Nice argument, however I have already portrayed myself as the calm chocolate, and you as the depressed chilli

😢😢😢

The bus driver is making me ride up front with him, something about wanting "to savor every moment of our time together".. he's talking about how he can go fast if he wants to but isn't afraid to take it slow

favorite kfc burn down,. finally try new location.. chicken pink raw,. however taste very good..

Sup

Devastating announcement: one of my earphones is wayy quieter than the other

At the Tesco Direct today, they have now officially announced the long-waited, highly rumoured, Tesco Mobile 2. This time, the SIM-card is even smaller, and the phones give off a potent smell.

I am no longer looking to become a become a game developer. So here are a few of my ideas in case anyone else want to carry on my dream 👇

Pizza, burger, hot dog, spaghetti, ice cream, taco

:3

Saw a dog today

(Warning: dark) Development in ai has allowed scientists to take a glimpse into the grim future. The people of 2050 will no longer have water, it will be replaced by rocks and lights and they will. Drink it. And instead of baths we will sit... in rocks. Chilling

Someone stole the big zapfish i think, maybe. I havnt played splatoon in like 7 years sorry

They built that big tower from splatoon in real life and nobody told me. ok?

So guys, what's the plan?

Happy Wednesday

I don't want to give too much away, but someone on the inside told me there is going to be a new fortnite skin soon...

heyy

Boomers who post this sort of thing unironically to Facebook should go to jail. I will not be elaborating further.

Twitter but Twitter but awesome I mean X X if it but awesome if it was good