to the old man who pushed the elevator button my kid was millimetres away from touching (the only option available btw!! and we were in there first!!) causing him to have a crying meltdown, i hope you die alone and unloved

forgot i switched my vpn to montréal earlier and wondered why my tiktok feed was suddenly full of people saying tabarnak

something i really enjoy about canadian french (and i assume also about other bilingual places) is when you suddenly get a phrase in english spoken with no french accent whatsoever “elle vient de figure out l’activité ici” it’s so smooth but always makes me forget which language i’m listening […]

piece of shit fucking cuntass storm why has the rain gotta happen at daycare and preschool drop off time (tell us how you REALLY feel pippa)

wow i just discovered that the (TV show) Merlin fanfiction that i read on AO3 back in early 2013 has been updated with an extra half a million words since then 😶 the temptation to start (re)reading…

lmao :endme: at Twin S’s (tiny! one room!) daycare they currently have cases of: herpangina, mycoplasma, and HFM disease. what’s the betting we end up with all three 🤡

what a fucking day

okay but it’s really funny how many of these bot signup reasons (we’ve had 55 in the last month alone) all essentially boil down to “i am a massive fucking nerd so please let me join your server”

fuckerrrrrr now Twin Y has a fever and needs to come home 😩 [baby always has a fever meme]

why are drinks always like this… 120ml, what is this, a drink for ants???

husband has been out all day and won’t get back until late so i’ve had all 4 kids home but only one of them is fully healthy 😩 the desire to day drink and chain smoke has never been stronger

oop i had not been paying attention, looks like we’re getting some Weather next week

god i love #cephalopods

oh thank fuck it’s not a shutout #hnom #nhl

[NHL] maybe next season the Habs will actually try to get some SOGs :deadinside:

gdi babiest baby has a fever now 😬

fucking lol met someone in town and we struck up conversation where are you from? is this your first kid? oh four??? …WAIT do you know [friend’s name]? because she told me she knows a British woman with four kids… yes, that’s me 😅 small world…

how the fuck have i fully lost my daughter’s pool bag where the hell is it

new life experience: listening to #heatedrivalry episode 1 through the car speakers while being followed by a police car down the road and into the conbini parking lot

oh you’re fucking kidding me the twin without the sinus infection now has 3 kids at his daycare with HFM disease

[NHL] jfc

[car crash] someone having a significantly worse day than me 😬 how the fuck did that even happen this is a 40kph zone with a lot of traffic 😬

we’ve had to reject so many spam signups lately that it’s nice to actually get a human

this is the most they’ve tolerated each other since they were in the womb actually no, even then they were hitting and kicking each other this is the most they’ve tolerated each other ever

gdi i really thought the twins would be well enough to go back to daycare today 💀 fml

[NHL] i was just about to complain about the Habs not getting their act together but never mind I guess?!

[mh-] my mental breakdown doomsday clock is at five seconds to midnight chat

babiest baby is at the stage where she’ll scoot further and further forward until her head butts against something and then she ends up crying stuck with her head wedged against whatever it is, at least a dozen times a day 😅

eyyyyyyyyyyyy there we go, one game down #hnom

oop, negotiations #nhl

self-portrait in red ✋

i just inhaled so sharply i hurt myself lmao #hnom #gohabsgo

[NHL Canadiens] i’m NOT SAYING ANYTHING in case i jinx it but 🫨🫨🫨 #hnom #hockey

one kid at preschool, one kid at daycare, one kid and one baby at home. could be worse! when i dropped daycare kid off, one of his classmates called out to me, お仕事がんばってね！🥹💕 so i think i’ll be taking that one home with me this afternoon instead

i search for Arber Xhekaj ONE TIME to show @Chanclatrix and now my algorithm is full of thirst videos 💀

anyway congratulations to all of us who feel like we have accomplished something today when in reality we were all just sitting/standing around watching other people do all of the work #pwhl #montrealvictoire 🥹

MPP playoffs MVP 🥹❤️ #pwhl

i’m really glad we got to play against the charge in the finals, they’re a good team and coach carla deserves love #pwhl

don’t mind me being totally normal about Pou crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MontrealVictoire #pwhl

WE DID ITTTTTTTTTT BEST TEAM WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS 😭😭😭😭😭 #montreal #pwhl

mdr #pwhl #hockey #hocket

LIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAA 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #pwhl

jailbreak goals are my favourite 🥰 #pwhl

jeeeez rocque's second goal was unbelievably beautiful #pwhl #hockey #hocket

of COURSE it was Roque 🥰 #pwhl #hnom

one day i am not going to be able to catch Twin Y when he does his sudden random trust falls and then maybe, MAYBE, he will listen to me telling him not to do them 🫠

i enjoy how in-jokes evolve… #pwhl #montrealvictoire goalie is called Ann-Renée Desbiens, right? so ARD. going ARD! ARD! in the chat turns into, haha hey if you read it as a word that sounds like a seal which turns into 🦭 and of course a good goalie is a brick wall 🧱 so now you have blocked […]

of COURSE it was Roque 🥰 #pwhl #hnom

boys both still sick today… looks like we’re all watching the hockey together then 😁