Lakshmi is Slay. Lakshmi is Intense Slay.

Fuck yeah! Final Fantasy XIV on the shitter!

[asking the organizer of the furry con jerk sesh about their 'sona] you're telling me a crab ran this goon

The only ethical consumption is tuberculosis.

I HATE MY BRAIN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

What’s the best $350 Monitor I can purchase on Amazon? Preferably 4K and GSync, no preference on curve versus flat, bigger is always better but not required. Needs to be Amazon because it was a gift card from work.

Trump got owned by the Pope. Call that an Inquisition.

Spend some time in Bottom California Los Bangele Slam Diago Fill-your-bum Santa Anus Santa Manicunt Cunter City Hollyboner Furbank Riverbackside Anaheiny San Bernafuckboy Buena Pork Garden Groin Bustin

Ok, got my Disney moment. Front desk staff helped me mail some postcards to my parents as souvenirs. When I asked about postage, he said it was “On The Mouse” ^^

Space Mountain in a kilt Breezy

The great thing about going to a friends bachelors trip this weekend is we’re digging up old photos of us long since though lost. Like here’s an incredibly grainy Kane circa 2006.

I like this view better ^^

And the Beast World art wall grows.

I've never been shaken to my emotional core with such beauty By a commercial for a calculator. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTwE...

Not an April Fools Joke. This video is genuinely entertaining, and I’m now subsided to Jeopardy on YouTube. youtu.be/_sQz0TyU7cE

Now let’s all rise for the National Anthem. youtu.be/eMXekO_Rk3g

Fucking Pokopia got my ass

Considering making an alt-sona named “F–G”

I like how fiber keeps me regular, but making it into a habit is hard for my brain. The joys of being a faggot with ADHD

Got to go to Furry Night @ CCs tonight and WOOO! All the sexy yes ^^

In the post credits scene, Fox McCloud will fly Mario into some sort of Video game worm hole and come out in Hyrule. Link will be shown on silhouette. Cut to Black.

Hey @laurakbuzz.bsky.social @commandersterling.bsky.social Have you tried Pokopia using Mouse controls? Or were either of you like me and didn’t know it was supported till this morning?

Hey do you like Slay the Spire but also board games, or do you miss the Slay the Spire board game Kickstarter the first time it came around? Go. Buy. It is good. www.kickstarter.com/projects/con...

Buy Tunic Play Tunic Just do it.

Oh I didn’t fucking put that link their BlueSky don’t fuck with me.

I propose the portmanteau Fat-Assbulous.

Hey you guys, Wouldnt it be funny if we got together and helped raise money for my mother @boacoomi.bsky.social to get her a Switch 2 for her birthday? Wouldnt that be HILARIOUS!? 👀 throne.com/boacoomi/ite...

“Birthday Cake” as a flavor is just White People as a flavor. Not Vanilla, not Cream Soda, “Birthday Cake”

Who do I need to pay to make this dance into an emote in FFXIV and how much because I’M WILLING!

Residents Evil Characters sound cooler when there middle name is “Motherfucking”

Austin Power 1. A Classic of American Cinema.

Repost with your favorite Pokemon FUCK YOU IT'S PIPLUP!

Unironically use a phone call pod in the office ✅

A Smoking Jacket is just a waist high bathrobe.

*firing a few shots into the air to keep the property values down* Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics, filth is my life!

All y'all should play Bravely Default. It's a good game!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY JUST SHADOWDROPPED BRAVELY DEFAULT ON STEAM WHAT THE FUCK store.steampowered.com/app/2833580/...

(Unrelated to the last post) The term I was looking for was Sardonic.

Raise your hand if you know what 10-4 means?

A real “SCRAMBLE ZE FAIRIES!!” kinda moment.

Thank you @ziamacmarten.bsky.social www.tumblr.com/high-quality...

I have made Agua Fresca de Jamaica and I'm super proud and it turned out quite refreshing ^^

lol, thanks Trump

ADHD had an idea and oh no now I've got 76 image files sitting on my computer waiting to be distributed. Thanks deathgenerator.com @foone.bsky.social ! #FFXIV