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Why is it Donald ducking it

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Watching the Jordan stream where he yells about the onion and man is he a difficult person to watch, just so much rambling yelling.

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

When I see an article like this all I can think of is "buff dust"

I seem to remember my uni putting up a poster in the library referring to students as customers. It's not students that created the consumer culture in universities.

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic (Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes) #simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Making your Unknown Armies players check that their objective is SMART

@bullypulpithq.bsky.social Is fiasco 2nd edition now out of print? At least for the physical version?

Klaus is about a toy maker ascending to the invisible clergy

Why would you get Geordi "parasocial relationship" La Forge to watch someone's personal logs

Not my cat but from a group I'm in gofund.me/2f850df69

Two legs good, no legs better

“Traditional” Italian cuisine is derived from American recipes that were imported in the 1950s, which got this professor in a lot of trouble when he dared point this out. amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/a...

Learning how King Stephen turned out as a king has enhanced my enjoyment of this cadfael book

London's mudlarks at war: feuds, fights and slurs on the shoreline. It's a Bank Holiday so for one day only, I'm making this brilliant piece by @susborne.bsky.social free to read. There's also an experimental one day flash sale for the first 25 people! www.londoncentric.media/p/london-mud...

They named themselves after the one material that melts under pressure

Haunted house story where the ghost stops trying to scare the new owner off because they're actually pretty good at DIY.

Re reading the science of discworld books has made me realise how formative reading them as a teenager was

'If you would seek war, prepare for war.’” “I believe, my lord, the saying is ‘If you would seek peace, prepare for war,’” Leonard ventured. Vetinari put his head on one side and his lips moved as he repeated the phrase to himself. Finally he said, “No, no. I just don’t see that one at all.' -Jingo

In retrospect it's weird that I haven't read or watched watership down but have read the short book of their rabbit mythology

Tom Tenney is a veteran comics artists. He's got COPD and his family is facing eviction. (they're also struggling to afford his medication and buy food.) If you can help, please do. gofundme.com/f/emergency-donations-for-veteran-marvel-artist-thomas-tenney

So Zuckerberg named his product from a book that predicted him being a dipshit

Sod it. I haven't done a Columbothon in a while. Reply with: - A screengrab of a donation of goods/cash (ANY amount) to PAWS - Name of an actor of your choice. I will give you a fake plot summary of a Columbo episode in which they are the murderer. Reskeet to spread the word. Kitties need food.

Dr cox is going to be so mad

Really enjoyed "The people's joker"

Boris Johnson: "let the bodies hit the floor" Kier Starmer: "disgusting, when those bodies could have been used as cost effective pothole filler material"

Riker about to get that good they/them fibrous husk

#proofofcat #twofurredauthentication

I think he could get rid of Trump by pulling an Astfgl on him. Promote him to CEO of America and let him do a daily newscast to no one.

My jam? Pumped

What the fuck is this ad from hulls Labour Party? Racist wank.

This has been top of my wishlist for ages because gunpoint and heat signature are so good, so I think this a sign to definitely get it with the gift card I was given.

Batman remake where the penguin is Feathers McGraw

Humphrey Smith is a very, very odd man. Glad someone finally wrote about him. He's notoriously litigious so has escaped coverage for years. Fantastic piece. www.theguardian.com/news/2024/de...

BLANKSWORD, our Roguelike RPG where you can customize your own brain and play as an Angel fighting against a tyrannical God, is considering turning to crowdfunding! We'd like to get an idea of our reach - please share & relay this post if you would like to see us on Kickstarter :] 💖

"You can't just go around killing people!" "Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm. "What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?" "I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly.

Hedgehog episode of the infinite monkey cage they start talking about how they're faster than you expect, and no one made a sonic joke.

Sonic deflation

Gunpoint and heat signature are both on sale store.steampowered.com/app/206190/G...