Delusions always taste so bitter coming back up

I think I want to do enough drugs to fry the part of my brain that does magic

SIPPING OUT THAT CAULDRON

Off 3 hours of sleep, no food, two sips of water. Omw to peel skin off of the corpse of a long dead god

I had to drag myself out of bed to wash a load of robes, and hex my homonculus. The mundane has become difficult

They're disintegrating me tomorrow

Im tired of yearning

If you’re reading this from overseas and thinking about coming to the US for the World Cup, stay home. It’s not safe here. ICE is going to be trolling around these places. They’ll be under orders to harass anybody who isn’t white and at least third generation Americans. Seriously. Don’t come.

Fucked up on nicotine and bug juice, im acting wild

Just finished a new homonculus, this mf smells like SHIT

Sure she can shake ass, but is there whimsy in her actions

Who has an evil amulet they don't want?

God forbid a wizard get a little self destructive

Next time someone sees me tripping in such a manner please banish my ass

I have fumbled something in a legendary manner. I have truly been foolish. I will be casting fireball centered on myself

I'm going to hit the pen so hard I forget a whole school of magic

Getting stoned then taking a shower is way too enjoyable

can i come over and look at you like this

I'm receiving messages from the beyond

The family beast is very inquisitive today

Making three cheese quesadillas after an enchanted blinker, life feels ok right now

Sometimes I get bored, so I make my homonculus do a little dance

Just saw some weird ass automaton, I'm gonna get mad

I'm going to make bad choices this weekend

Who up antagonizing a homonculus

You can't lie to me when im practicing divination like this, I already saw what you did, and foretold how you're going to try and cover it up

I think I am going to use substances today

Gotta have my guild mandated apothecary appointment

This fuckass goblin just looked at the sun and got mad their eyes hurt

Always happy to see a well formed angry mob

Going to hang out with a fairy and a goblin, these mfs are so short

I'm not dying on this hill, I'm killing you on it

Just used magic to put an adventurer through a training montage

A thing that I think is good is when a human creates a piece of art

There's something therapeutic about watching a massive castle dissolve into dust

This shit is GAS white boy

So down bad, I don't even want to dispel the curses she's cast on me

Every time I squeeze this thing my ribs hurt

Drinking the extra strength potion, she will hear from me tonight

This is the best Halloween I've had in 5 years, and all I did was take a super long road trip, drink energy drinks and got my hair braided

I'm getting ads for witches to blow my dick smooth off

Currently seeking political asylum at ihop

Texting and flying a dragon

I love hearing about my homies premonitions

I ate a triangle the other day

An adventuring party tried to talk down the prices on my wares. I hit them all with power word torment and put them through a thousand lifetimes of agony

Been staring at the sky for the past 3 days. I don't think she fucks with me like that anymore

Just paid a bard to write a song about me striking someone with lightning

I think I'm going to frolic tonight

I once again find myself in at least 2 morally complex scenarios, one which may have legal ramifications