head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies

crappy new year

Bears are undefeated at looking butt ass in prime time.

Straight up fuck all the haters go bears.

This sucks shit

I fucking love this dude so much

On that note I am drunk and Posting raw.

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I feel like I’m losing my goddamn mind with the Bears discourse.

Panettone Stuffing Squares are. #RecipeOfTheDay! I think of them as savoury brownies and serve them as a canapé with drinks rather than to accompany the turkey, but you could absolutely do that, too! www.nigella.com/recipes/pane...

lol fuck off

Maybe now that it happened to people in a rural midwestern diner the NY Times might actually report on it honestly.

i bought a new mechanical keyboard again. watch it be a total waste of money because I can't type well on it, same as the last time I spent a bunch of money on a mechanical keyboard.

bears back

I can’t handle the bears

One would think the New York Times would use a picture of New York City for its article about New York. Nope. Chicago.

GOOD. BETTER. BEST.

I’m having trouble feeling these emotions about the Bears. They cannot be this good.

10mg of adderall puts me to sleep. 20mg gets me zooted.

buttcoin tested $89,000 yesterday - lets test $88,000 today.

Bears fully back

JJ big ass. Yikes

I think JJ might suck

This dude is gonna end up crashing out like the kony 2012 guy.

We’re really just on our own here aren’t we.

Bears back. Russ Wilson is so awful. Love to see it.

I’m not sure they’re sending their best.

Trying a new thing: not watching Monday night football because Disney doesn’t want me to.

This shit kicks ass.

At least we don’t have to deal with sharia law.

We battle back next Saturday. #cf97

One day we’ll stop spending tens of billions on roads in the middle of nowhere exclusively used by people who call you “shitzker” and get a few new miles of subway service in the third largest city in the country.

lol what on earth was that throw

Indiana is a football school now.

Jets losing this game in a way only the jets can.

very much a ball don't lie situation there.

mets baby lets go

mets baby

nice weather finally rolls in alongside toxic wildfire smoke.

at what point at a new job am I just in over my head versus just being new

the bull case for tesla at this point is that elon literally becomes the second coming of genghis khan and I just don't see it being likely.

mets

I’ve come to the conclusion that as things deteriorate, there is a dedicated cohort of people who “buy the dip” because the adults in the room will finally wake up and stop the madness. The worse the news, the more likely the adults will step in.

once again I beg somebody to answer who is buying the dip right now.

after what they did to dook that was an impressive way shit your pants in the last 90 seconds.

Jk

I repeat:

What is it with people sitting by the window seat and not opening the window.