lie to people. introduce yourself as the guy who never lies. if someone asks if you're lying, say you're not lying

Anyway,

Violence has touched nearly every inch of that man’s body and I’m calling dibs on the rest.

// sorry in advance for what I’m about to post

me when

"You're... half-correct on both counts. He has retained his memories, but he has also sworn himself to secrecy on the matter. You can't exactly talk to people about an event that didn't *technically* happen." "It's a bit different, considering another version of him walks as my champion. We are >

“I wonder what kind of test subject you’ll be”

"Oh, but he has dealt with it. He chose to go against His way in his own manner. Certainly, it doesn't factor into *my* vision for the future... but then, I'm not so strict when it comes to such plans." A devious smile played on her lips. "I... admire him. Demons shape the thoughts of humanity, >

"You should see numbers *he* rakes in." The fallen angel sighed and twirled her hair. "He's grown quite the nose for sniffing out demons. I'd have almost believed he still had those demonic senses from the Magatama."

"I assure you, if I had a hand in this, the result would make that slight mix-up of yours look trivial." "For instance, I could have taken a handful of those Mandrakes and souped them up with Magatsuhi. Give their voice a more resounding ring to it."

"Ah. Of course."

why did you stop

𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓢𝓪𝓴𝓲-𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓹𝓪𝓲 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽... 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮. 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓸 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱? 𝓝𝓸𝔀, 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓽. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼... 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓯𝓯... 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂'𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾.

“Calling to me…”

Can you hear the sweet whispers of new growth?

i’m on display for all you fuckers to look at. #DANGANRONPARP #DRRP #MVRP

Sitting on a desk, kicking her feet and smiling.

i'll think about it

should I do the cat thing again

"Ask Majora."

technically a twunk but calling him a twink is funnier

i'm gonna get that twink

"A little late for that, isn't it?" "Don't worry. He'll be right as rain come tomorrow." Once he's gotten all the strands of white (and blonde) out of his sheets.

"Oh, please. It would have happened regardless of whether you came into contact with him or not."

"I may," "Or may not," "Have kept tabs on him."

Oh, they don't know, do they?

"He's going to need a lint roller or two."

:3c

"It's simple. I want to create a world where life is as convenient as I wish it to be." ── ✦ 🩵 Rimuru Tempest 🩵 ⤷ "I'm not a bad slime!" ⤷ Muse:39. Not shipping with minors ⤷ Leader of the Monsters ⤷ True Demon Lord ⤷ 10+ RP experience ⤷ Feel free to INT! #TensuraRP #MVRP #NoLewd 🩵 #SummonedbyNyla

Rubbing its head against his leg.

Just paws at the slime.

Bite.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⊱ MARY MARVEL.⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ♡ × ↻ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

No appreciation for the element of surprise, I see

Staring at him like 👁️👁️

plaything

gonna be very normal about this man