It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

Saka!!! Now get the kid on!!! #arsenal

Wow. This is very powerful.

I’m pretty sure that the Emirates was built on top of a haunted pet cemetery or something. #arsenal

I think it’s crazy how so much of the online fanbase has already determined Gyok is a bust. This isn’t FIFA.

All the Martinelli haters… sit down. #arsenal

Sure xenomorphs are scary… but they don’t hold a candle to the nightmare fuel that is the “octo-eye” of #alienearth

You know what the Arsenal needs to make it a 10/10 transfer window? A new left back. Berta: “hold my beer.”

Someone light a candle for Havertz, please.

Terrible news about Palace’s European adventure today. If true, shame on UEFA for their double standards. #cpfc #uefa

Rawr. Rrawwwr grrwrarr rwarrr roooooaaarwwwer left side rwaaaawwr gggwwaaarr rwar losing rawarrr stagnate attacking rawwwarrr seasons over rwaaar gwwwwar fuck this! Sums up the mood today. #chill #arsenal

I’m happy that Rob Holding is going to Colorado so he can finally live his fantasy of being an American cowboy.

Excited for Berta to approach Newcastle with an offer of 120,000,001£ #arsenal #isak

I didn’t think it could get much worse than sprinklely-salt-meat-wanker guy being on the pitch after the World Cup. But no surprise FIFA can find new levels of low. Odious. #cwc

I think I understand what the issue with Madueke is. He’s not a left back.

The Palace news is really disappointing. If i’m a player for them I’m incredibly pissed off. #cpfc

@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social goodly morning. To my horror during the US v Mex “Gold” cup final, the substitutions were sponsored by Yerba Mate. Im sure this will come to the EPL soon. So who would you like as the first substitution sponsor for the Prem? Wrong answers only. #arsecastextra

Sorry #usmnt but if you want to win trophies you shouldn’t hire a manager from the Totenham. #spursy

I am convinced that Alexi Lalas is the worst thing to ever happen to US soccer. #goldcup #usmnt

I listen to the @arsenalvisionpodcast.com transfer daily, mostly just to check in on Eliot’s mental health. After yesterday’s episode, I’m convinced he’s going to spend his vacation rocking back and forth muttering “dead end” and “cul de sac” to himself.

Best news of the transfer season

Oh Canada…

The 2026 World Cup is giving strong 1933 Berlin Olympics vibes.

Thomas Frank is a great manager. But the weight of the Totenham with crush him. Levy will never give him the time he needs. I hope he’s smart enough to say “no way”

Merino! Wow, what a player.

With the transfer market open and rumors heating up, Arsenal are set to sign… a scout. Seems juuuuuuust a bit late, guys. www.nytimes.com/athletic/640...

That’s because nobody cares about the CWC. There is zero promotion here in the states. There is zero word of mouth. Nobody wanted this tournament. www.nytimes.com/athletic/640...

Love this

The older I get the more I believe that weekends need a weekend.

Thanks to everyone who is posting about the Arsenal celebrations! As a Gooner in the states it’s not only amazing to see but also gives a great connection to the club. Have many many drinks for me!

As much as I’d love to see Newcastle tumble out of the CL spots… …I just can’t deal with the emotional rollercoaster that would come with a summer of Isak speculation.

Get in!!!! Congrats Arsenal!

Blackstanius!!!!! She’s looked such a threat since she came on. Massive. 1-nil to the Arsenal!

Great first half. We’ve done well to cancel out Barca’s attack. Opportunities are there to get in behind on the flanks. We looked a bit gassed toward the end of the half. Massive 45 coming up. Got to dig deep. Let’s go Gunners! #arsenal

Let’s go Gunners!!!!!!!

The real losers of the Europa League final is everyone who had to watch that dross. Oh, and Man Utd.

I need Opta to double check, but this game must set a record for fielding the most punchable faces in a cup final.

This game is being played like it’s #16 vs #17 in the Prem.

So after much deliberation, I am hoping Utd lose tonight. It would cause chaos at that club. I am so there for that. An added bonus would be another season on Angeball. #elcrapico #totmun #europaleague

I’d like to file a missing person report. Ethan Nwaneri, last seen April 29, 2025. If found, please return to North London. #arsenal

We need to change things up. We look totally gassed. #arsenal

RICE!!!! Take a bow, son! #arsenal

Our midfield knows there’s a game today, right? Or did they stay out drinking too late last night at Union Chapel? Hope Super Mik has another halftime rocket in him. #arsenal

Today is a great reminder that sometimes good things happen in sport. Congrats #cpfc !! We’re all eagles tonight. 🔴🔵

Henderson you lucky lucky boy.

Let’s gooooooo! Ezzzeeeeee!! 🔴🔵 #crymnc #facup

Neither manager is wearing a suit?! *clutches pearls* #facup #crymnc

If Odegaard recovers his form when he comes back next season it’ll be like a new signing.

Gabi Gooooooool!

The real question is, if Arsenal say “no.” Will he listen?