OW executive: “three layers of currency and two levels of battle pass are not enough” staff: *snorts a line of coke* “what if we added an event that acts as its own kind of bp reward system, but requires you to choose a side each week, so there’s effectively two additional alternative bps”

Hornyposting is praxis

Cannot not post this when vim is mentioned:

“I’ll write my thesis in LaTeX to save time on citations management and to be able to change formatting if I ever need to adapt it to some specs” >receives editorial specs “WHY CAN’T I FIND A WAY FOR TOCLOFT TO CENTRE-ALIGN CHAPTER TITLES IN THE TOC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Wasted days counter: +1

@katie.bzky.team your incessant OW yapping has made me redownload the game and now I have to figure out what all these battlepass, hero level, daily challenge and other N marketing superstructure is

You’re hating on Expedition 33 because you found out they used AI, I hate it because it’s mid, we are not the same

I help run an independent open access journal and one can’t fathom the amount of pure ire and disbelief I have to suffer dealing with early career researcher peers who somehow don’t even know how to use pre-built styles in Word. Were it for me we’d use LaTeX, but they can’t even follow instructions

AI firm CEO: “our next model will have PhD level intelligence” Me, working on my PhD thesis: “Oh, so it will make poor life choices and still has a long way to go before being employable”

I HAVE CHANGED THE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. PRAY I DO NOT CHANGE THEM ANY FURTHER

I haven’t won a single game yet, this needs to end: now I’m going to demand answers directly from John Balatro. @jtp.bsky.social do you need any grievance to be addressed?

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

Aura farming implies the existence of a series of aura hyponyms like aura sowing, aura harvesting, aura reaping, aura watering, aura shepherding etc

We're the only ones into free speech so unfortunately Bluesky is the intellectual dark web now

@jtp.bsky.social btw, this is the game I was talking about that simulates an assembly code parallel computing architecture. It’s a fun way to get a feel of assembly with a very simple set of instructions and defined tasks store.steampowered.com/app/370360/T...

Today I cemented my unceasing march towards old age and death by having to literally reply “as per my last email” to someone

>Mainstream: triggered over Sabrina Carpenter’s album cover >Average trans Twitter/Bluesky user:

I suck so much at Balatro that now my YouTube shorts feed constantly features Balatro tips

Me trying to squeeze out some drops of human made content from AI slop flooded social media algorithms

I will die on this hill

I KEEP LOSING AT BALATRO, WHY DID I BUY IT, I HATE CARD GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAA

@jtp.bsky.social I’ve been losing Balatro runs for three days and it’s all your fault, I wouldn’t have bought the game if you didn’t post about it so much some time ago

Who of you had Trump remembering the casualties of the WW2 red army in their bingo card?

New year’s celebrations are just a scam to get people to buy more years

Following only people from a different time zone makes for a very binary experience on social media: either I open the app to a bajillion posts in my feed, or I open it and stare begrudgingly at the emptiness of my feed because everyone’s sleepy or—even worse—being productive

YouTube video titled “Is this the END of AAA Gaming?” be like: