Office lottery pool wins Everyone can quit their jobs Except unpopular staff Not invited to the pool #7SyllableSentence #pool

#Cat rap #music: I came, I saw, I lift, my paw I reach, I wack, your food, to floor Shake me up, pin me down Boot me out, you know you want to Big black eyes, fur fluff up I'm so cute, you know you can't do Anything but lie down beside me Pet me until I purr you to zzz #lift

The parent child role reversal is real My mom was annoyed with me for not having the messaging apps she uses so she cannot leave me a message I had to remind her she can call my phone number and leave a voice mail

#Art therapy Pen on notebook

Amaretto coffee and coconut milk is an amazing experience ☕

Fighting fan in martial arts Deadly weapon in disguise #7SyllableSentence #fan

You think I didn't know about your secret lover? I was willing to turn a blind eye, for the sake of uniting our families. But how dare you left me at the alter? Now I'm damaged good. You'll pay for this! Don't bother looking for your favourite horse. I sent her to the glue factory. #Fiction #horse

"Oooh such a pretty little fairy! In pink tutu and holding a wand. Where did you come from little girl? I'm taking you home to play dress up on camera. Wait what are you doing? OMG no!" Tinkerbell burst out of her disguise into assassin mode. Ridding the world of another pedophile. #fiction #burst

To keep up with inflation Fairy godmother will now construct horse drawn carriage out of orange and spider #art

#Art therapy Pen and highlighter on notebook

I picked out the finest model for my permanent home. Sparing no expense on the interior decorating. As my coffin was lowered to the ground, I relaxed, ready to enjoy eternity without people. Night came, I heard knocking. It was the neighbour! Could I have no peace even in death? #fiction #peace

Breeze from rear end clears a room #7SyllableSentence #breeze

#Art therapy Pen and highlighter on notebook

Corporate meeting Pretend there's intelligence Smile, nod, and don't talk #Senryu #poem #pretend #CorporateLife

Chill with hot cocoa and book The world can pause for a while #7SyllableSentence #chil

Trapped in circumstance Can't see past current moment Make the most of it #Senryu #poem #trapped

I know someone is used to being abused at work When I thanked them and they didn't know how to respond #CorporateLife

Oh my, Little Red! You have such long ears and big teeth. Come closer so I can see you better. Whack! Now I'll have some meat for tonight's dinner. Like that spoiled brat would ever visit her granny. #Fiction #granny

Running, panting, faster! The feeling of minotaur is right behind me, there's no time to think. Why did I wear red today? Unsure which way to turn, I keep turning right. Suddenly I see the cafeteria at a distance. I'm going to make it. I found the elusive IKEA exit! #fiction #unsure

"I want a man with a slow hand." He hummed along to the radio. He took pleasure in stretching out these experiences. The sensual touches of warm skin, their soft moans around their gags. His skilled and steady hands, as he sliced gently and repeatedly into their skin. #fiction #slow

Wet dog makes wet walls and floor #7SyllableSentence #wet

She grew up in a world separated from ours by a 1-way mirror. Watching us, unable to join, no one here knew she existed. Every day she hammered away at it, trying to get thru. Until she finally heard the crunch of glass break! She stepped thru, only to find our world is not better. #fiction #crunch

Stocked up on Korean food from H Mart Feel very fortunate I can do that whenever I want Since I don't read Korean, let's hope the English translation is accurate 😂 #Gratitude

In light of the 20% fuel highway robbery tax I think it's time to revisit this under utilized alternative energy source An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence youtu.be/whDN-4lbork?...

