Wizardo The Foolish
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Totally not an evil wizard
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Wizardo The Foolish
mcc
about 24 hours ago
A thing that I think is good is when a human creates a piece of art
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There's something therapeutic about watching a massive castle dissolve into dust
about 8 hours ago
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This shit is GAS white boy
1 day ago
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So down bad, I don't even want to dispel the curses she's cast on me
1 day ago
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Every time I squeeze this thing my ribs hurt
2 days ago
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Drinking the extra strength potion, she will hear from me tonight
4 days ago
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This is the best Halloween I've had in 5 years, and all I did was take a super long road trip, drink energy drinks and got my hair braided
6 days ago
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I'm getting ads for witches to blow my dick smooth off
8 days ago
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Currently seeking political asylum at ihop
10 days ago
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Texting and flying a dragon
11 days ago
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I love hearing about my homies premonitions
15 days ago
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I ate a triangle the other day
16 days ago
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An adventuring party tried to talk down the prices on my wares. I hit them all with power word torment and put them through a thousand lifetimes of agony
17 days ago
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Been staring at the sky for the past 3 days. I don't think she fucks with me like that anymore
22 days ago
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Just paid a bard to write a song about me striking someone with lightning
22 days ago
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I think I'm going to frolic tonight
27 days ago
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I once again find myself in at least 2 morally complex scenarios, one which may have legal ramifications
30 days ago
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Chilling in the whip with an orc and some sort of creature, the vibes are immaculate
about 1 month ago
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Charlatan, why are you hating from outside the club? You can't even gain entry
about 1 month ago
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Sorry for not being around, moving into a new spire is emotionally draining
about 1 month ago
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My homonculus gets so excited for his slop rations
about 2 months ago
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Back from the club, demanding yogurt
about 2 months ago
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Fucking wasted in the club communicating in bird calls
about 2 months ago
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Woke up to a party of adventurers trying to pick the lock on my door. It was never locked
about 2 months ago
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I am preparing to move into a new spire. It is quite exhausting
about 2 months ago
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I think one of my favorite parts of being an adult is just being able to take a bite out of a loaf of French bread
about 2 months ago
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I can tell the beast doesn't want me to go back to my spire, I wish I could make her understand that I need to
about 2 months ago
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Might fuck around and feel worthless
about 2 months ago
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The ancient one is sleeping in today, im making breakfast for the beast and an omelet for me
about 2 months ago
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The ancient one likes to antagonize reckless drivers, it is really funny
about 2 months ago
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Hanging out with the ancient one today, dude wanted to get subway
about 2 months ago
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Yeah, im dabbling in necromancy, nothing too crazy though
about 2 months ago
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A wizard does not respond to threats
2 months ago
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I woke up late today and I had to rush out of my tower
2 months ago
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I've never had a pizzeria fuck up this bad, dumbass sent me just olives
2 months ago
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I keep a wand in the glove box, right next to some room temperature potions
2 months ago
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Sometimes I forget that it's ok to take up space
2 months ago
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Who up dueling in the parking lot?
2 months ago
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Who up pondering
3 months ago
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I'm going to start a beef with a theocracy
3 months ago
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I'm not meant for a seditary life, hiding away in my spire. I must get up to some bullshit
3 months ago
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See, I do this. My personal favorite is making the cursed individual think that all clouds are dragons for a 30 seconds once a month randomly
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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This week, I will be delving into maddness. Hopefully, it'll be fun
3 months ago
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The ever watchful hound
3 months ago
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Gonna hit the stanky leg in a fae circle this weekend
3 months ago
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I love bringing golems to life and watching them run off to cause chaos
3 months ago
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Magic is incredible
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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I'm trying to keep a cursed tree from growing back, it's incredibly time consuming
3 months ago
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A giant vat of eyeballs that look at you as you walk by
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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I think I've been on too many adventures. My social battery is completely empty
3 months ago
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