Went to a beat.

Oh the way I was practicing bear face grimace in 2016. Oh the way social media creates nostalgia trends for a past that didn't exist.

My fave stories from gay Australia are when pple from diverse backgrounds go OS and realise that they are desirable and hot because most gay Australians just want blonde hair and blue eyes.

The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...

Oh my god im not ready for a one nation nationals govt

Didn't realise that one of the side effects of climate change would be 4 Bull Shark attacks in 48 hours. Personally, I think we are in a Jaws scenario and we are being deliberately targeted. That's my sciencrific analysis.

As a world affairs and international relations junkie I'm looking forward to 2026. How much worse can it get. As someone that thinks human life is sacred. Not so much

The idea is like grass. It craves light, likes crowds, thrives on crossbreeding, grows better for being stepped on.

When I see another gay taking his disabled mother to the shopping centre we should have solidarity but instead I feel like hissing.

I have been scared to say this, but the best Cinnamon Scrolls in Sydney are all from Vegan bakeries. Ard and Miss Sina are two places killing it pastry wise.

Now that the board has re-invited Randa, as writers we should be advocating for the reinstating of Louise Adler.

Maybe Albo and the Feds have taken all the good comms & advisor people from South Australia and so Malinauskas gets to be exposed for the hot dum dum puppet that he is and just has press releases and conferences with outright liable.

Based on the statements today Peter Malinauskas doesn't want to be Premier anymore or he wants to be sued into bankruptcy by Randas lawyers.

The thing about Craig Silvey is that he made his career in Morrisons Australia, he was repeatedly told by the community, don't write stories that use Aboriginal, Trans, Viet characters in a way that wasn't authentic, in a way that centred and benefited himself as a white male straight author.

I wonder if the Zionist lobby will pause for self reflection now that they have destroyed a whole writers festival. I hope the lawyers engaged for this whole debacle get to the bottom of it and to whomever it leads to that they have to accept the consequences for their actions.

All these corporates sitting on arts boards, thinking it would be a lovely fun low stakes experience to network and then the genocide happens.

Oh I'm at the age of my life where I need to do mobility and strength because working min wage is hard.

Headline: Exhausted min wage hospitality worker coming out of Christmas and New Year's can't muster smile as he's asked about the cocktail menu.

I saw these gays on Insta who said if you have something to sell, take off your shirt and I think it's supposed to funny but I'm not sure and I can tell everyone if you need to be hot to make art your a failure already.

The Adelaide Writers situation tells us that Zionists will exterminate any beloved Australian institution rather than have one living Palestinian be a part of it.

Just ate a hunk of bread, tinned sardines and yoghurt for lunch. That's my equivalent of the Ancestral Paleo Diet.

Bro that crazy every first nations writer has left Adelaide Writers. Such props.

When you get even Trent Dalton to pull out in solidarity then you are definitely on the wrong side.

Boycott the racist Adelaide Festival. If you are presenting or performing, withdraw. If you are attending, ask for a refund. If you proceed with your engagement with Adelaide Festival, you have to be taken to mean that you think Arabs should be cancelled for being

This Adelaide Festival stunt is a way to bully and publicly humiliate Randa Abdel-Fattah for sure, but it’s also to squeeze out Louise Adler for making too much sense in the past. Two birds, one stone. The harassment machine continues apace.

This is unacceptable. To even mention Randas work in the same paragraph as Bondi is deeply racist and should be liable.

Ever had that thing where you like someone a lot and then they freeze you out or they don't like you as much so then you become cold to them and then the other person is perplexed and then it's just awk

There's a BBL gay at work that's come in to eat with his family and my god he is glorious with his white jorts and skin tight polo and angular facial hair. Long live the BBL gays.

Injected my dad with his iron supplements and then my mum tried to goad me into a fight and then said look at your hair and laughed

A coworker said I lost weight and a customer said I put on weight and then there's Grindr...

Me and my sister gonna write a parenting book called "Weaponizing Info Your Child Said To Score Points And Avoid Accountability"

Social media is obsessed with that plant that smells like meat and opens once every 1000 years. I am too. But I mean why can't we let a diva live. Like let her be she's shy

Is it weird that gay guys are hairy now and straight men are lasered it feels weird in suburbia...

Ugh the cat woke me at 5am. What a brat. You're welcome to tell me Cat games to exhaust her during the day.

Bugonia was amazing in Lanthimos fashion. But make sure you all give Emma Stone her dues for making it all happen.

Been watching long form deep dives into queer grifters who activate right wing talking points and it's going to take all my energy not to write in 1st person as a white twink who identifies as Asian and theb trans and then maga

Right on cue, Skynews is there to demonise the saviour of the Bondi shooting.

Felt too injured to work today. Slept after seeing friends from interstate, who surprised us by showing up with a 4 month old they didn't tell us about. Woke up to write and hit the gym. I'm in love with being a giant night owl. Inshallah Night Owl Man. May his barn be full of field mice.

Excellent article by Alana Lentin. mondoweiss.net/2025/12/unde...

Unless Creative Writing departments start finding and nurturing more Hannah Kents and Omar Sakrs they aren't gonna survive by putting out writers who are selling less than 100 copies of their books only to appear on a shortlist.

You know what, I’m feeling marginally less flippant about this insanity now that I know I’m on a list in a dossier prepared by the Israeli Ministry of Diaspora Affairs as a “key influencer” of antisemitism. This is munted.

Need to create more otter/bear self optimisation content

It's weird that lots of my friends have been diagnosed with Autism.

I mean I wanna give Onika a chance but is her rightward shift just about attention and protecting her brother/husband nonce or the ultimate pickmesha.

I like seeing my wog gays Christmas. You will never catch me being the only wog in the room. My sweet friends who do this are braver than me.

I put a purely original text into an AI detector.

If your going for a new look try mullet and moustache. Not many people are doing it. Very rare.

I'm bummed about our gay book shop in Darlo closing. At 15 years old I walked in there and bought a Brett Easton Ellis that was not appropriate. And should not be read by anyone. But capitalism doesn't care about our memories and histories. Sydney herself is relentless in destroying her past.

If you're hot just make art about being hot. Nudey beefcakes. I'm pretty and oppressed. I have lots of sex but I'm not sure if I enjoy it. Not enough good hot boy art.