He wonders, but will he do anything about it?

Weak on security, but he gets a chance cause he’s a good (white) guy. We can all get behind that. (terrorist bombs explode in the background)

“Dump the chump because of what you found at the pump”

In a world where the Chinese commit genocide, and the Russians wage ruthless, inexcusable war on their neighbors, Americans once again have beat the odds and are now the main bad guy. If this bothers you just remember that moral harm builds character!

Trump keeps delivering wins to the American people, currently enjoying astronomical gas prices, thanks to pointless war, so they can barely afford to get to their jobs (until fired by DOGE/AI), needed to feed perma-sick kids who will have to live in N. Zealand bunkers until the sun comes back on.

I want to thank the 70,000,000+ Americans who wanted this for their future, thank you with a capital F!

Trump ruins everything

Relatable

THERE WAS NO DATA

The world we’ve built, and apparently want to live in, makes no sense to anyone except for the very wealthiest who extract our every last penny while debasing us so thoroughly that we beg for more.

The judge reasoned: “because it’s insane” apple.news/ApdfOJLXMRa6...

Everyday I can’t believe it.

This illegal war needs a corporate sponsor. Close enough?

Buffoon thinks everyone else is a buffoon.

Misleading framing, acting as though Van Hollen and Booker’s plan to exempt millions of workers from federal income taxes—like it or not—is comparable to a gimmick one that impacts only 2.5% of workers. Vox and other idiot boxes depend on the dull wits of their readers.

Where my libertarians at?

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning" got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

Americans are dying so that Kushner can make money

Ma’am this is a Denny’s

The Clown Princess of AZ

The best part is if you get your hands on one, a member of the US Congress will shine it for free!

My AI “band” that produces Neil Young covers of Belle & Sebastian songs (Grokin’ in the Twee World) has been banned from the major streaming platforms for repeated use of slurs

Running out of varieties of corruption — going to need a field manual

How dare they!

Stupidity of the American voter is bottomless and the consequences endless

Epic Fail

The New York Times is still good at fetishizing violence and military hardware.

“undue” harassment and “reputational” harm

Scientific opinion: He’s such a moron.

TGIF13

This guy really put all his chips on one number (666)

American media’s defense against fascism #NewYorkTimes

It was never "multidimensional chess" or whatever they were calling it. It's always been a bunch of greedy idiots randomly bouncing from impulse to impulse in search of a payday. Nothing more, nothing less

Do violent idiots really “come to see” anything? The author and headline writer should be ashamed of themselves, but they won’t be.

So predictably stupid

tweets u post when you r not at all stressed abt the economy

The FBI is now just a Make-A-Wish Foundation for Kash Patel

Now do male baldness, Mr. President.

Billion dollar idea

Yeah I guess it’s “forbidden” to be an asshole now that you mention it

Um

$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year: -1.4 million people on Medicaid -19 million kids getting free school lunches -1.4 million people getting affordable housing -1.1 million hungry seniors fed -0.8 million children given free child care

One billion bucks a day to kill civilians and blow up the world economy while enriching the richest bastards out there, but Americans would go berserk if schools were properly ventilated.

We are all under the influence of the stupid.

Fire the ghouls into the sun!

If Elon Musk can regrow his hair, scam millions, and destroy the US government while high as a kite, surely this will be child’s play.

Americans don’t vote on foreign policy and perhaps that is why we have an ignorant clown show of morons, murderous as they are incompetent, driving the US into malaise and global infamy for a generation to come.

I thought I woke was one. You have misgivings about artificial intelligence autonomously hunting us all down and killing us!

Trump needs to hurry up and appoint a special ambassador to Iran, someone broadly popular with experience peacefully defanging Iran’s nuclear program. Ambassador Barack Obama.

“The result of a consistent and total substitution of lies for factual truth is not that the lie will now be accepted as truth and truth be defamed as a lie, but that the sense by which we take our bearings in the real world … [gets] destroyed.”—Hannah Arendt, Lying in Politics (1971)