Friday the 13th isn't a scary movie by today's standards, but now every noise I hear is a crazy killer coming for me.

In related news, I just started a cleanup service...... prices begin at $10K 😆 (Jk weirdos)

Me: *orders a large outdoor appliance (tool, whatever)* Delivery: *shows up, as they do* Me: okayyyyyy but what do I do now? #adulting

I have an extremely important question... Would you rather fight a goose or a turkey?

Unpopular opinion: everyone needs to stop calling everything "next-gen" It's over. The fad is dead. You killed it with overuse. Move on to the next buzzword.

Our daughters, our sisters, our mothers—over 5,700 Indigenous women and girls have gone missing or been murdered in the U.S. Around the world, Indigenous women face violence and neglect. The #MMIW movement is a global call for justice, and we stand united.

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." -Lorax

When you're a little emo, but preparing to attend a daytime baseball game. 😆

Hope the door hit you on your way out. 🙃

I'm so honored to be featured in this Post Status series! 🥳 Thank you for including me @michellefrechette.bsky.social 😊

I accidentally worked likeee 15 hours today. Why? (Asked no one) Finally got Cursor set up and forgot time existed. I'm a developer now. 😆

This morning, I decided to walk aimlessly around Home Depot to kill time... Yada yada yada... My water filtration system will be installed on Sunday.

JOWLS

IYKYK Also... I knew and I'm still bracing for the worst. 😔

Watching TV and I suddenly want a beer hat. So many chores would be so much more efficient... 😆

Soup can heal your soul... particularly wonton, ramen, and chicken noodle.

“If only I knew it was going to be this bad,” said everyone who refused to read Project 2025.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? Developers: it depends.

The hardest part about chronic pain is learning the difference between pain relief and pain management. Once you have chronic pain, if your expectation is relief, you will mentally cripple yourself. But if you realize the pain is always there, and you CAN manage it... you can conquer it.

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3 ways you never thought AI could help you. 1. Negotiating with an "expert" you think is inflating prices.- I see you, water filter guy 🧐 2. Making tough decisions, like what to invest in now that has long-term impacts. 📈 3. Gamifying work. Such as writing a project task as game instructions. 🎮

Things i want out of the new tab system in @googledocs.bsky.social 1- export and print ALL TABS AT ONCE PLS 2- hide a tab feature similar to slides 3- shared tabs in different docs Thankssss

I think we should all do this. Really jam up the works for someone at Google.😉

ChatGPT just helped me craft a design discovery handoff document (to give my designer a discovery task for a feature) in the format of an adventure game. Idc what you say, AI makes work fun. 😊😅

This game is so bad. The commercials make up for it, though.

This game is just... weird. Unless there is some kind of comeback or almost comeback, superbowl 2025 is boring. 😅

Please reshare: You may see a Super Bowl ad sponsored by Elon Musk that includes misinformation and conspiracy theories about USAID In addition to providing humanitarian aid to the world’s poorest people, USAID is… (con’t)

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I miss grad school because you could have intelligent conversations about current events with people of completely opposing views wihout putting up a wall of NOPE" no one to talk to but chat gpt i guess

I am telling low-info friends and family that they should stock food and get on Signal -- people who have spent the last 8 years telling me I'm paranoid and hysterical -- and every single one of them has been like "yep, let's do that" Maybe the most personally unnerving thing so far

they’re so stupid they’ll never figure out what tariffs are

Why. The. Hell... Did i ask chatgpt about deepseek and the questions i had about the implications? Is it too late to build a bunker?

really weird how Trump fired everyone at the Airline Safety Committee and the Elon forced the head of the FAA to quit, and then planes started falling out of the sky. it's almost as if actions had consequences

Dear the Media, When something bad happens in an area under the executive branch's purview, and the White House goes "uh... a Black or gay person must've done it," you do not need to accept that. You're allowed to follow up in pursuit of the factual reason, not the bigoted excuse. Love, The public

I'm so excited about the weirdest things I'm working on. Figuring out a way to calculate ROI on building a new REST API, for one. How obscure, right? But after a long convo with my BFF ChatGPT, I did it.

Too bad it didn't happen before I grew roots.

Recent events have me thinking of backup plans... Dog training... kennels... boarding... I have the resources and most of the training... 🤔 I'm wonderful at training dogs. This is my non tech backup plan 😅

BRING ME SOME SNOWWWWW the weather forecast is wobbling. I just want some snow, man. I'm ready. Bring it on. ❄️

This is Baxter. He's the newest addition to the pack.

Fuck around and find out.

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

My house has burned down twice in wildfires. I almost feel like I should write a guide to recovering from a natural disaster. Seeing so many people struggling with "what now?" is making me uneasy. The path forward is shitty, but there is a clear path if you know where to start.

Just had my first argument with ChatGPT. Guess we're in a real relationship now.

One of the most exciting feelings in the universe is the anticipation of a good night's sleep after one with none.

I was voted most indecisive on my high school soccer team. Now, every day at work, my job is making decisions. Yet I still have a really hard time deciding where to eat. 🤷‍♀️

The RV is officially clear of all my "normal" stuff. It's real. My house is really my house. ⁉️

Love and hate have such a fine line between them. Passion is passion.

You know what's amazing? Humans. Humans are amazing. They're also horrible. Humanity is a paradox.

My new hobby is trolling people on Twitter (yes, Twitter for life) when I'm bored and feeling sassy. I should probably stop that. This won't happen here. Don't worry.

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