Republicans replaced scientific consensus with personal vibes and quotes from the Bible.

I can’t believe at one point in my life I was actually proud to be an American it feels like such a distant memory. This is horrifying

I really just haven’t been myself since Robin Williams died I think.

Hating immigrants more than pedophiles is insane

The most dangerous gang in Chicago is the fucking police

Someone said “I wouldn’t believe the United States had schools if it weren’t for mass shootings” and honestly that’s fair

Stop the scapegoating and start dealing with America’s real gun crisis. HOMEGROWN‼️

I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

From Ken Burns' “The 2025 Battle of Portland” 🎶Sweet Betsy From Pike🎶 “Dearest Prunella: As I write to you, a silent war rages in Portland. ANTIFA is the sneakiest foe of any war. Being invisible, they are difficult to find. Please pray for me as I enjoy my delicious coffee. Your Loving Husband”

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You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Remember, the same government deploying masked agents to kidnap people off the streets and disappear them to foreign countries without due process demands you not call them fascist…or else.

The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh

Random question: should those of us who live in liberal cities be getting exterior-facing web-accessible public webcams with a few days of storage to *show* people what our cities are actually like?

Just found out about lynching postcards. & im physically unwell.

Don’t ask me what’s wrong because i will start from 2003

that happened 5 personalities ago brother, catch up

DOJ has sued 8 states for protecting their citizens' sensitive voter registration data. My law firm has intervened to oppose DOJ's efforts in the first two states -- Maine and Oregon. Six more to go...

Wtf is going on!?! -me since 2016

Date idea: we both take Tylenol Extra Strength and let our autism do the talking 🫦

i never regret crashing out. i regret not crashing out more honestly

Group lobøtomy starts in an hour..✨

"Free speech is not about whether someone else agrees or disagrees; it's about whether you are able to do it." --Jasmine Crockett, just now to Chris Hayes.

Why is being alive so complicated

We need to steal the Declaration of Independence

This man in Portugal hacked my Disney account twice. (I assume because he changed the main language to Portuguese) anyways the first time I changed my password and logged out of all devices then months later he came back. I let him stay because he just created a profile and left me alone. 💀

Disney/Hulu who tf ever took away the “other” option where you get to fill in a reason. That sounded fun and exciting.

sorry for how i acted when i got overstimulated in Walmart

I need something between sleep and death

Ok Disney. You’re just playing in everyone’s faces

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

Good for pikachu suing Trump

I miss the world we had before Trump

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

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Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.

the utter confusion of the man born with a golden spoon up his ass being totally unable to understand walking up stairs because the escalator stops working is quite *chef's kiss*

“He may need to release the Epstein files to distract people from this (show).” —Jimmy Kimmel

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

are any of you mad at me

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Well whaddya know....the stupidest people alive are obviously all still here. Please continue to enjoy arbys until the next time this happens