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| No Love Is Wasted | ⚔️💮 #originalart

@tenofsword.bsky.social: Who here hasn't unhinged their jaw to a distressing degree? Me: Who here hasn't gotten themselves fatally impaled but been totally fine after? @andysomniac.bsky.social: Who here hasn't been left for dead on the bottom of a lake? #JustD&DThings

Going after asexuals isn't the point where JK has Now Gone Too Far And Needs To Be Spoken About. That happened already. And if you're one of the well meaning allies going "I didn't want to speak up before, but...." you maybe want to think about that some more. #NoLGBwithoutT

CASTING CALL: The wonderful @sassylich.bsky.social and I are organising a TTRPG Charity Streamathon for Trans Lifeline, and we need players! We have some incredible GMs lined up, and plenty of games to choose from, all of which will be played April 26th - 28th! #ttrpg #casting Form ⬇️

Fellow Asexuals, don't forget you're rolling stealth with disadvantage all day today. Save the shenanigans (like kicking J K Rowling into the sun) for tomorrow 😉 💜🤍🖤

Behold my gorgeous new Hadestown ink courtesy of Sami Graystone at Physical Graffiti (Cardiff, UK)! ( @tenofsword.bsky.social got the exact same thing, just with my handwriting instead of theirs)

Lazy brunch

Oh WFRP2e, my beloved, you know I can't stay away from you for long. Started running a new campaign for Broken Wheel off-weeks last night, and I can't wait to see what my human seer (@andysomniac.bsky.social), halfling fieldwarden, and future ice witch (@tenofsword.bsky.social) get up to.

Bubo, my precious perfect son who can do no wrong, it is *March* (Gamifying self-care works wonders for me, it turns out)

We're going way down

Tonight's dinner: experimental curry based on a recipe I once used for mopane worm stew. This time it's chicken, thickened with tomatoes and peanut butter, with added spinach and mushrooms

🥞🥞🥞 Diwrnod Crempog Hapus! | Happy #PancakeDay!

[Broken Wheel - D&D 5e] We're back on our irregularly scheduled feywild bullshit; place your bets as to who will survive our latest ill-considered venture: - Heafoc, hexadin, Gawain-from-Temu - Aster, cleric/druid, Disney Princess - Ikko, wizard, small dragon - Jambon, roguelock, literal cat

Pedro Pascal responding to transphobia on social media: “I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” (via @charliejane.bsky.social) [capitalfm.com]

Happy FFXIVersary to me

This is everything to me. Desperate to know who wrote the codex because it made me sob when I read it in game.

Here are some nice mushrooms

Oh, Jared. 🥲

Lazy Sunday

Post-Valentine dinner collab with @tenofsword.bsky.social

Valentine’s Day supper with @tenofsword.bsky.social 💜

On the days I am about to give up, this Gwendolyn Brooks poem gives me an anchor.

Dinner 🍽️

Today’s kitchen collab with @tenofsword.bsky.social

I particularly enjoyed the part where, in defence of their blanket burrito, my wife rammed their leg into my funny bone. 10/10 self defence. Also please observe this poor cat who has never been fed even once and taught me his pathetic sad-eyed ways

[scenes from a marriage] Act 1 Me: You know you don’t need to solve all my problems to be worth one pickle, right? @tenofsword.bsky.social : …. that’s a wild sentence you just said with your human mouth Act 2: Wife: I’m not trying to steal your cheese, I just want to hold your hand Act 3 TBC

If you see this, post your pride flags! 🌈

Sometimes I am not very smart, or particularly good at games. #DragonAge #DragonAgeVeilguard #VeilguardSpoilers

[Scenes from a marriage] “I’m such a good person. I was struck by the sudden cat-like urge to smack your phone across the room and I *didn’t*” Reader, my wife says this immediately after exiling me from blanket time for the crime of laughing when they contorted themselves into a human pretzel.

Tonight’s dinner collaboration with @tenofsword.bsky.social :

[Songs of Sylvia - D&D5e] On our actual wedding day we were playing Curse of Strahd. On our anniversary weekend we're playing a different game, where we're dealing with the fallout of my character saying something very stupid to @tenofsword.bsky.social 's. At least we're consistent? 😆

Mum made us a *gorgeous* first anniversary cake, with pomegranates for obvious reasons ❤️

Dydd Santes Dwynwen Hapus! It seems genuinely miraculous that @tenofsword.bsky.social has put up with me and my bullshit for an entire year and yet here we somehow are 🩷 (credit for wedding photos to www.instagram.com/davidstorm777 )

Scenes from a marriage: Me: Hey babe…. A year ago today was the last day we weren’t married @tenofsword.bsky.social : That is how linear time works, yes. And they say romance is dead 😂 Photo from ones taken at our wedding, all credit to www.instagram.com/davidstorm777 💜

[Broken Wheel - D&D5e] Tonight the role of Sir Heafoc (100% Original Character, do not steal, looking at you Geoff/Tom/Terry) will be played by Stan, while Hollie will be taking care of my notes.

Today we are mostly surviving on a mix of coffee, Chappell Roan and spite. This Wednesday has some real Monday energy to it.

A year ago, in preparation for our wedding on the 25th, my wife @tenofsword.bsky.social and I got our wedding tattoos done by www.instagram.com/ivynightwind... 🦋

Pre-birthday dinner at Matsudai Ramen 🍜

Kidz Bop 50 sure did make some bold lyrical choices.

[Today in Not!Eorzea] Just some weird little guys doing weird little guy shit #ShadowbringersSpoilers #FFXIV

Happy Anniversary of that time the ‘tism meant the US thought my future wife @tenofsword.bsky.social was trafficking me to Virginia for nefarious reasons & made me miss my connecting flight while they called my dad to confirm he knew what I was up to…. It’s wild to think it’s been a year already 💜

[Broken Wheel] Thursday night is D&D night, so here’s a nice simple stir fry while we contemplate how the fuck we get out of the clusterfuck my unlucky random encounter roll has thrown us into

Today in Miraland (Infinity Nikki): Ah yes, this outfit definitely screams [checks notes] “Fish Princess”

Sunday roast dinner!

Well I guess it would be nice Oh, if my father took me On down into the city Yeah, to see the band march

Tenebrae LARP tomorrow and it’s Midwinter IC so: - galette des rois - king cake (needs icing) - gingerbread effigies for Sigillaria - anachronistic but thoroughly delicious Tollhouse cookies

The best decision I've ever made as DM is taking whatever nonsense my players assume about minor set-dressing details and Yes, And-ing it as hard as I possibly can. Hence why they're currently debating whether or not a free darkness spell is worth desecrating the grave of Froghotep.