Every day, I grow more convinced that about 7–10 years ago, I tripped over a cat, slipped through a crack in the multiverse, and woke up in the dumbest, darkest timeline. Nothing makes sense. Everything’s on fire, and people applaud it like it’s a TikTok dance.

Tarrif free products coming to #Russmerica soon - Stalin-O’s – Cereal to keep you in line. Cold War-ritos– Nachos with a side of tension. USSR’Us– The joyless toy store. ColdWarbucks- Double shot political tension. Kremlin Fried Chicken – It’s finger-pointin’ good🧵 #TrumpTariffs

Enjoying that 10% tariff, Britain? Just think of it as the price of democracy! Meanwhile, Trump’s other favourite countries seem to have avoided it entirely, American's are enjoying their Vodka tarrif free - Huzzah! It's weird how that works. #TrumpTariffs #Russmerica

I had a discussion with GROK about Musk, free speech, and his motives.

Today has rotten vibes. Israel blowing up children again. Conor McGregor (a dangerous migrant) warning of the evils of dangerous migration. Tories trying to win the Battle of the Donors by throwing climate policy into a furnace. Might go back to bed.

When the government slashes disability benefits to save £5bn while taxpayers fork out £11bn to top up low wages, it's clear: the real winners are the shareholders luxuriating in their dividends. Time to rethink who’s truly benefiting from these policies. #EconomicJustice #CorporateWelfare #PIP

How is there money to subsidise businesses that underpay their staff but none to help disabled people survive? Asking for literally everyone who isn’t a billionaire. #PIP #Labour #LizKendall

Koba from Gangs of London looks so much like Bruno Tonioli that I can't take his character seriously 😂

It is important to share this. X seems to be suppressing information about it. The whistleblowers include CEOs from major silicone valley companies as well as prominent figures in the civil service. If true Musk's aim, in no surprise to anyone, is to take over the US Government. #DarkEnlightenment

Trump has signed an executive order to get rid of the Department of Education. Congress has to approve it, but it’s Republican-led, I don’t see them stopping it. States are going to be responsible for their own education, and the differences in what kids are taught in America are going to be huge.

Some of the many reasons that the US is now an unreliable ally to the UK. We must cut ties. Over the years, various incidents have raised concerns about Donald Trump's potential connections to Russia, suggesting he may have been influenced knowingly or unknowingly. Notable examples include: #Trump

Prince Harry took on the Murdoch press and won—talk about a plot twist! His dad said it was a "suicide mission", his brother settled quietly, Harry said, “Hold my crown.” Not only did he demand accountability, he also got it. Who knew the spare would show the heir how it’s done? #GoodKingHarry

Is it ok that an elected member of the UK parliament is in the USA celebrating a found rapist and convicted felon? I don't think so. x.com/SuellaBraver...

Pretend that we’re living in Nigel’s dreamland where Labour bans chats in pubs. I'd be for it if it stops Farage holding court. Let’s also ban brass bands, coasters, pints, political pontificating & awkward patriotism - as well as his entirely imagined victimhood - anything for Farage-free zones!

Dear BlueSkyers. Sadly I'm getting many reports of scammers pretending to be me here, incl messaging people with 'investments' . Pls share/help me spread word that, as you know, THIS IS MY ONLY BLUE SKY account (proved as my handle is an official MoneySavingExpert one). All others are scams

State of the world: 🔥. State of me: 😶. State of my bed: 🛌 (occupied). Tried to get out of bed today, but depression whispered, 'Nah, the world’s a mess; stay horizontal.' Anyone else finding the duvet’s the last line of defence against everything?

I fear there is deep truth here.

In the next episode of Game of Groans: Zuckerberg bends the knee, promising to dig up old posts, bury inconvenient truths & rank Trump's posts as 'historical truths', to honour the regime. Meanwhile, Musk demands an edit button for reality itself in a memo approved by King Trump of Mar-a-Lago.

Wait - isn't @elonmusk African? Surely, the perfectly sane and balanced Musk couldn't be referring to skin colour instead? And the IRA? Are you for fucking real? At what point does someone cross into becoming a serious risk to UK national security? #ElonMusk

It's almost as if highly qualified scientists know what they're talking about. #ClimateCrisis www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Parallel universes must be wild—imagine an X where discussions aren't gravitationally pulled into Elon Musk's event horizon. Too bad we're stuck in this singularity.

