Oh I've robbed plenty. A LOT of banks. It really gets the blood pumping, I tell you.

Ugghhhhh. Fuck. [ Tossing his rifle to the side in a fit of frustration. Apparently whiskey did not make someone a better aim. Who would have thought? ] Whatever, damn birds are just lucky, that's all. *hic* High flying bastards.

You're thinking too much about it. Besides, stealing food ain't the worst thing you can steal, that'll just mildly inconvenience someone. Try stealing from a bank, then you'll REALLY make some enemies, heheheh.

Oh, boo hoo. No one's gonna cry over a missing sandwich every now and then.

You could just. Steal food. Hell, maybe pick berries off of trees if you find 'em. Grass ain't no good for your stomach. ....but then again, you do look like an animal, so maybe I'm wrong.

[ Stare. ] You tryin' to be a horse or somethin?

You do that. If y' need more lessons, lemme know.

Not mine, no. These babies are the best guns I've ever owned. If you want one, you can either buy one or steal one. Shouldn't be hard to find one, they're real common. [ Adleigh has a deep love for his personal guns. ]

Heheh. Now imagine what that could do to a human. It'd kill 'em on the spot. [ Aaand he's just going to pluck the revolver from the demon's hands. It was his after all. Sliding it back into his holster. ] Pretty cool, huh?

[ Right. Going over to scoot the table and bottle just a little bit closer. ] Make sure you keep your arm steady when you're aimin'. Slightest deviation will cause that bullet to fly elsewhere. Hell, you could use two hands to hold it if you need to.

Ohhhh, fffuck off, I'm too good to be hit by my own bullets. I just need more - [ Instead of grabbing the outstretched hand, he tries to grab yet another bottle, only for him to accidentally bump it over and spill the contents on the ground. ] .../ Shit. /

Hmmm. [ A squint is taken to assess the bottle's condition...still standing. ] Not quite on the mark. Want me to move it a bit closer?

[ Adleigh's eye squints, caught off by the sudden lighting change. When he realizes there's a person standing in front of him, he does a shooing gesture with his hand. ] Get outta th' way. *hic* I'm tryin' to practice...

Hmm...oh! [ He reached into a bag, holding up an almost finished bottle of whiskey...which he then promptly finished. ] You can shoot at this. Here. [ Getting up, he moved a bit of a distance away, setting up a table, and setting the bottle on top. ] Try shooting at this from a distance.

[ Taking out a revolver, spinning it on his finger a bit before offering it to Black Frost. ] This here's the Colt Single Action Army. / The / best handgun in the world. It's real simple. Cock the hammer back, aim, and fire.

|| I really wanna get this adleigh into trouble. I want him to Brawl.

Ever used one? It's reeeeeal simple. [ Using a gun was one thing. Maintaining it, caring for it, studying the ins and outs of the mechanisms it housed were another. ]

It takes a lot of control and precision, not to mention knowledge. [ Once he got done with a batch, he began slotting them into a cartridge belt. ] Not to mention, you gotta know how to use a gun first.

Then it don't work. And yep - every round's gotta have one. [ Even the bullets for his revolvers, but those have a different rune inscribed. ] It's called Gunmancy. Something I learned back when I was a teenager. Makes gunfights go a hell of a lot quicker.

Ohhhh, nothin. [ Adleigh doesn't turn and continues drawing in the runes. Looks like he recognizes the voice. ] Just scribblin' in some runes. Gotta make sure most of my rounds got some kinda rune in 'em.

Wow. The Devil himself, huh. [ A blink. Adleigh didn't believe it, even for him, that seemed too crazy to be real. But, he decided to roll with it. ] Remind me not to get on your bad side.

[ Boredly etching thunder runes on his rifle rounds... ]

[ Whatever might be under there, it's obscured by an almost impenetrable, opaque veil...strange. Or maybe his hood is just really good at blocking out light. ] So, Kid, now that you got me talkin' about / my / enemies, I wanna hear a thing or two about yours, if you got any.

Nope, but I know a whole lotta other "Kid's" and none of them are cats. [ Looking right at him. Hard to tell if there's anything under that veil of shadow his hood is casting over his face... ] Y' can call me Adleigh, but my buds call me Addy.

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【 #USRP ― ADALID #128 】 DARKNUT. These knights are well-protected by their round bucklers and mighty armor. If you use a parry attack to jump up and knock off their helmets, it'll spell their doom. － #ZELDARP ‣ #TLOZRP － #OCRP × #MVRP

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MUSE DETAILS! Jeffery D. Canis 325 years old Any pronouns but He/Him is usually fine Fucked up dog person of unknown origin, varies between verses Height varies, usually around 9'9 Genderfluid Pansexual

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They may as well be pawns for corrupt politicians. They don't care 'bout justice or keepin' the peace, they care about their paycheck and position. Scum, all of 'em. And a lot of 'em have it out for me. [ Speaking with a clearly disgusted tone, but he ended that last sentence with a chuckle. ]

Hmmm. [ ...Looks like he nearly messed with the wrong guy. Oh well. He lets the hat drop onto his lap, before sitting down next to him, one leg crossed over the other. ] My bad then, pal. See, I ain't the biggest fan of badges, 'cuz where I'm from, a lot of 'em are bastards.

What? Nah, you ain't ever seen me in your life. [ A giggle, then a narrow of his eyes. ] And whaddya mean? You ARE a sheriff, ain't ya? What's that badge for?

[ ...Yeesh, talk about an iron grip. Two tugs and he still couldn't move it. ] Hey, now, no need for that. I just wanna play sheriff, that's all. [ His look and tone betrayed his mischievousness. ]

[ Well, he's not gonna intentionally wake him up. ] [ But he IS going to sneakily grab his hat and wear it. ]

[ Swinging his hand to clasp onto Black Frosts' for a satisfying "SLAP" before shaking it. ] An' now we're friends, hee hee hee.

Eh, sure, why not. You and me are gonna be the bestest of friends.

Well if I were just one screw looser I'd join up with ya. I just wanna cause trouble for authority, if I'm bein' honest.

Sounds like a grand old time. [ He can get behind the whole causing chaos thing. At least in regards to anyone of royalty. He's never been fond of kings, leaders, etc... ] Ever get borin' for you?

Glad I got one more fan, heheheheh. I had to work for a bounty like this. Kill the right people, and the reward goes up and up. [ Putting the wanted poster away. ] So, now I think you ought to tell me who you are.

Take it ya don't read the papers? Ain't seen my pretty mug on a wanted poster or nothin'? [ His "mug" looks exactly how he looks now. No facial features. Just a hood and two dots. ] Let's let the paper do the talkin'. [ Taking out a rolled up piece of paper and holding it up with one hand. ]