And dispersed to Chuck-E-Cheezes across the nation.

The IRS will settle the case with him for $12 billion.

Oh no. Then how will Canada be a force for peace? [half-heartedly clutches pearls]

Ah yes, remembering how Trump betrayed the Kurds during his first administration. No matter how bad it gets in the US, never think that Trump hasn’t screwed over other people worse.

With China leading the global economy, and the EU as leaders of the Free World, “America First” has reached its inevitable result.

Officials lying in the most disgusting fashion. Also giving CBS the opportunity to show off its new Qanon-friendly journalism.

What are the odds that this statement was made because it’s accurate versus serving as the basis for Trump to become the first ever two-time FIFA Peace Prize recipient?

Just in case there was any doubt left as to how quickly CBS has turned into OAN.

A Mitrokhin biography. IYKYK. Gift article for any intelligence/CI geeks out there.

Remind me again what people didn’t love about Kamala Harris?

This is why people caution against ever saying that things cannot get worse. Gift article for those who have decided to euthanize their own last shred of hope.

Yet another proof that MAGA has no principles, no ideology. It is a cult of personality. No more, no less. Gift article for the masochistic

A death I do not mourn. The article ends quoting Ames as saying that betraying those working for America sentenced him to the same fate. The most disgusting statement of self pity I’ve heard. Gift article for those with a strong stomach.

Russia’s military hasn’t been successful on any battlefield that wasn’t already leveled by artillery.

Should we start practicing our feigned surprise for when all the “America First-ers” turn out to be perfectly fine with this? And that when it goes badly, they will look us straight in the eye and blame Biden?

War may not be the answer, but it sure is a popular guess these days.

Mel Gibson, 69, separates from 35-year old partner. Did she finally commit the cardinal sin of exceeding half his age?

Of Russia and Europe, only one of them acts like they are not in an active war with each other. I’m not comparing this to what’s happening in Ukraine. I am saying that every act of sabotage is a literal act of war. Gift article for those reality-curious.

Israel becomes the first country in the world to ban the humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders. Let that sink in. File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"... www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...

I’m pretty sure that as Russia allows Sharia (see Chechnya), Carlson is contractually obligated to use something else to whip up hysteria.

So we should pencil in the press conference to announce his pardon for tomorrow?

That’s been abundantly clear for a while now. No one can tell Europe what to do, but it’s either Europe or no one.

Is there a Nobel for TV Hosting? I’d absolutely offer to nominate him for that, if that would get him to resign the presidency early. Absent a Nobel for that, perhaps FIFA would agree to make that award for Trump as well.

*At least* eight flights with Epstein? Gift article for the incredulous among us.

Where’s the asterisk saying that any less rosy report could have gotten people fired?

Mitt Romney: the last person to figure out that trickle down economics is a sham.

I am a native English speaker with a Master’s degree and only got three of the four questions. Gift article. Whether you receive humility or validation, you will almost certainly agree that the students were rightly owed the apology.

Ramaswamy Clutches Pearls

What?! Trump fires the last guy to report bad economic news, and we’re not blindly swallowing the rosier reports?

Now that Trump fires people who report bad inflation numbers, shouldn’t headlines reporting good numbers include an asterisk?

Whew. He can finally return to his true calling. How did he put it: podcasting rage-bait lies? Gift article for those who want to savor his departure.

Trump is just a parrot and wooden leg away from being a full fledged pirate.

He may not be the worst president ever but he is without question the worst person to ever serve as president.

“Zelensky shouldn’t have started the war with Russia.” - Trump 🙃

Finally saying the quiet part out loud. Gift article. Read only if your good mood this morning was making you uncomfortable.

They’ll win the suit, but this is just another win for Trump. Fewer FBI agents with a moral code, and no money out of Trump’s pocket.

A law enforcement officer murdered a civilian. During a protest against murders committed by police officers, some FBI agents showed their support for the protest against murders. As a result, they were fired. It wouldn’t make sense, if Trump weren’t President. Gift article, if you can stomach it.

Only slightly better than FIFA awarding Trump a peace prize.

So trans people are not the problem. Huh. I guess the best we can say is that child predators are the child predators. Unless, of course, people are just gleefully masking their bigotry using child abuse victims.

Trump’s sharpie has magical powers.

Why does no one remember that in 2017 numerous outlets reported that Kushner tried to avoid using US secure comms for conversations with Putin, preferring Russian secure comms in their embassy!

Hegseth: these highly effective strikes are … ‘lethal, kinetic strikes.’ Parsing the least important aspect of this quote, I’m pretty sure that all lethal strikes are kinetic. By definition. I think that he keeps inserting that word because he saw a cool-looking person use it in a movie once.

Why Russia cannot help but invade Hoping for Russia to ‘return’ to democracy or outgrow its violence is not a strategy — it is nostalgia for a country that has never existed.

But how much credibility can you expect the Supreme Allied Commander of antifa to have?

I wonder if Trump’s lack of personal experience with gratitude is making him a little confused about the concept in general.

It’s just like liberals to dismiss the hard work of the patriotic American who cut and pasted the Russian peace proposal into Google Translate.

Denver Inat’l Airport. These signs are outside the terminal facing the cockpits of the planes. Why aren’t these inside as well?? They include: Time Flight number Destination Countdown clock Boarding stage A count of passengers And more Very, very cool.

Google Translate? How much worse is a betrayal, if it’s done in the laziest way possible?

Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/