In the quantum realm called X, every tweet exists in a superposition: both about Elon Musk and... well, still about Elon Musk. Observation collapses the wavefunction to Musk. @elonmusk #QuantumElon

Vaccines saved my life, but at what cost? Andrew Tate’s balding brilliance and rodent royalty vibes are out of reach now. A true tragedy. #VaccinatedAndAlone

“Coming over here… doing all our ketamine”

Reform MPs demanding deportations without due process echoes fascist tactics, ignoring justice and human dignity. History warns us—Nazi Germany expelled Jews arbitrarily, laying groundwork for atrocities. Skipping scrutiny paves the way for abuses of power, targeting the vulnerable with impunity.🧵

The drones in New Jersey - my guesses are pigeons in hi-vis vests or a misunderstood Banksy project. Secret military tech, alien tourists, or just the world’s poshest Deliveroo trial? Your guess is as good as mine.

We are just Germany in the 1930s instead of blaming Jews we are blaming migrants. But they aren't responsible for Austerity, Brexit or the profiteering crisis.

In reality, none of this matters. We're all human, regardless of skin tone or belief. Many Muslims share the same values, hopes, and dreams as anyone else—there’s more that unites us than divides us. That said - 🧵

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

Land stolen, rights stripped, and walls raised high—how do we blame Palestinians for their outrage? My condemnation of Israel’s government stems from its policies, not bigotry. Anti-Semitism has no place here, I reject the weaponisation of such accusations to suppress truth. 🧵

Echoes of the Tribe - by me. We rose from the dust with a spark in our eyes, Yet still we wage wars under shimmering skies. With flags and with faith, we draw tribal lines, Forgetting the planet, its cries, and its signs.

If only Louise Haigh had repeatedly kicked her partner… Or been arrested for numerous sexual assault charges Or been found to have frequently bullied her staff Then maybe she’d still be in her position.

Ketamine for "clarity" Musky? Try sleep instead Mr Space oddity, techno tyrant, neuro-narcissist Megalomusk. Don't use ket to expand your mind - try a mug of cocoa and a Nytol. Mate, are you off to Mars or Rehab? Either way, you're a public health warning. #MuskMadness #KetamineAndMarsBars #DeadX

📽 Just finished watching Blitz on Apple TV, and I’m in awe. Steve McQueen’s portrayal of wartime London is spellbinding. It captures the grit, fear, and raw humanity behind the headlines of the "Blitz spirit." It's a deeply moving masterpiece that brings untold stories to the forefront. 🧵 #Blitz

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.

- a quarter of all England’s farmland belongs to just 2,500 owners - 20 dukes own a million acres of Britain "most of this country is owned by people like the Duke of Westminster, who has 129,000 acres and a £10billion fortune", says @guyshrubsole.bsky.social www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

This. This is why the media are relentless in their attacks. So when you see an article saying "Labour told a candidate to stand down" etc, remember there is a very decent chance it's a pack of lies.

This is huge. The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries 👇 www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...

It’s maddening when sexist ‘banter’ and inappropriate behaviour are dismissed as harmless or responses labelled ‘over the top.’ Coming from those with influence, this normalises disrespect and inequality, fuelling a bigger cultural problem we can’t ignore. #GreggWallace

While Facebook is pushing every Instagram user to Threads, and Twitter is desperately trying to shore up its collapsing user base, Bluesky is picking up steam — currently nearly 24 million users — because people actually enjoy using it. Go figure.

Christmas is up - half of our decorations are homemade this year.... house smells of cinnamon and other lovely spices 🎄🤶🍊

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖

It took me ages to work out that this man wasn't floating on a mobility scooter outside my house... but merely an advertisement on the side of a van.

I’m just amusing myself by replying to all the scam messages I get—sometimes up to 10 an hour at its worst. Giving ridiculous answers is one of the best ways to spot the scammers. Here’s another one for you to report and block if you want to! #SpotTheBot

On days when it feels like I can barely get out from under the duvet, I remember: Cats. They're lovely. Here's Goose & Jasper sharing a bed, while Happy & Juniper hog the hot pipes. No matter how tough things get, these four always make me feel like the luckiest person alive. #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats

Please feel free to report this 'Orthopaedic surgeon' who works for the UN and moonlights as a romance scammer.

🧵 Yesterday was full of exciting conversations on politics and balance, but today? It’s one of those duvet-clinging, very low days. I’m not ignoring the chats or struggling with the topics—I’m just struggling with me and a crippling low mood. #MentalHealth