#halloween #halloween2025

When you have a sick sense of humor, it only takes one word to derail your train of thought. Today from one of my elderly students: “On Saturday I saw my three ground children…”

[USpol, optimistic] I’ve got this strong feeling that Trump is either dying or being pressured to resign. He’s been acting like he hasn’t got much time left and they’ve been putting Vance, Johnson and Noem in front of more cameras—trying to make them more palatable to the MAGA base. I know it […]

I was watching Lifeforce when PB got home from the school field trip and he walked in during the Patrick Stewart screaming scene. “How was your day, honey?” “It was—“ “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH”

This is Odawara.

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand. “Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.

There's a lesson from Japan about the recruitment of thugs into ICE. Japan's system of civil bailiffs came under strain in the postwar period. Working on commission to do evictions and collections against impoverished debtors, it was hard to make ends meet. Arrangements emerged with local gangs […]

Wasn’t it JUST Tuesday?

girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down

#silenthill #davincisnotebook #nsfw #phallicsymbols https://youtu.be/tlGbVwXcQYw?si=wXryV-_L1bYOI6HN

yeah, sex is great but have you ever had a dream that basically explained your entire psychology, your mind, your anxieties and hopes and angers *and then written it all down*

New rule: if your burp is perfectly timed with the music, you don’t have to say “excuse me”

I haven’t got a lot of followers but I would love to get as many replies as possible—for my own selfish enjoyment and that of sick people like me I’m craving nightmare fuel pictures. #nightmarefuel #halloween2025 #spookyseason

I had a really good thing happen this week but I’m almost guilty about it because so much else sucks lol

@babababa hahaha it’s a colloquial term in Singapore. I was thinking it means something along the lines of “no matter what” but I found this pretty good explanation which explains it is a translated borrowed phrase from the Malay language https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/die-die (There’s a lot […]

Bandcamp Friday you say? How about something obscene and devoid of artistic value https://bornshitstirrers.bandcamp.com/ #bandcamp #BandcampFriday

Fuck I’m so jealous of anybody who gets to drink cider

Good lord it’s under 19 degrees for the first time in at least four months

Did some shrine drinking to see off the gods 👋

I love dubbed YouTube weather reports. “There is a possibility of a Carmelite riot in Northern Kinki.”

New request for help from Japan folks: where the hell can a guy mail-order size 13 black socks?

[Mild insect description (no picture)] PB found a “dying as shit” gokiburi in the shower. “It looked like someone twisted the front and back halves in opposite directions.” Java the G Hunter strikes again. He is good kitty.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@RobinMarx/115263859331682417 #silenthill #silenthillf

BREAKING: The @wsj.com is reporting that the ANTI-ICE slogan written on the shooter’s bullets is an acronym for All Neat Transgenders Intend to Incite Communism Everywhere

Good kitty! Turns out Java’s a G hunter!

Is it too late to ask what the fuck is a Labubu

It’s starting to weird me out how a couple glugs of electrolyte drink can make me feel better real fast

I am spending this evening watching bad movies and playing on my phone. Do not attempt to watch Alligator 2, that’s all I gots to say

AaaaaIIIIIIIII FORGOT TOMORROW’S A HOLIDAY

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I felt kinda lousy for skipping Hojoya last Saturday because of the weather, but it may have been for the best. Looks like Sanseito crashed it with a hate rally. https://newsdig.tbs.co.jp/articles/-/2172984

And now they have just uncovered a fatal flaw in Amazon’s Echo for children where Alexa can be made to say all manner of sailor blush inducing profanity. Today is gonna be awesome.

I anchor myself to the waking world with caffeine, meds, the internet; but the fact is I would have so much more energy if it weren’t for this eternal August. Keep turning, world. Autumn has to come eventually.

If you need a break from your daily horrors, please join me for a moment in loving this little old man.

[USpol, Dead Fascist Society] So basically they’re trying to bring back the Boogaloo is what I’m gathering

There’s a lot of nonsense coming from big name Democrats and some liberal commentators tonight. Time for some debunking. Political assassinations, like other murders, are morally repugnant. But they are not “what undoes democracy.” Dictators and authoritarians and those who laud and support […]

Today I need to wear one of those pins that says: “I stayed up to watch the blood moon eclipse last night. So please don’t fucking talk to me. Do you have coffee. Where is it.”

Wait, there’s a lunar eclipse tonight??

Woke up with the song in my head, PB found this, and now I have to share it with all of you https://youtu.be/wyreul5Cvsw

Me: How about sitting down for a moment in this comfortable, track-side seat that I have so kindly procured and kept open for you as we await our ride? Child: No I gotta dance!

find yourself a partner who won’t be disgusted when you lick out the inside of the melty Pocky wrapper

The Kyodo news website just presented me with an advert selling supplements for back pain sufferers. It featured this gif, which was a little distracting.

The trick is to think “this just feels like a really warm autumn day” instead of slipping into despair that we’re never escaping summer. #lifeinjapan 🇯🇵

Post-typhoon grossness and humidity without the coolness of an actual typhoon passing through. 🚮

on a wet gray day I love the decrepit buildings in Omuta so much it pierces my heeeaaaaarrrrrt

Flying Pig is back!

One past post: Grizzly 2 looks AMAZING and I would never have known it existed if not for #monsterdon. I wonder if SBIG has ever done this one. ...and now I want a beer.

That was amazing. In the sense that I didn't know you could have that much gore and dismemberment in a PG movie in 1976. RIP every character except the ones who deserved it, I guess. #monsterdon

"Programmed like some kind of damn computer." A young Stephen King gets an idea #monsterdon #darktower

I think we need to call it, folks... this bear is a caucavore. #monsterdon