just did the regrettable RFK Jr / Nuzzi / Lizza google search and might've ruined my Thanksgiving

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

translating the news for my interns: "chopped unc glazes nyc's new rizzler fr gng!"

"Crawling In The Dark" by Hoobastank or basically the entire red hot chili peppers discography

has anyone asked MBS about The Line™

Everyone loves Ana Liz Taqueria, but more people should know about Yum-Yum's hot cheeto and nacho cheese burger in Mission, Texas.

this would be the biggest political scandal in american history if not for the fact that the president is also deeply implicated in the biggest child sex trafficking scandal in american history.

I'm calling for a complete and total shutdown of the new york times until we figure out what the hell is going on over there

I know it smell crazy in there

just let out a completely involuntary "fuck off..."

Keep Austin Weird! *monkey's paw curls*

Fun night for doordash pr lmao

my uncle works for Rockstar and he let me and my cousin play Grand Theft Auto VI already

it has literally been decades since a democrat has cooked this hard in a speech

the line to vote at my usual polling place in Austin wrapped around the block today and there weren't any actual candidates on the ballot; it was all propositions. seems notable

These seems several orders of magnitude worse than the whole auto-pen thing tbh.

My alarm clock has been set to @npr.org for the last 15 years, and every morning now is some fresh new horror. This morning it was a profile of Trump's nominee for surgeon general who's a med school drop out who peddles wellness scams on Instagram and believes we're in "spiritual warfare(?)"

that this is getting more attention than the CZ pardon is the surest sign that the US is cooked

Not to put too fine a point on it, but we're gleefully killing dozens of innocent people and the Sackler family are still free with a multi billion dollar networth

these "young adults" are basically my age and I'm old enough to have smoked in an IHOP.

weird thing to happen the day after a story comes out showing that the future of the GOP is a bunch of fat ugly 35 year old nazis!

these "kids" are literally my age and I graduated from high school before dubstep hit

Toss up between Jeff Tweedy and Paul Simon

they're doing taxation without representation

A bunch of absolute dorks (me included) convinced ourselves that guys like Chappelle and Louis CK as bold intellectuals in 2008 because we were naive teenagers unable to recognize some very obvious, bog-standard observations about society punched up with jokes, and it destroyed comedy.

this guy goes around calling himself a catholic lol

I need someone to talk about the needle drops on Alien: Earth with.

“CNN identified more than 100 US citizen children, from newborns to teenagers, who have been left stranded without parents because of immigration actions this year …” www.cnn.com/2025/09/23/p... #FamiliesBelongTogether

r/childfree rn

nothing underscores the collapse of America quite like the fact so many young people are becoming violent nihilists out of sheer ennui and desperation

@bsky.app @jay.bsky.team labeling this self-harm isn't just laughably incorrect, it's genuinely offensive.

if the dems can't muster up popular support for a shutdown while trump lobbing these gigantic softballs right down the middle at them they should do us all a favor and just switch party affiliation

Thought that was Joe Biden for a second

If you share a hobby with people, you'll never be lonely.

in an interesting turn, it appears that Meta is being way more lenient with their moderation on threads than @bsky.app

One of the more surreal things of being a comms guy during the first trump administration was seeing spelling and grammar mistakes in official press releases and a general lack of message discipline, but this is really taking it to another level. Where the fuck did this moron even come from?

I'm old enough to remember when this was called "ad fraud" and all the cool hip new media companies promised they were reaching real human eyeballs.

love the idea that after decades of research and billions in investments, wind energy companies never considered that sometimes the wind stops blowing

this is just locker room bizarrely horny and ominously cryptic birthday card writing. Any guy with a bizarrely horny and ominously cryptic birthday greeting for their sex trafficking teammate has written a similar birthday card.

🤔

A lot of very influential liberals keep talking about the need to leave Trump in the dustbin of history after the midterms, but this sort of lawlessness has to be prosecuted if we want to continue existing as a constitutional republic. Politicians have to be subject to consequences.

incredible illustration of the grief and reactions men go through when losing their hair

I do hope there's an enterprising leftwing politician taking note of the government forcing a takeover of a supposedly critical business that's failing to deliver for Americans. And maybe also taking a look at the balance sheets of United Healthcare, Aetna, and Blue Cross Blue Shield.

This message could work in Texas but Collin Allred ain't the guy to deliver it.

Has anyone looked into how much we're paying these goons for this stupid bullshit? Special Education and medical research were government waste but paying these hypertensive morons time and a half to stand around with their thumbs up their asses is a good use of tax payer money I guess.