It's been years since she ran away from home. She survived and climbed her way to the top of her gang, thru brutality and a reputation for getting things done. Now she's ready to confront her abuser. "This hurts me more than it hurts you" has come full circle. #fiction #hurt

More mead! More meat!! It's important to celebrate a worthy day of battle. We're the best of the best afterall, hand picked for this elite training camp. Until we're deployed for THE battle, we're enjoying the chill life in Valhalla! #fiction #chill

Pancakes drenched in rich syrup Food coma coming right up #7SyllableSentence #drench

Let's find something hopeful this morning

As she sat in traffic, she contemplated. How could 1 scratch change her whole life? Snap! Was that the sound of a down powerline? Oh no, a toddler was standing near it! She jumped out, changed shape, snatched up the child. As they returned to safety, she realized her new purpose. #fiction #scratch

Construction work is dangerous for young workers! She thought, right after falling off the support beam. Just before hitting the ground, wings she didn't know she had sprouted from her back and she glided to safety. She'll need to have a serious conversation with her adoptive parents! #fiction #beam

Deep dish or thin crust pizza? #7SyllableSentence #deep

Your #7syllablesentence #prompt for the 12th July: We're taking a #deep dive into some cooling words to counter the heatwave. Have fun, can't wait to read your fantastic sentences! #writingcommunity

Update on the fire in the Brow of the Hill - and how people can help.

I love watching junior hockey The players have so much potential Oooh he has a cute butt and so talented I should meet him after practice It'll be so cozy in front of the fireplace, in the house he'll buy once he made it big Uh oh that's a career ending injury How about that one there #fiction #cozy

Child gallop as pretend horse Without a care in the world #7SyllableSentence #gallop

Interview with a house brownie Me: why this profession? B: it's a multi generation small business, providing quality cleaning and household services. Me: how are you paid? B: I'm paid in food, which is expensive nowadays. Me: why are you in rags? B: I only wear this for work. #fiction #clean

My Queen, here's this year's male stock numbers: Of the 87 boys born this year, 60 were designated for labour, 20 for mating pool, 7 for courtesan training. Here are the latest courtesan graduates, for you to choose your favourites, before I send the rest to share amongst the nobles. #fiction #share

Practiced for Pride run in Stanley Park I wish people would stop saying mostly flat when they mean uphill both ways

From what I'm reading, it appears the building will be a total loss. My friend is organizing a GoFundMe for the affected residents in the 50 units who have lost their homes. gofund.me/d9fb70103 #newwest

@littleswan.online OMG why do people have lengthy convo on the bus on SPEAKER PHONE? Well joke's on them I understand Spanish so their secrets are not safe

#ADHD is Running late because I had too much time to get ready But I misread my appointment time so I was early Except I had the wrong address so I had to rush But then in my anxiety I budgeted extra time that I forgot so it's ok As long as I have the date correct

The Prince looks at the trio of women in front of him. They all look perfect, but is any of them the one? Slowly, he tries to slip the right shoe on each of them. Once again, none of them fit. He orders their right feet to be chopped off. They will not fool him again! #fiction #right #trio

Without maintenance, glass windows from highrises were the 1st to fall. As the sea level rose, waves swept inland, polishing the glass into beautiful beads. You are the 1st tourist group to crunch through this landscape, preserved in a world devoid of creatures. - After Human #fiction #crunch

Shout my joy from the rooftop #7SyllableSentence #shout

New toy! Let the experimentation begins! #ITLife

You thought no one can see us. Slowly trailing just the tip of your finger down my skin. You find it thrilling that you might get caught. As I do not resist, you become bolder. Gliding your body against mine. Fully immersed in the experience. Unprepared when I yelled: "Bus groper!" #fiction #glide

The hard work was done. She set aside the shovel, gave her new garden one last look. Now she must wash up. It is not socially acceptable to be covered in soil and blood, when greeting the policeman. Who will tell her about the disappearance of her husband, buried under her garden. #fiction #social

From a young age, she learned to mask her heritage of half banshee. She suffered through life's indignities, repressing her nature. But everyone has a breaking point. Her nerves frazzled, eyes twitched. She inhaled, opened her mouth, and prepared to let out a lifetime of screaming. #fiction #nerve

Alarmed by sudden movement Triggered trauma memories #7SyllableSentence #alarm