “The Purple People Eater,” was also the person who voiced the famous Wilhelm Scream. 🤯🤯🤯

This is an utter disgrace! These people have served their country honorably and deserve to continue to serve or be entitled to their retirement. This absolutely INFURIATES me!!! Everyone who still supports the Felon in Chief can fuck ALL the way off! apnews.com/article/air-...

It’s been a week, and my anxiety level when reading the news spikes after about 1.257 seconds. I therefore give you my evergreen post…🤬🤬🤬

This is so heartbreaking! RIP, Malcolm-Jamal Warner. 💔 apnews.com/article/malc...

Nothing like waking up at 7:26 am and freaking out trying to understand why your alarm didn’t go off, frantically jumping in the shower knowing this will be the fastest you’ve ever gotten ready for work in the history of your existence, only to realize it’s fucking Sunday!

These two make today better

Got some great shots of the lightning show tonight.

Did you know… That the set used on the very first episode of The Twilight Zone is the same set from Back to the Future? I’m such a nerd! I happened to be watching TTZ and thought, “Wait…that looks like the Clock Tower,” only to find out it WAS the Clock Tower!

So proud of my sweet friend Liz Young, who I’ve known since we were single digits. She is now a fellow published author. Her book, “The Curly Fairy,” was inspired by her daughter and her wish for straight hair. Go get your copy today!

SCHATZ: "This is the stuff of dictatorships. He identified himself. That should be enough."

Today they have crossed a deep red line. We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.

Tonight’s #Dallassunset was outstanding!

It’s been a crazy start to the weekend. I just completed a very important scientific experiment and am happy to report that a watched pot does boil. You’re welcome! No tellin’ what could happen next!