Updated! I don't think "knowing what you want" is exclusive to tops. Bottoms have that too. And i DO firmly believe in after care, so tagged that in

Dude, i am always all over the place with these! Included a blank one. I am curious if people perceive me differently

Your lips barely graze my ear as you whisper the most praiseful filth. My wrists are bound behind me and I can feel you hard, nestled along the line of arm. I want to grip you, but you are gripping me. Hard, deliciously bruising. Your thumbs flick, fingers tweak, and my body flows into the pleasure.

Somebody liked something from the archives and I think it warrants a repost. I've nonidea how people find some of them, but for the record, I don't get weirded out if you check the Smut History and repost. But only the erotica, please.

🧊 Spotted in Polk County, Florida Attention folks in Polk county Florida, if you are Hispanic especially keep your ass home. 🧊 has been spotted all over Polk county especially around construction sites. Keep your ass home.

Hunted from both sides of the law, Jessa is a hacker in hiding. Once the secrets come out, not everyone will end up on the same side they started on. 📚 Code Name: Phoenix by Luna Kayne ✓ Available wide and FREE on Kobo Plus

Don't you just love dancing to Gherkin? He is such a Vlassic!

*taps on head* Wakey wakey, gotta work and you haven't written much smut lately. What's going on in there? In there:

Today, I experienced a wee personal rapture. No, not that. Not yet. I had a magnificent stuffed artichoke. Lemon buttery wine breadcrumbs with a good 'choke- No, not like that; hard limit. Soooo good.

From the makers of I can’t believe it’s not butter comes I don’t think these are medical professionals and I’m pretty sure this isn’t real life

In today's show, we're talking with Dr. Sarah Hill about how estrogen and progesterone affect women’s sexual desire and behavior throughout the menstrual cycle and why this is important for women and their partners to understand. www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/podcast...

Facts. One of the best sounds

Can I have a gold star? I did adulting today, including phone calls to make doctor appointments.

I know working on one's relationship with plesure can be a tough one. If the topic resonates or you're curious, give a listen. I always find this podcast to be warm, insightful, and engaging.

🔄 if you like my voice 🥹

I would love to hit 1.5k followers this month soooo here's me and a little snapshot of my audio content in the thread below. Would really appreciate a share and a follow 🥹

Man. Fucking hell. Like. In general. Fuck. Come the fuck on. 🙃🙃🙃

So, thought I'd read a little, be asleep by 10:30. 300 pages later the storyis finished and now i sleep? Still want back scritches.

I think it is aa crash night, tho 10ish is respectable. Now who is up for momentary cuddles? Besides the cat. Momentary because this bish gets toasty and i need to have a cool side of the bed. And room for cat. Kisses, sleepy murnurs, soothing back scritches. Yeah. That would be nice.

😉

The list of shops to visit in Naples is growing. There is one souvenier that I MUST come home with. I've been cackling for the last half hour

Note to self: after work, write the smutty story in your head and post it! It seems like it will be too long for a thread.

Nothing like wearing a very naughty bra while working from home

Italy in January? Signs are pointing toward yes.

She collapsed to the bed gasping, and he followed, but carefully so as not to crush her. He shivered as an after pulse squeezed around his spent cock. He kissed her neck, her shoulders, licked the salt of her sweat. She felt his smile at her purrs and moans. He slipped from her as he moved down. >

It ain't always easy to write consent into a piece of ravishment #erotica, but this #AudioPorn by @jmseaborn.bsky.social is, I think, a really excellent example of how to do it... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/wishlis...

Don't mind me, just a little reposting blitz while i decide what to write today. It is still early, and a thunderstorm is rumbling. Think I'll snooze on it a bit

That's it, sweet thing. Bury your tongue. I love how you moan when my flavor flows over your tastebuds but I need to cum. Don't worry, if you do a good job there will be plenty to lick from your palm & fingers. Growl when I tug your hair, pulling your mouth to where I need you most. I like that too.

You couldn't hold the moan, doll, so I'll have to hold it for you. You don't want everyone hearing how you enjoy our host fucking you while my fingers are on your needy clit? Or do you? My hand barely muffled that groan. Do you want them to watch? To use you? What does that orgasm mean, doll?

He'd kissed his way up each thigh. The press of his lips, flick of his tongue, nip of his teeth were followed by his caressing hands guiding her legs up and open. "Luscious. Every inch." He settled into his space, those hands at her breasts, ready to play- later. First, he needed to feast on her.

She rose on tiptoes in desperate urgency to give him better access to the arousal pulsing between her thighs. Her legs trapped in bunched fabric drew a growl of rising frustration. She needed to spread, to open, to hook a leg over his shoulder. He just laughed and suckled her clit sweetly. #W1PP

Standing, arms tied above her head, she writhed in his cruel, twisting grip. He cupped and lifted her tits so he could sooth each nipple with his tongue- before twisting them again. When he pulled a rattling handful of clothespins from the bag, drool and a muffled moan slipped past ballgag. #W1PP

(Whispers) We have too many small random pour Fugu, let me give you one for free.

UK users! I have done a more successful redirect on the #AudioPorn so instead of a broken play button, now you get a spiel about the #OnlineSafetyAct and a discount code for Patreon. If you've got time, test here (ADULT CONTENT) and lmk if you don't hear the msg www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/

Alrighty then, I'll play. Whaddya think?

Hi. It me.

I think I may like my men as I like my chai: hot, a little sweet, definitely spicy,and make it dirty. I am on a dirty chai kick. That shot of espresso ki ks it up so nicely.

Gahhhhhhh! Too. Busy!

This turn the other cheek and be the bigger person is bullshit. Fuck outta here with that mess.

Standing, arms tied above her head, she writhed in his cruel, twisting grip. He cupped and lifted her tits so he could sooth each nipple with his tongue- before twisting them again. When he pulled a rattling handful of clothespins from the bag, drool and a muffled moan slipped past ballgag. #W1PP

A favorite musician is coming to town. Even with presale access, ticketbastard shut me out. Had a line for a ticket. $400, instead of the $483 stubhub is selling. Just can't justify $400 for a single concert ticket. Unless... should Inset up my Ko-fi again? Or a cashapp? (Kidding, not kidding)

The strength of your grip was deliciously bruising. Your mouth suckled hard on my nipple; your teeth grazing it before shifting to my right breast. Both hands groped my tits while you sucked and bit as my need ratched up. My hips lifted, needing to be fucked, desire making my clit throb. >

Maybe we just stay in today. Maybe we just cuddle up on the couch under a blanket with something on tv, hands buried in laps, my face against your neck planting kisses while you groan praises in my ear. Just slowly grinding into each others touch until one of us ends up pinned to the cushions.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana,Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains I'll give you two.

She rose on tiptoes in desperate urgency to give him better access to the arousal pulsing between her thighs. Her legs trapped in bunched fabric drew a growl of rising frustration. She needed to spread, to open, to hook a leg over his shoulder. He just laughed and suckled her clit sweetly. #W1PP

Does anyone have any insight into Niteflirt? Now that school is done, I think it could be fun and be an economic boost. Plus, I give good voice 😈

“Lower body deodorants” are now a thing and they must be stopped! For the love of all that is holy and good, just wash! inews.co.uk/opinion/men-...

I painted my nails, aren't they pretty? 😈 Toy: Splendid dual density (large) by @uberrimedildos.bsky.social

The downside of being back on the reading train is the "I'm almost done." "One more chapter" Then it's after 1 and you have to be out of bed by 6 at the latest. Oops. Again.