We need more journalistic attention paid to this message. The Democrats aren't capable of meeting the moment. All they want to do is repeat focus group approved bland attacks on Trump, rather than lead the way with proposals to make people's lives better

Whichever godless son of a bitch made the choice to get rid of Stoned Wheat Thins deserves to be gut shot and buried face down in an unmarked grave so that his so-called family can't find him to give him a proper burial. May he never know peace or rest

I'm trying to think of something less important than fucking space commerce right now and I'm drawing a blank. Just another example of the Democrats completely missing the mark and failing to meet the moment. On par with a performative vote against socialism to diss Mamdani

Because I decided to check my phone this morning I'm now reminded of what felching is and also having the image of him doing it it burned into my brain, and goddammit someone must be held accountable for this crime

Why are MTG's staffers making her read something longer than a tweet, lol. They hate her too. She's dumb as a sack of hair

If he gets us M4A I stg I'll walk into the sea

A republic, if you can keep it

Not only is this hard to do with only eight examples, but it's quite fluid. Like, a band that was on heavy rotation last month might be something I still dig, but I wouldn't put in the top 8 Deftones IDLES Perturbator Bjork HEALTH NIN Dance with the Dead Jungle

You might say violence is never the answer. If the question is "should I beat the fucking brakes off an edgelord Nazi" then violence is always the answer

I mean it's not wrong, but at the same time it's so wrong

Lol, lmao Fucking pwned

AP press pool reports hearing 'Yakkety Sax' blaring from the Rose Garden

If I heard someone use the term 'inseminated person' in real life I'd think they were schizophrenic and needed their meds adjusted

This was the 'manifest destiny' guy, blocked me just for this. I don't even remember who he was, but if he's going to keep posting shit like that he better toughen up

Scoop: Scooter is circulating a list of political consultants who will be rounded up and have molten gold poured down their throats

This will stain the soul of humanity forever, deservedly so. Let Gaza live.

Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, got home and found out Brent Hinds was killed in a bike wreck. This was always my favorite song of his. 7.3M views, and I'm probably responsible for a million. youtu.be/HDjKC_DjsWo?...

They're going to get us all killed searching for like four swing voters in the suburbs of Des Moines

Not to be outdone, the US Forest Service has set up an Only Fans, and is accepting requests

Pedo Benghazi. Okay I'm out

The internet has truly ruined me because I was worried that a Dutch Goose Parade was going to be NSFW but it is just what I needed today

@mddems.bsky.social and @govwesmoore.bsky.social you guys need to get your shit together. Real hard to show leadership from the back of the pack

@bsky.app you need to get your shit together. This man is trying to save his family from genocide. I dgaf how many times he posts in a given time, it's not enough. Stop discriminating against Palestinians, and focus on the dorks trying to sell me fake drugs

I, for one, am 100% all in on Musk spending a few billions to eviscerate the R's and D's and give the left party over to the left. Give us a chance to put our ideas out in front of the people, and show them what we believe in, rather than let others do it for us

On a completely different note, I'm going to have a ton of fireworks left over this year, and will probably continue my tradition of going to the fireworks stands immediately after the 4th to clean up on the clearance sales

I hadn't thought about it this way, but this could be a decent time to be a construction superintendent. I think my first reaction if my boss told me I was going to build something for them would be to refuse it, but it could be a real opportunity

It makes sense if you're fucking dumb or evil

Making even one kind and funny friend is worth encountering 1000 assholes. I take kindness and carry it with me everywhere, and I can drop an asshole like a bad habit

This is the coolest social app ever because only the most serious and stable people ever post here. I hope it never changes

Don't start no shit won't be no shit

Liberals have brains like hard boiled eggs. The comments section is just full Maddow

I've been watching Hasan for years, and he's one of the first streams I rec to people getting interested in the left. Having said that, these last few months have been so embarrassing to watch, as they descend to HS drama. I was really hoping the debate would put it all behind him

As it was on earth, so it shall be in heaven

Real question, then- how are you supposed to deal with an illegitimate institution? When the courts need to be impartial to render fair judgment but have proven themselves to be unabashedly partisan, what is the solution? It's a charade at this point

This is going to be stuck in my head for a week now.

That's a bare minimum for me. I will regularly donate, phone bank, door knock and anything else I can do to elect a person who vows to prosecute the bastards for treason and push for the death penalty by food processor or pool of piranhas

Now this song will be stuck in my head for weeks

It's kind of helpful though, because anyone who does this, blames Russia more than the Dems and the natural path of end-stage capitalism, or says Drumpf, Mango Mussolini or anything orange, can be immediately labeled as unserious and you can ignore everything they say about anything

"Let this radicalize you rather than lead you to despair. Let's not go back, let's build something better."

Lol jokes on them I beat them to it

Insh'allah

Lapdog 'journalist' has a critique of lapdog interviewer

This is the whole point. They don't care about defecits, and you're a rube if you believe them when they say they do. The cruelty is the point. These people aren't humans. They're ghouls. They're a cancer that needs to be excised before it consumes the host

This makes me feel stabby

I will buy a boombox with a CD player and buckle it into the front seat of my car before I listen to one single ad I stg

Because what would Jesus do? He'd watch the elderly starve to death rather than cut the military budget and tax the rich

Put this person in charge of something important, we need this kind of brilliance

Pause doom scrolling for a minute to watch hamsters with the zoomies set to techno. You're welcome. You may resume

The thing that drives me nuts about "change the democratic party from within!" is it comes from the same people who said "Bernie bro" like an insult. Like people tried to change that shit! The party deliberately squashed a huge movement of dedicated volunteers to appease their health insurer donors!

I have found the god-king of the shitlibs. Curious if their parents had any children that lived