No cheating, etc.

What - and I’m not sure how else to put this - the living fuck is this shit doing in the New York Times? The Kingdom of God Is Ruled by the Humblest of Men www.nytimes.com/2025/12/25/o...

And universalist religions, granted immense power, become, let’s say, oppressive to those religions that would like to just be left alone to do their thing in peace please.

Poking through some recipe reviews on the NYT just now and saw multiple people commenting on the irony of using *kosher salt* in a *pork dish* and the fundamental lack of the most basic understanding of what kosher salt is just kills me every so often.

Favorite Courses 1. What Wrote the Bible? (@joelbaden.bsky.social) 2. Understanding Western Art (Dr. Noah Charney) 3. How Science Shapes Science Fiction (Dr. Charles Adler) 4. Archaeological Mysteries of Europe/Mediterranean (Dr. Karen Bellinger) 5. Forgotten America (@phdrachel.bsky.social) 2/3

Like many scholars, especially in the religion space, I get a lot of crazy mail. The one that came today is particularly impressive:

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Happy to receive a copy of this volume (to which I made a small contribution):

Good thoughts from Chance here. To put this another way: people who are complaining that they can’t get jobs because people aren’t interested in dead white men…maybe are forgetting the generations before this (all of them) when anyone *not* interested in dead white men couldn’t get a job.

I work with the very coolest people.

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I don’t think I’ve binged a 24-lecture course as fast as Who Wrote the Bible by Dr Joel Baden. And his ideas keep prompting new thoughts and questions for me. I love that.

I *think* this pleases me. By the way, I suppose I should announce my first Great Courses…um…course: www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/who-wrote-th...

It’s so nice to go to the conference and see all the people I never get to see in my day to day life…

For Halloween, a bunch of students in my intro Bible class dressed up… as me. Evidence below.

For no reason at all, a late night picture of Mylo.

@joelbaden.bsky.social just finished this excellent book. As great as it is, the conclusion and introspection at the end was even better and the most impactful to me.

It’s still basically the “debate me, bro” mindset. We shouldn’t play that game.

How do we choose one “theme” over another? Great: kindness to immigrants is definitely a consistent biblical theme. So is slavery. So is religious intolerance. Thematic thinking doesn’t make the Bible more liberal.

Just to make this point again, since it becomes relevant occasionally: if you use Bible verses as prooftexts like this, then you’re also saying that we should have the death penalty, forbid gay male sex, and allow chattel slavery of foreigners. Because the Bible is unambiguous about that, too.

Been reading @joelbaden.bsky.social 's book while my car is getting new tires. The essays on נפש‎ and רוח were insightful. Been a great read so far, even if you're familiar with the Hebrew it gives you moments of pause you didn't consider.

First copies of the latest book:

First copies of the latest book:

Ah - there’s no difference. I don’t have any way of knowing *who* inserted this (or any other later insertion) or *when* it was inserted. I care that it’s not from any of the sources and has to have been done in light of their combination. So anyone from the redactor to Augustine is fine by me.

Sure! The crucial point is that there are two interwoven genealogies here: one from P, which is identifiable because every verse begins with either “these” or “the descendants of x,” and one from J (non-P for the haters), which is everything else. The P genealogy of Shem begins in 10:22-23.

Okay, why not: one like, one verse from the Pentateuch that I think is a post-compilation secondary addition. Let’s get NUTS.

Just received the first printing of my new volume of collected essays:

The whole “AI uses em-dashes so don’t use them if you don’t want it to look like you’re writing with AI” thing is pissing me off. Like - Nazis wore belts, but I still have to keep my damn pants up. If you can only tell the difference between real writing and AI because of an em-dash, try harder.

@joelbaden.bsky.social just binged the rise and fall of ancient Israel course. Outstanding job and I did order that book. Quite eager to dive in to that.

Had the opportunity to speak yesterday with a lovely group of students at Oxford, hosted by the wonderful @katherinesouthwood.bsky.social. Grateful to her and to them. First time in Oxford too, somehow. Looking forward to returning.

Mine has long been “To the best friends money can buy.”

Ives is closer.

What if one doesn’t agree with the source assignment of the base texts on which the model was built?

Snoozing.

In case anyone wanted a copy of my book but balked at the sticker price…

Call back to this moment I experienced a few years ago:

The Doodle in New Haven. If you know, you know.

Definitely right, and the common view for a very long time indeed.

As the kids say, it’s proofs day around here. Looking forward to seeing this in the world (acknowledging that it will be too expensive for most normal humans to purchase, especially in this economy):

You can certainly suggest it - I’ve thought so myself on and off. I’ve decided against it (but I still think it likely, if not definitive, that 32:9-14 is a later addition, borrowed from the D version).

With the country going to hell and my feed being the purest doomscrolling, I thought maybe I’d start a thread of the issues in the Bible that keep me up at night. I don’t have all the answers - I only pretend to. So here are some places where I’m still trying to figure it out. Suggestions welcome!

Review of my book by Steven Friesen out in Pasts Imperfect: "Academia needs studies like this that raise suppressed questions if we are to understand better the ancient texts, their histories of usefulness, our academic disciplines, and our contemporary societal struggles."

"Judeo-Christian" is what people say when they'd like to be racist but know they'd get into trouble if it was too blatant.

Show me a cuter dog. I’ll wait.

Something about dogs in sweaters in the snow…

We need Mylo more than ever now.

I would be posting Bible-related thoughts, but (gestures wildly) it seems absurd.

Daily Mylo:

Today’s daily Mylo:

A new thing from me: a daily Mylo pic, because well, frankly you deserve (but I get him):