Me using baking soda to clean my house, singing to the tune of “Karen Grant” Baaaking sodaaa, I’m in love with baking soda. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaking. Ba King Soda

[#USpol, political violence] I’m torn between “It has to be real; nobody in this administration is competent to pull off a false flag like this” and “I don’t put anything past these people”

I’m sorry, this is a terrible thing but it’s also so fucking metal

Suntory “Fruity IPA.” Family Mart special. Not bad, but tastes like somebody mixed an IPA with a regular Suntory beer.

Waiting at the gynecologist, Muzak playing over the speakers: “I did it myyy waaayyyy”

Boards of Canada new release on fucking bandcamp https://boardsofcanada.bandcamp.com/album/inferno

I just like this

Wow, I JUST NOW found out about Yarascan on Macs and keeping your downloads folder clear.

Hey everyone! A colleague of mine is doing research for a book and is collecting information on how yokai are viewed and received outside of Japan. It would be of immense help if you could answer the brief (only seven questions) Google Form below: forms.gle/NgiGYGALVR8i... Thanks for your help!

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So, like, we didn’t have any quake here, but we just had an internet glitch and our network TV is out. Also there was a crow outside losing its mind. Portents of doom, anybody?

Me when I buy a new cleaning appliance but THIS one is definitely going to turn my house around https://youtu.be/b2xLsCo8zmQ

damn who is this diva (it’s me from 2015…… that girl is long dead) https://famichiki.jp/@fetchezlavache/116425376931387244

I ate natto for breakfast yesterday and I feel like I’ve smelled like natto all day today despite a shower and a bath, is that a thing

First dragonfly of the season!

this is fun https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2676705553/

[I used AI to do a version of Donald Trump’s blasphemous AI picture] #uspol #silenthill

He came home!

Looks like we’re gonna have one of those days when gaijin Mastodon is all sick, so let me お大事に everybody preemptively 🙏

so tired of sneezing and sniffling

NEW FAMIMA

Azaleas are poppin

Is EVERYBODY going to our shrinks today? Solidarity!

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every time he’s not dead I get so bummed

[USpol, deathwatch] Apparently they’ve found the other missing pilot, so if Trump shows up now, we’ll know they were keeping him out of sight so he wouldn’t say any more stupid shit until the rescue was over #uspol #uspolitics

I dunno about other parts of Japan, but my city has two rainy seasons. One right after the ume bloom, the other right after the sakura bloom.

Enmei Park, Omuta, Japan #silentsunday

Shakey shake

I was kind of a loner in high school. Scrawled NIN lyrics on my notebooks and such. Concerned, my Japanese language teacher pulled me aside to ask if I was OK when she saw I’d scribbled the following: なんのためにうまれて なにをしていきるのか こたえれないなんて そんなのはいやだ！ (“Why were we born? What’s our purpose for living? […]

RE: https://mastodon.online/@elizabethtasker/116277752373759837 I need to know what this tastes like without actually having to taste it. My guess is a Dr. Pepper clone

I might have to start enforcing “imminent” vs. “eminent” at gunpoint

Didn’t have a lid big enough for the skillet, but as they say: “IMPROVISE, ADAPT, OVERCOME.”

Suuuummmmoooooooo

Can’t not hear this in a Chris Rock voice

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@stopthatgirl7/116215598906452368 oh shit there are no good choices for how this movie goes

I SAW BABY DUCKS

s’a beautiful sunny day but I still kind of can’t even have to force myself even to even even though I don’t even want to even

Sky says fuck the police

Short, sharp quake like something hitting the house

just remembered I had this awful dream about flying, pale-white lobsters, basically giant bugs

I see you, asking ChatGPT and then posting like you know all about it 😏 I see you over there

week’s almost over

[#USpol, #trans, #transphobia] I want to applaud and cry at the same time

I love you mastodonians. You so smart

I dunno about other parts of Japan, but my city has two rainy seasons. One right after the ume bloom, the other right after the sakura bloom.

A FESTIVAL

glad I’m already drunk