Depression hack: don’t workout because it’s good for you. Workout because you hate it and deserve to be punished

The Venn diagram of stud and f*ggot is @connorstorriebr.bsky.social . And I am HERE.FOR.IT.

Hear me out: France has convinced the world for centuries that it has the top or one of the top culinary cultures there is. But most of their cooking amounts to just melting cheese on stuff.

Another WONDERFUL night with @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social at #broadwaynatdc - this time for the return of #thewizbway ! The tour is only in DC THIS week - so get your tickets now - use code TINMAN at checkout for discounted tickets (restrictions in certain performances may apply).

Therapy is not free speech. There’s a reason why you need to be licensed in order to practice. It is regulated speech. Conversion tactics have been shown over and over again to not only be ineffective, but actively detrimental.

Me on half of the days that end in Y. #vers

“I opened up a fresh egg of pantyhose the other day… he didn’t even notice”

“Be not scared to look a little bit ugly” -Logan Stone

Post and image you can hear.

We’re coming back to #farpointcon in just a few short weeks! Very excited for new venue, & from what this cast is planning - it’s gonna be out of this world - including Tiffany, Sirene, @loganstoneofficial.bsky.social @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social & Alex Mac (aka @jessicacrouse.bsky.social)

Holy shit!

I’m actually what’s known as a ghost shouter. I have the ability to yell at ghosts

I love that in Buffy, the gang regularly hangs out passionately researching things in the library and Principal Snyder and Joyce are like “what are you up to, hooligans?!”

Everything is an ad.

My kink is watching ICE agents getting forcibly run out of town

DC Drag Awards

What’s your favorite Lucy Lawless project? Mine’s Eurotrip

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Meeting your heart surgeon the day before the big op, and discovering they got into it because they liked unboxing videos.

I guess this is my only real social media outlet anymore. Say hi 💕

I may not go down in history, but I will absolutely go down on your dad

“A little hard work never killed anybody” *stares in all of human history*

Am I the only one who constantly wants to play matchmaker on Sniffies?

“You’re gender-fluid?” “Basically. My gender is kind of like that episode where Eliza Dushku plays Faith as Buffy as Faith.”

My grandmother: “and this is my USO dress. Isn’t the sash fetching?” Me: “and this is my don’t-kill-myself pill. And this is my feel-slightly-better-about-living pill.”

Joyce: “so what did you do for your birthday?” Buffy: “I got my back blown out by my soulless boyfriend”

I don’t even know what one roll of paper towels or toilet paper is anymore because they’re all measured by how many other rolls they’re equivalent to

My jamboree is no joke

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