tfw I did something really cool at work and can’t talk about it

:3

SURPRISE I just paid first months rent

I am going to open a gift shop in 2024

lol

soooo excited for the kiddos to lose their shit over the snow in the morning 😭☃️

so wild to me how many organizations have internal red teams. just saw a red team position at fucking chewy. THE PET FOOD RETAILER

1920s Radio Operator Valentine’s card 💌

Literally the most wholesome experience at The Fabric Company today, you can shop retail (in their warehouse!!!) all of the employees are just amazing locals that are super passionate about quilting

fun little finding today: found ssh creds in a public repo and was able to bypass sbin/nologin by port forwarding, then send internal emails and reach other internal devices

babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your officially licensed animal crossing caprisun pouches

kind of mind boggling to consider the diversity of regional American accents in only two hundred years

no thoughts only vibes

last year’s snow 🥹

I once had to explain to a legal team three times why I wasn’t redacting the ip address 10.10.0.10, still tickles me to think about

Blows my mind that people are playing with their kids for less than fifteen minutes a day 🤯 do they play by themselves all day!!!

there’s a kids consignment shop near me that does BOGO books on Wednesdays, I stock up for my little free library there - the past couple of times I’ve randomly picked up rare-ish books that I’ve been able to resell for enough that I don’t lose a lot of money buying the neighborhood kids good books

happy new year 😋

googled the book a woman recommended to me at the playground earlier (I was reading a parenting book) and 👀 GIRL

obsessed with my new shirt

when I get bored/tired of working I say everything that I’m doing out loud in a Toad voice 😅 I’m sure it would be incredibly jarring to a bystander “mget file” “that’s not the right IP”

Merry Christmas, shitter was full!

keep thinking about an extremely short first person story detailing floating through the vastness of space multivac style (isolating, empty) until your Nintendo DS StreetPass light flashes green

I’ve been sobbing over Leo’s death in The Great for the last two hours

Personal favorite Asimov 👾 https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thelastq.html

Forgot how many quilts I made last year until I dug this out of my fabrics! Please have babies so that I can quilt more

I'm very passionate about educating & helping others to. Though I'm very bad at hyping my class where you can learn 1st hand from me on how to help others too.😁 See you at @defcon.bsky.social https://training.defcon.org/products/simulated-adversary-tactics-tools-training-2-400

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Made a modern fairy door for my free library 📚

tiny hands on tiny pancakes 🥞

Countdown to DEFCON 31’s Social Engineering Community Vishing Contest! 🔒 It begins in just over a month! The contestants have their objectives and are diving into their OSINT reports. And the scoreboard is live! se.community/scoreboards/

me, as a junior programmer: i do hope i write something useful one day! wouldn't it be cool if people used my stuff!! me now: i hope someone sees this line of code and regrets their life choices. i hope this code emits psychic damage. i hope this code ends up memorialised in office folklore

just saw across the spider-verse and they had no right to make Oscar Isaac’s animated character so sexy

sitting at LaGuardia for the next three hours & going to go absolutely batshit the next time they play New York by Frank Sinatra

Learned some very important German yesterday - computer sind schieße

overheard someone say “I work with android because I fucking hate android” and I’ve never felt more seen

Congrats to the moms

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made some stickers to hand out as conference season approaches :)

Americans will use anything but the metric system

reading list for the next 18 hours 🙌

wake up babe new TLDs dropped

mommy? 💇🏻‍♀️