Which Rotterdam building name should i steal for my hotdog shop

I was annoyed that they cut down some nice large trees during a refurbishment of a plaza in Rotterdam, turns out I didn’t need to be and they’ll be back

A map of Rotterdam’s separated bike routes, 10 years ago

We're owed a president with some virtuous scheming viziers after this. Some guy hissing "We must ban the SUVs sire"

Thought I saw someone with a hat that said Trump, thankfully it said Simp

Mid-Shitty Stripmall

Louisville! time again to collect bottles for our bourbon/whiskey pull. looking for anything with a value from $40 to as nice as you’ve got. every year we raise a lot of money to help our homeless neighbors with this fun event. please take a look in your collection or a trip to the liquor store! 🥃💜

Morning sounds:🤗Change here for the bus 🤗

Not in service 😢

Hello! I have returned from a bout of the flu to present to you the horrors of Dutch nacho cheese

Every once in a while I wonder what this icon is on my PC desktop and get to relive the joy of this text from my mother in law during her visit to Disney Land

Me: excited to live in a place with varied public transportation options The world:

Cant believe Rotterdam's transit agency declined this photo of me being on my passcard so I have to select another, joke continent

This may be hard to believe, and I still need more evidence, but today made me believe it is possible that Rotterdam drivers are worse in the snow than Louisville Drivers. It’s early, but trends are going that way

🚨IMPORTANT MESSAGE🚨 SpongeBob Tram

Congrats to DHL for disappointing me on two continents

We can make jokes about the FIFIA Peace Prize but boycotting the World Cup seems like a pretty good start for a lot of countries

Why yes, I will partake in the snowy farmers market

In news that should surprise no one…

Welcome to the Netherlands

First transit complaint. Both the escalators and the elevators down to the train platform to Rotterdam from the airport have been broken for at least two weeks, seems important for an airport station idk

It should be a crime to only offer one Lord of the Rings movie on a transatlantic flight

Got a window seat 👍

Here we go again 🫠

She’s not happy to be at the airport again

Nate Austin was at the Madison Pro Soccer reveal. And the Snowpener. Truly an OG. And tonight he's in the hospital with a long list of injuries after a driver hit him as he was walking home and then took off. Two local EFL supporter groups are holding fundraisers this weekend. Click for details:

Made my best depressed dad dinner of Dino Nuggets, fried shrimp, and an Unkle Dad Dunkel

Shoutout to the single beer waiting for me in my fridge if I ever make it home

Greenberg mocking me in the baggage claim while I wait for my bag to show up

A big FU to the Delta Phone agent who told me my flight for Louisville was only delayed 17 minutes when I had a 50 minute layover so I didnt need to change my flight itinerary, I got moved to an “earlier” flight and now have a 10 minute layover while also carrying a cat 🫠

Last full day in Louisville so gotta give it one more go

I got deported from the Netherlands for trying to serve skyline chili

Louisville and shoving parks next to and under interstates, a beloved combo

Whatever the hell this is came with our apartment and it is going to stay displayed

Somehow navigating life and this ends up being home?

Gonna get ripped going up the steep stairs in our Dutch apartment after climbing 5 flights to get to the front door

Neat

Nightjet train time

I find the two tone Munich metro chime to be unfulfilling, needs at least one more ding

My wife roasting me for foaming at the Munich Central Station 😢

Ya’ll need to wake up and start posting

Can’t wait to truly fuck up My circadian rhythm by flying back to the US next week, then flying back to Europe a week later

Apparently the first reinforced concrete building in Germany was this over engineered doghouse

Two Hofbräuhaus’ on two continents in a week

Spaceman

Indoctrination through smol trains

Germans love walking around with ladders

We back

Nothing like your 5 year old running around the airport telling people about the UPS crash before our 9 hour flight

Quality work order to get my Friday started