Listening to last night's amazing cricket match on 5Live Sports Extra3 when it was suddenly stopped and replaced with a rugby game, even though there was rugby on Sports Extra2! It was an outstanding Ashes match that for some reason they decided to stop playing. I am angry 😠

As a 'rural' person who grew up with hunts as a regular presence, there's little more alienating than a bunch of sociopathic posh people on horseback descending upon your community with a pack of jittery hounds, in order to dismember a small woodland animal usually encountered in children's stories

ADVERTS. Before Christmas. BUY CAKE! BUY CHOCOLATE! BUY MEAT! BUY CHEESE! BUY BOOZE! EAT AND DRINK EVERYTHING! MORE! MORE! MORE! After Christmas. DIET! LOSE THAT DISGUSTING CHRISTMAS WEIGHT, LARDO! DETOX! EW, YOUR JEANS DON'T FIT, CHUNKY! LOOK AT YOU, FATSO! YOU MAKE ME SICK!

After 3 breakfasts Finn has decided to settle down in the warm spot. I suggested he went home but he'd rather stay here for a bit. Luckily his actual human, Ben, is fine with the cat share system that Finn has set up

Hooray! www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Finn would like to know if there's any chance of a third breakfast please

Brazilian Street Artist; Fábio Gomes Trinidade

Facebook reminded me this was 9 years ago. 9 years! How ridiculous

Boxing Day snacks/meal

Kent County Council is considering closing local libraries and rubbish tips to cut costs. Kids need libraries to learn, and tip closures risk fly-tipping on our streets. I’ve signed to stop this. Will you add your name too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ci...

Fender had a lovely day. He opened his own presents, hid in wrapping paper and then had his Christmas dinner. Happy boy

Early picture today, off out to prepare sprouts. Happy Christmas all

My daughter just sent me this. She's doing the potatoes today. Happy Christmas everyone

Yes. We're spending £476m on the militarisation of Calais - where babies are being tear gassed. The fact people are hearing this for the first time is exactly why I made it the subject of the Christmas Day message. We could be spending that money instead on a fair and managed migration system.

TODAY’S (CHRISTMAS EVE) WIN A TALKING BOTTOM CALENDAR COMPETITION - share this post and let us know which item of clothing from the Bottom universe you’d most like to own. The lucky winner will be chosen tomorrow.

Remember it is Christmas every day for the UK's billionaires. They get £2m richer EACH every single day. And that's cold hard cash from your Energy, Rent, Mortgages, Savings, Water, Public Transport bills. All this money should NOT being going to them,

Seven years ago I saw Bob Geldof by the Free From section in Tesco with a box full of Budweiser

Happy Christmas Eve

Faversham had a community gathering last night with not a flag in sight and a bigger crowd than any of the racist marches. Well done Faversham

Our 2025 version of "Carol of the Bells" - originally a Ukrainian New Year celebration song "Shchedryk" - music 1st written by Mykola Leontovych in Pokrovsk (now under Russian occupation). The composer would be murdered by a Soviet agent in 1921. #SlavaUkraïni #dontabandonthem youtu.be/vvMLtJ-Wyfs

Dog viciously mauled by a tiger. #cats #kittens #caturday

“Whatcha lookin’ at, Morris?” “Not a fucking thing, Walter.”

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If you have an hour to spare over Christmas I highly recommend listening to this, starring the late great Timothy West. Used to listen to it every Christmas Eve night whilst getting everything ready for the children the next day. Now I listen to it in bed 😊 youtu.be/Yr8fLuhsuHc?...

The last hour of Pi's life, before the vet came out and put an end to his pain. How I miss him 😢

This is Tog. I bought him 60 years ago. He usually lives under a protective dome due to his age but every Christmas I get him out and give him a Christmas hat. That is the full extent of my decorations 😊

Some pig

My clothes dryer has ridiculous expectations of itself. I only want it to dry my washing, not work miracles in my life!

Oh Jessie, was that you or was it Jimmy? Maybe giving the cats their own Christmas tree wasn't such a good idea

So many of my birthday or Christmas cards this year have had "Well done for not dying" or words to that effect written in them thanks to the heart attack/flu/pneumonia/coma. Not saying it was worth it but it's nice to be congratulated for surviving 😂

This is the first time a FIFA Peace Prize laureate has ever ordered a naval blockade, of a nation with more than 3,000 miles of land borders, for allegedly "stealing" its own oil reserves. Truly historic.

Land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy

This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