15th April, appearing at Doghouse Comedy, Hatfield. Show 8pm #comedy #standup

Ello #PortfolioDay, I am Nick Bryan, writer of darkly funny genre comics about sad folk trying their best, including Courier Z, SoulD, Death of a Necromancer and more. Always up for writing more, or if anyone wants to publish the existing work, that too. See more here: bindings.app/shelf/5Wt3WcJh

12:25hrs When you sell your first ticket in 61 hours. Feeling like I'm on the cusp of something enormous here... Tickets to my work in progress 'The SMALL Stuff' available @ app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress #comedy #standup #funny #standupcomedy #workinprogress #London

Saturday 18th April Appearing at Bearcat Comedy Club Tickets dub.sh/eOch7mJ #comedy #Twickenham #standupcomedy #funny #comedian #standup

22:14hrs April

When you haven't sold a single ticket for 48 hours. #comedy #workinprogress

09:45hrs There was a lot of audio in that stretch.

Monday. It's spring. The sun is out. My back is fortified with Deep Heat. A neighbour has assured me the window cleaner doesn't need to come inside the flat this week, so I don't need to worry about persuading them into (fresh out the pack) latex overshoe protectors. The world is ok right now.

A tribute to the understated persona in an EXTROVERTED world - because sometimes, the greatest tragedy of all is just being perceived. 20th April, 7pm, The Bread and Roses Theatre, Clapham. Tickets app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress #comedy #standup #comedian #London

20:03hrs I have my first curtains since 2010. Just getting used to drawing them after years of pulling or twisting blinds, which I've never been a fan of. Just went for a sinister-handed pulling of the curtains. It felt good.

17:35hrs When you keep checking your ticket sales. #comedy #standup #comedian #workinprogress

09:56hrs That pear was outrageously good. Probably the best of the year so far. I'll be talking about it for the rest of the day. To myself, of course.

The workman wasn't having the latex overshoes so it's socks on the ladder for them.

13:12hrs Awaiting the imminent arrival of my first visitors to the flat this year. OCDs on high alert.

My tech guy, who was late, and is always late, sorting out the camera before Wednesday's show. If I was late for something, adding to the pre-show stress of doing my first hour, I would've maintained a lower and more serious profile initially, before transitioning into the giggling. #comedy

A tribute to the understated persona in an EXTROVERTED world - because sometimes, the greatest tragedy of all is just being perceived. 20th April, 7pm, The Bread and Roses Theatre, Clapham. Tickets app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress #comedy #standup #comedian #London

That moment you realise that asking your neighbour to vet the window cleaner’s willingness to wear latex overshoe protectors, provided by me, was, perhaps, a mistake. #comedy #standup #funny #comedian #standupcomedy #workinprogress

Anyone here use WhatsApp web and having difficulties with (to me) the maddening audio notifications? Every option is turned off and yet the audio still comes through. Is there a fix other than muting the browser tab? I have tried numerous options and WhatsApp (AI) hasn't been able to resolve it.

When you hear back from the window cleaner and he tells you he will not be removing his shoes inside your flat when he's cleaning the inside of your windows. So I'm having to choose between clear windows or clean carpets. Clean carpets every time. #comedy

Channelling ticket sales. The next date for my 1hr work in progress 'The SMALL Stuff' is 20 April at 7pm, Bread & Roses Theatre in Clapham. Tickets app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress #comedy #standup #LDN #comedian

'The SMALL Stuff' finally debuted tonight. Pic: Mark Moloney #comedy #standup #funny #comedian #standupcomedy #Ldn

Well I definitely haven't sold out tonight. Well done Freddie Gibbs. I assume he's got some kids rustling up fancy reels for him. #comedy #standup

"We go again." 2 of 135 Brighton Fringe tickets sold. Incidentally, my first post of 2026 in shorts. #comedy #standup

If we're still here tomorrow, I have some great news. Wednesday is #buyastrangerabook day! People buy each other books cos they want to and they're ace. It'll kick off at a little after midday (GMT). Books not Bombs www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...

11:53hrs Is there a south London bus out there that DOESN'T smell of weed?

09:10hrs Breakthrough. A 30th ticket sold. That's another £3.50 I need to declare to HMRC. What a ride. First show tonight. Tickets in pinned post. I'm going to remove my retainer now before drinking my electrolytes. #comedy #standup #comedian #funny #standupcomedy

The peak years.

10:00hrs On the cusp of a 30th ticket sale. I haven't felt this excited since the night before I made my First Holy Communion. I wish you could all feel what I'm feeling right now. Tickets app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #SW4 #Clapham

08:44hrs This new pillow transition is, currently, going a bit more smoothly than February's one that resulted in those front sleeper pillows being returned on the back of coming to the conclusion that in these years of deeply troubled sleep, I have probably morphed into more of a side sleeper.

22:21hrs Muttering. Unusually for me, in my own accent.

20:43hrs Porridge sweats.

20:39hrs Porridge sweats.

I'll concede that this story is slightly bigger than the fact that today I've sold 4 (FOUR - insert exclamation mark) seats to my show. Ticket link in pinned post. #standup #comedy

A tribute to the understated persona in an EXTROVERTED world - because sometimes, the greatest tragedy of all is just being perceived. My hour-long standup work in progress debuts this Wednesday 8th April in #Ldn Tickets available @ app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress #comedy

Anyone else having a recurring issue the last week or two loading Bluesky on their PC browser? #bluesky

I am selling 1 ticket every 22.15 hours. What an adventure. Tickets in pinned post. #comedy #Ldn #standup

Easter Sunday. Christ has risen. Unlike my ticket sales.

I've had a few birthdays fall on Easter Sunday, not this year thankfully. I've always felt that Easter was the League (Carabao) Cup of the religious and cultural festivals, with Christmas being the League and New Year's Eve (my least favourite day of the year), the FA Cup.

I’m in @the-independent.com again. Sort of. #60IsTheNew60 www.independent.co.uk/life-style/m...

18:30hrs An incredible development. The first ticket sale in four days. It's an Easter miracle. Tickets in pinned post. #comedy #standup

A forensic analysis of life's daily agonies. Just four days to go until my 1hr work in progress show debuts. Tickets: app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress #comedy #Ldn

This really set my OCDs off. A guy sees a bag on the kerb and then says, “I thought it might be full of coins and took it inside using both my hands because of its weight. I took it upstairs and put it on my bed and opened the bag up. I could not believe my eyes.” HE PUT THE BAG ON HIS BED...

The SMALL stuff that isn't so SMALL. An interview I've done on the inspiration behind my debut hour #comedy show next month and my route from fronting late night radio to being on stage. I could've used 'journey' but that's so w**ky. breadandrosestheatre.co.uk/news/the-sma... #standup #Ldn

You can follow my Instagram page for all my comedy stuff @ instagram.com/@1607westegg #instagram #comedy

10:34hrs I have sold twice as many tickets as Jesus had Disciples. This isn't actually good. As things stand, Jesus would've had one more Disciple than I will have audience members at the second show. Ticket link in pinned post. #comedy #standup

One ticket away from selling A QUARTER of the seats. Be part of a modern day Easter miracle. 'The SMALL Stuff'. Ticket link in pinned post. #comedy #Ldn

'Master of the Minutiae' My comedy hour debuts on 8th and 20th April at The Bread and Roses Theatre in Clapham. Tickets app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress #comedy #Ldn #funny #standup #clapham #SW4